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asciilifeform: if nothing could die, and whole world were one gigantomollusc, where would the sea go, aha.
asciilifeform: before the gigantism death.
mircea_popescu: spoken like true olympian
asciilifeform: plenty of room to grow and swallow ships.
asciilifeform: we're still, so to speak, pocket-sized.
mircea_popescu: a ton, ten, a thousand, whatever it takes for organ failure.
mircea_popescu: much like crustaceans can't be helped - if you remove the things that kill them they'll just grow to death.
mircea_popescu: this is not a solvable problem. the better the tools get, the more i'll shit on them to the point i can't recall wtf it all was - which is ~the only limit of human mental process.
asciilifeform: see if we can cut a hole in the night.
asciilifeform: i might have to go into the magic cave where i keep the magic pills.
mircea_popescu: we're doomed to eternal night.
asciilifeform recalls thread but - as often is the case - has no foothold to find it by
mircea_popescu: pretty sure it was about the shithead "artists" on avenida florida.
asciilifeform: tho the thread may have been about programmers
mircea_popescu: you recall which this was ?
mircea_popescu: the point was girl inquiring why contrariwise to expectation, the longer they've been at it the worse they are.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform was this discussion re street performers and why they suck, street takes all and keeps no-one so ends up selecting for shit.
mircea_popescu: the future is not too distant where i'll be spending my whole day with that!
mircea_popescu: fuck off i go back to the search mines
asciilifeform: knowing ~0 on subj, i must take mircea_popescu's word for it.
mircea_popescu: mno, it's how you do it. marx is lulzy. zig zigglar is lulzy. this is shop talk.
mircea_popescu: plox to re-read my seminal "how to become a whore - start in highschool" piece.
mircea_popescu: that's whoredom in the sense kids coding php when needing money to go out is programming.
mircea_popescu: your idea of a whore sounds a lot more like gypsy family - where the man turns out the woman whenever hard up for cash.
mircea_popescu: a whore is an independent woman, who lives by her network, and takes care of it.
asciilifeform: the latter, at least to my untrained eye, looks more like marriage than whoredom
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: wouldn't the 'my windfall catcher worx!11' approach be ~more~ emblematic of 'whoredom' than 'finally i found the great patron' ?
mircea_popescu: it has the unintended side effect of locking smart bois into local minimums, also, and eventually spawns some variation of cccp/usg, but still. on the basic-est level, it prevents caveman who killed a mammooth from tearing out his spleen.
asciilifeform: she would begin to think 'i am worth kilocoin'
asciilifeform: how's that
mircea_popescu: notrly. laziness, as a behaviour, principally serves as an insurance against exactly this.
asciilifeform: she'd go mad, tear out own organs, trying to find moar
mircea_popescu: there are no good solutions to humanatee's problems.
asciilifeform: think of the cargocultists.
gribble: I Can Be Your Friend Veggie tales - YouTube: <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbJNlJ5yVUk>; Veggies are your pals - YouTube: <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N36pPQ_RGOE>; John McCain and his Vegetable Friends - YouTube: <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRmey2WvWnw>
asciilifeform: some folx not sure they want to be in animal kingdom, would rather plant ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform that's how preteens operate, and the slower ones at that.
mircea_popescu: who knew, my dislike of artists turns out to be the same general dislike of insufficiently whorish behaviour.
mircea_popescu: EXACTLY that. "this windfall proves that my passive, mystical windfall capture works well, and that there shall be more such in the future".
mircea_popescu: but re the "she just assumed that next assignment will "find" her just as this one did", i actually knew A LOT of these back when i was doing "business major/design/advertising" 20somethings in romania.
mircea_popescu: as the bard put it, teh lady doth protest.
mircea_popescu: which may explain why so much of their verbiage is dedicated to variations of that peculiar statement
diana_coman: mircea_popescu, actually that might be the confusion made there in fact: despite claiming precisely that they do NOT sell bagels, artists assume that they precisely sell bagels
mircea_popescu: i don't entertain teh bad.
asciilifeform: there is such thing as bad tho
mircea_popescu: there is no such thing as "good" outside of who your patrons are.
asciilifeform: (could it be, that if the artist is ~any good~, it is a seller's ?)
mircea_popescu: bagel is seller's market. artistry is buyer's market. not the same thing.
asciilifeform: 'he thought next purchase would just come to him!'
asciilifeform: he went to the baker and threw him across the town in rage
asciilifeform: the next day, he went to his doorstep and opened door and notice that the baker had not come to his house.
diana_coman: well, I assumed she would know what follow-up is basically, which is quite an assumption really; I wouldn't be surprised if she simply considered that next assignment will "find" her just as this one did ☟︎
mircea_popescu: no wonder natality is down, who the fuck has all the rope.
mircea_popescu: and bondage the only hope at continuing it once started ?
mircea_popescu: if this is how her head works then rape's her only chance at starting a family
diana_coman: mircea_popescu> yeah, and she got paid, and then... that's the last i heard of her. somehow this is sensible, starving arists gets commission fall from sky, does 0 follow-up. <- she does drawings, not following-ups ("eeek, business, work!")
mircea_popescu: anyway. artists. were busy while the world was made, then starved.
mircea_popescu: meanwhile at the other end of the scale, trish whatshername, the oglaf chick, wouldn't commission. i dunno, i guess they must be rich in australia or w/e. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: yeah, and she got paid, and then... that's the last i heard of her. somehow this is sensible, starving arists gets commission fall from sky, does 0 follow-up.
asciilifeform: there was the one that drew the manticore
mircea_popescu: i tried to attract a coupla [chix] but very strange behaviour also.
asciilifeform: he dwelleth in the halls of spamalhalla now.
mircea_popescu: pity the only illustrator went berserk last month, could have had a comic on your hands here. ☟︎
asciilifeform: and when the great stone broke apart, mircea_popescu did say: 'verily it was pre-op'
mircea_popescu: he'd better be fucking good at it, because historically mp doesn't tolerate ineptitude in fathers all too well.
asciilifeform: after that it was just one.
asciilifeform: long ago, allfather odin made a planet with mircea_popescu on it, and everything else was female, except for a tall and mighty stone. but eventually lichens ate away at the stone, it cleaved into two concave pieces, and they too were female.
mircea_popescu: the amount of divergence from sanity does not concern me nearly as much as the direction.
asciilifeform: eh it's less screamingly ridiculous than our present day !
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform apparently the world of the future consists of "12 dudes to kill and a hippy chick everyone wants to bang"
mircea_popescu: not to mention the only female is wanted alive. why the fuck is it that these cheesecunted lesbos with delusions of creativity will make a female heorine that gotta kill dudes only ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: author clearly did not know the future, unlike mircea_popescu ..?
ben_vulpes: punkman, phf: neat, til
mircea_popescu: to kill public figure living on home planet with "personal security detail", 27k ; to kill random psychopath killer, 35k. to buy suit of entirely impervious armor, 8.7k. woman is bitching about wage slavery.
mircea_popescu: the pricing structure for this comedic silkroad thing is ridoinculous.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform gotta appreciate how short the id numbers are in 2112 tho. i guess conan musta wonan.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it is a great story tho, esp the ending
mircea_popescu: (pro tip for time travellers : go to future, see if F ids have tits, if not, can sell mpex i must've failed at some point.)
BingoBoingo: Anyways, there is plenty of history concerning the elderly living vicariously through the adventures of those around them.
mircea_popescu: also F ids of the future will have tits in pic if i have any say in it.
asciilifeform: next mircea_popescu will tell us how tall was donald duck !
asciilifeform: i utterly forget this.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it told us how tall ?!
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform why is this cartoon bitch short ? ffs. at least the fantasy characters they could go to the trouble of making 1.78 or something.
mircea_popescu: so by this theory he's going to butcher some black dudes one of these days ?
BingoBoingo: People cope with their elderlyness in different ways
phf: He seems to kind of enjoy. All that Conan ethos
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> beseides, he has fambly. << They live out in the country some distance, he discourages them from joining him on the plantation
mircea_popescu: and yes, ftr, the idiocies sprouting out of vorheees re the shapeshift thing smell of parallel construction a mile away.
mircea_popescu: "i'm too old to do things, i'll just stick with what i know".
asciilifeform: (is it a 'not one foot of my motherland will i surrender to orc horde' thing ? or something else)
asciilifeform: ;;later tell BingoBoingo did lafond ever say why he lives there ?
asciilifeform: ;;;later tell BingoBoingo did lafond ever say why he lives there ?
asciilifeform: (i had nfi they needed dirigibles to get up & down from...)
asciilifeform: spoken like true olympian
mircea_popescu: no woman comes in this world with a promise that the fruit of her cunt will amount to anything.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform let them grow up on wood spirits and stevia soup for all i care.
asciilifeform: (where the language makes it quite feasible to check the consistency of the system's state at however many points and cleanly seppuku if it falls into a 'must've cosmicrayed')
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-04-27#1458429 << rad-hardness via software is surely an absurdity, if contemplated in the sense of 'lead shield', but it really doesn't hurt to handle various 'can't-happens' a la ada. ☝︎
asciilifeform: and the more idiot 'cocklets' grow up on the mit-flavoured 'we must experiment and do basic science to learn how libraries work, fuhgeddabout first principles' curriculum, the moar of this there will be.