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asciilifeform knows ~nothing of this.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: wats that
ben_vulpes: > allows programmers to work directly with objects as if they were in memory while in fact the object data is always stored persistently << stinks of ORM shit-dippery
ben_vulpes: were i not desperately trying to eke my own living out i would most likely be camping outside of the cognitect offices until they took pity upon me and let me sweep the floor.
ben_vulpes: i harbor no illusions in this regard.
phf: Don't worry you can hire them to consult :)
ben_vulpes: it is the classic "db that looks good but needs tender loving care from its authors to work well" software trap.
phf: And those proverbial millions of records require really beefy machines. 8gb of ram, fast flash drives, etc ☟︎
phf: Basically the game becomes "how does query translate into PostgreSQL so I can index all the things"
ben_vulpes: yeah, i only run on postgres for that precise reason.
phf: Needless to say it's nowhere near there. Be prepared to grok both datomic and the underlying store.
phf: Sorry I'm on phone and just needed to pipe in. But I picked up datomic on a project as "clojure take on allegro cache" and I was expecting similar performance (tens of millions of records on a reasonable machine)
ben_vulpes: (and also as previously discussed in logs, the scraps on my table are rarely of "web scale" magnitude)
ben_vulpes: phf: i would like to hear about what kinds of misery you've found in datomic. not to doubt! never to doubt the misery of technology. but out of curiosity, and limits-finding by proxy. ☟︎
ben_vulpes: mostly, i find rocks of various sharpness and heaviness and use them to beat my local reality into shape.
ben_vulpes: i wish i had the historical perspective to even know.
asciilifeform: phf: the perennial question re shitware, no ?
phf: Datomic is piece of shit for non-trivial datasets. I don't understand how they could steal so much old lisp tech and still manage to fuck it up
ben_vulpes: whatever it is that returns the JSON that sends mircea_popescu scrambling and screaming for the "programmer's view"
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: yes, that. or your actual logic layer of choice.
trinque: tbh I'm willing to consider that if you wrote too many layers of joins and views, you chose the wrong data structure in the beginning ☟︎
asciilifeform: iirc trinque was using conventional sql ?
asciilifeform: but tricky to set up (it refuses to work on a great many 'modern' linuxen due to library retardation)
ben_vulpes: mostly, except as trinque discovered when one goes to do joins.
asciilifeform: mostly shoots in the head the need to think about db
ben_vulpes: but i don't know enough about elephant to say.
ben_vulpes: simple an EAVT data store with a single threaded writer. caches recent images of the db in peer memory (yes, 'immutable' db).
asciilifeform: watch the movie, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uPwQuxjgQo .
ben_vulpes: the answer to 'ever play with symbolics *' is always 'no', dude.
ben_vulpes: effectively a distributed prolog-alike db, to the extent that i can be trusted to call something 'prolog-alike'
ben_vulpes: proprietary proggy that sits atop your $db of choice
asciilifeform: wats that
asciilifeform: never tacks.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes knows that i chew only rusty nails mixed in liquid shit
ben_vulpes: look at the upside! think of all the tacks you don't have to chew!
ben_vulpes: you could be fielding questions from clients past about why you billed them nine hundred grand for misc. support over the month.
deedbot: [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 625320991898048033 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'Henry Hertz Hobbit <hhhobbit@gmail.com>; Henry Hertz Hobbit <hhhobbit@hotmail.com>; Henry Hertz Hobbit <hhhobbit@securemecca.net>; Henry Hertz Hobbit <henryhertzhobbit@yahoo.com>; ' - http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/63016E43A530350EC983F09A74C50EC8E87FEB92F3DEAC355BE2E64CA7985921 ☟︎
deedbot: [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 226646661742163 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'dallasdak96 <teardownthiswall@tormail.com>; ' - http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/12AD3EF8AAEFE48EA63A8917991A984660ECEB4194F6F5CEC2EA8304CB2C120F
asciilifeform: and 9 times out of 10 usg.
asciilifeform: but they are useless
BingoBoingo: Classic trilema http://trilema.com/2013/margaritas-ante-porcos-as-it-were/ ☟︎
asciilifeform: finally the ancient prophecy coming true, a genuine merger of software and conventional voodoo ! ☟︎
asciilifeform doing what he does every single fucking day of the week, applying to jobz, and notices a 'christ-based software products!'
deedbot: [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 2095136408731482091 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'Yumeomi Tanaki; ' - http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/9B9B0ED6921A8C15003519B16DAED0FB79CB70782F178A4DD5CE5FBDCF85C47A
deedbot: [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 1391496359719179921 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'Tim Fiedler <tifi@goapple.de>; ' - http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/D7B81471B4D1C2FC6AA8D6709F391B026BD1BAFEBAB21AE8BA277C1B3D054536
deedbot: [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 7495348559018251213 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'Paul Okkerse (Hoofd ICT) <paulokkerse@huighaverlag.nl>; ' - http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/DAB44446629F9CF37EB64BF72BBB6471AB6817777283D5F20F162E4FD344C3C5
deedbot: [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 4309906883679414593286257 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'Sven Arnold <psykoman@system-failures.org>; ' - http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/DC9D7BC1ADFF9D074C29DA18CB7224920FDAABD2348152DE296A6293FF3C1914
deedbot: [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 6723834688378347131962599764946917095897099 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'Tim Fiedler <tfcoding@gmail.com>; ' - http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/FE99DB4C8A6980859D6C2322594C1B2CB4348ECB0F9BA3A7275285C7F3D02F7F ☟︎
asciilifeform: so how come he has to hastily do it (with henninger's proggy no less, see his shithub) ~now~ ?
asciilifeform: incidentally, didn't the derp already have a 'we did ALL the keyz' post LAST may ? ☟︎
asciilifeform: https://github.com/hannob/pgpmoduli << and he's got the obligatory 'we did it first, move along!' thing going. 7h ago.
asciilifeform: 'if it's a bug it's most likely in the keyservers. if you look at those keys they usually have a lot of bytes replaced by ff values'
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu from beloved l0lcow, https://twitter.com/hanno/status/727179938017759232 ☟︎
asciilifeform: gentlement please welcome the all-new 8ball.
deedbot: [Trilema] The mathematics of scamming - http://trilema.com/2016/the-mathematics-of-scamming/
mircea_popescu: o.O check out the tits!
phf: the-phuctoring is second top ref from trilema, losing out by a large margin to top ref ill-pay-for-your-tits
phf: (the last three values are totals)
phf: since today is a looking at stats day, btcbase is at modest 3500 hits right now, which has been the average since about april 6th, but note that the day is not over and system has been down for almost 8 hours. the number of hits brought by referer has spiked though to ~~500, and looking at graph roughly correlates to trilema posts. not surprisingly the top referer is trilema at ~~1000, followed by qntra at ~~600 and phuctor at ~~80.
asciilifeform: lel, megatonnes of traffic on my www also
asciilifeform: yes, it is quite clear that latrine will not be flying anywhere.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: picture if you threw a match into latrine and it roared with fire like jet engine.
asciilifeform: mega-unsurprise that he did not appear, sure.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: there is always the 1 reader in a million who says something applicable.
asciilifeform: farts in the wind.
asciilifeform: so... looks like the reddit thing is done, huh.
asciilifeform: ;;later tell jurov observed any spike in trb site traffic ? (it is linked from nosuchlabs.com) ☟︎
mircea_popescu: but yes, pretty nifty as you can use it to send a [sorta] encrypted message entirely via web
mircea_popescu: i put it on my pgp page on trilema,. forgot all abpout it, now stumbled on it all over again
mircea_popescu: still. it has a key parser that works.
mircea_popescu: http://www.hanewin.net/encrypt/PGencode.js << the comments peculiarily amusing.
asciilifeform: and the million kludges it needs to do basic things
asciilifeform: agonizing to read on account of shitlang
mircea_popescu: so isn't this pretty much 99% of bignum->rsa in pgp format ?
mircea_popescu: PGencode.js particularily interesting i thought as it really takes base64 pubkey and puts it through rsa.js
asciilifeform: for folks trying to understand the format, it is worth a read
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform but it also has a convertor to mpi/b64
asciilifeform: pretty basic rfc4880 parser thing aha
mircea_popescu: incidentally, i just remembered : http://www.hanewin.net/encrypt/PGpubkey.htm << this of any use ?
mircea_popescu: let 'em try.
mircea_popescu: eh reddit ; who even has teh energy.
mircea_popescu: you're asking me who you talked to ? what am i, the omniphone ?
asciilifeform: i can't wait to listen to the tape of 'my' talk.
asciilifeform: was there really..?
fromphuctor___: will the submit page tell me my key is malformed if i made a mistake?
mircea_popescu: it's also in the logs, but, https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc4880
fromphuctor___: i need to figure out how to convert plain key to that base64/der stuff
mircea_popescu: helps build your identity, and you'll be able to self-voice.
fromphuctor___: sounds like i'll be busy then!
fromphuctor___: thanks... would the phuctor checker work with non PGP keys, if i correctly converted an RSA key to the required format?
fromphuctor__: it would be interested testing router keys
mircea_popescu: jurov yeah meanwhile it percolated through my head.
jurov: ssh-keyscan and the github trove are completely independent things (former scans for server keys, latter are users' keys)
asciilifeform: sorta lulzy, how much mileage one can get by taking all the shit these muppets claim to have done, and actually ~doing~ it
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: yeah, heninger et al. but iirc there were others
mircea_popescu: if you have a conversion script anywhere plox feel free to publish.
asciilifeform: i tried to find out, found ~0
asciilifeform: what the hell happened to the last time folks collected ssh pubkeys and bernsteined'em
mircea_popescu: fromphuctor__ yes but phuctor currently eats rfc 4880 format, owing to its history as a pgp key checker.
mircea_popescu: the rub there is, currently, the conversion not the acquisition