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asciilifeform: believe or not - they aren't here !
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: where are these circus freaks who are supposedly everywhere ?
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> buying cement ? << Frequently. But they way it works is by going to a venue where working people go they filter out the Beetus Barges at the door for the most part.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> what are they doing in home despot ? << Hunting the eligible working men.
asciilifeform: is today's 'theme' - ecologically-clean!1111, 100% post-consumer recycled cunt ? ☟︎
shinohai: Whores have to buy their new home supplies with ex's alimony somewhere.
asciilifeform: what are they doing in home despot ?
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: You just gotta go to the Home Depot and pick up all the fit divorced womenfolk.
asciilifeform: and i'm told now the farmerz have tv sets, which they stare at instead of old, good, wholesome hobbies like sister-fucking
BingoBoingo: Nah, lolmarts settle on the fringe of such settlements for easy access for major peripheral roads
asciilifeform: which provides all the stuff that dun grow from the ground.
asciilifeform: yeah but afaik all settlements there now cluster around lolmart
BingoBoingo: Flyover America has a lot of that so long as you avoid walmart
asciilifeform: i used to picture it as quiet, corn fields, tumbleweed, depressed farmers smoking homegrown tobacco and mumbling incoherently, and other nice things
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Funny because most of the photos are Amherst massachussettes
BingoBoingo doesn't remember if called an idiot or not during early ventures to future Republic's forums
mircea_popescu: though i wonder how many times it has happened to date idiot got called an idiot, stopped and realised he is an idiot, fixed his head.
trinque: I'm glad my recent optimizations to deedbot have made it more stable :p
mircea_popescu: i don't expect it to. told him he's an idiot, which is probably all the more unacceptable as it's factual.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> ous standard at the Amherst Lab.' << Between this, Gavin, and Trigglypuff Amherst is starting to sound like quite the lizard den.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: quote was from - supposedly - gavin's letter to him.
mircea_popescu: entirely reasonable my foot. "if you call things things then things become things" "yeah, such as your face becomes a turd."
mircea_popescu: hey, dan kaminsky wants to piss on his own face, he's more than welcome to.
asciilifeform: ooooops! i forgot to verify the sig!!11111
asciilifeform: 'It was a mistake to agree to publish my post before I saw his– I assumed his post would simply be a signed message anybody could easily verify.'
asciilifeform: get this:
asciilifeform: from the lulstream, https://dankaminsky.com/2016/05/03/the-cryptographically-provable-con-man
mircea_popescu: i've been mulling it over, but... kinda too soon.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> anyway. ransomware seems the designated end-microsoft agent. << Please submit to qntra or longform this lulz. With Phuctor happily churning writing this would be a great public service.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: as if it was ~ever~ other than a criminal enterprise.
asciilifeform: i once worked in a (non-criminalistic, academic) bio laboratory formerly - according to local lore - staffed by entirely different group, headed by phd who was eventually defrocked and disgraced for having dipped into his official cocaine stash
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform how many of these until we just declare usg da offices a criminal entreprise wholesale and start prosecuting them for narco crimes ?
mircea_popescu: never ceases to unintentionally entertain.
mircea_popescu: at some point mass courts were working triple time to catch up with 1000s of dead cases.
asciilifeform: more let's get this done sort of thing." She insisted that she "analyzed everything according to procedures"11 and that she did all the testing required, in fact "double-check[ing] her work." '
mircea_popescu: wait, is this another one or the same one ?
asciilifeform: 'According to Farak, the "high" from the drug lasted approximately 8 to 10 hours. In addition, the drug gave her the desired effects that she had discovered in her research: "I felt amazing. It gave me energy. I felt more alert. I did not wish it but it gave me the pep I was looking for." Farak maintained that her work was not affected at the Lab but that the methamphetamine made her "more alert and
danielpbarron: my brother works for a place that makes such standards; from what he described, the stuff doesn't sound like's it's even recreationally usable
asciilifeform: ous standard at the Amherst Lab.'
asciilifeform: 'The report said that the woman began taking the lab's so-called "standard" drugs, the ones purchased from drug companies as a control in testing. "Farak began to consume the Amherst Lab's standards on a fairly regular basis beginning in late 2004 or early 2005," according to the report. "The first standard she admitted to using was the methamphetamine standard, which was the largest or most volumin
asciilifeform: 'All told, she estimated that she was smoking crack ten to twelve times a day.'
danielpbarron: https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/2823331/AGOReportFarakAmherstDrugLab.pdf >> Farak testified about her extensive drug use; her siphoning of drugs from the Lab's standards which were used to test drug samples, from police-submitted samples of drugs which were intended to be tested for evidentiary purposes in pending criminal cases, and from other chemists' samples; and her manufacturing in the Lab of crack cocaine for her
asciilifeform: ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-cybersecurity-surveillance-idUSKCN0XR009 << qntra.
asciilifeform: l0l ty.
jurov: just feed it to imagemagick
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform too late lol, i sent it.
asciilifeform: dump the cert plox ?
mircea_popescu: which i suppose is supposed to be the fed.
mircea_popescu: and in more installments of the neverending lulz, http://dpaste.com/02RH4CT
mircea_popescu: besides, SHE was in the military. not some relative.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform they have to be ugly and fat ; otherwise it's housewife neh
asciilifeform: where is it written that dependapotami have to be ugly.
mircea_popescu: who was looking to start his whiteboy nigger harem ?
mircea_popescu: and in other news, "Hello, my name is Summer, I am a single mother who is looking for her right Dom. I am currently pregnant with number 2 and about to have her. I am prior military and know how to listen ;). "
asciilifeform: so left it to rot in the sun.
asciilifeform: hitler, apparently, didn't get what he wanted out of the corpse
mircea_popescu: i suppose there's weirder 86 btc purchases.
asciilifeform: he cleanly tombstoned it
asciilifeform: lulzily, it appears to still be on kako's box
mircea_popescu: was a heartthrob for a month or so there, because it wasn't all too clear how bitbet will unwind. but in the end bettors were paid 100%
hanbot: rip mpif! was a pleasure, even though pc4 didn't turn out so well.
jurov: wow, it was worth 21465 in the end?
mircea_popescu: nobody talks about it on rettardit etc, of course, but f.mpif boldly did what nobody else did ; nor anyone thought possible, in 2014 or 2010.
mircea_popescu: same to hanbot, even if she was on the - towards the end. and to all others involved.
mircea_popescu: confirmed. adding 6.66810225 to your cash position. what a sum!
jurov: or just add the div
jurov: mircea_popescu: looks like you have not subtracted but yanked *all* f.mpif from that account
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: one might naively think !
mircea_popescu: aahaha if it';s not testimonial then nothing it produces may be entered into record ?
shinohai: I submitted a gofundme to get a designated shitting street named after him in India, but twasn't approved.
asciilifeform: gotta love the preeets.
asciilifeform: '"Unlike disclosing passcodes, you are not compelled to speak or say what's 'in your mind' to law enforcement," Gidari said. "'Put your finger here' is not testimonial or self-incriminating."'
asciilifeform eagerly awaits the first official 'coke machine warrant'
asciilifeform: '...authorities obtained a search warrant compelling the girlfriend of an alleged Armenian gang member to press her finger against an iPhone that had been seized...'
mircea_popescu: anyway. ransomware seems the designated end-microsoft agent.
mircea_popescu: lol right, please. except they fucking pay themselves. a little late for that.
BingoBoingo: You know move up from altar boy to man of the cloth, failed.
BingoBoingo though brock tried to "complete the circle"
mircea_popescu: i thought brock was altar boy, not actually pedo per se ?
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: AHA that was his genera
BingoBoingo: Seriously though, what actual coach even of a kids teams is so opposed to winning that the losing whiner gets to play the big moment.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: didn't pedo brock actually star in one of these filmz ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform didnt the us alphabet soup consist of mostly russian agents by mass throughout the 40s, 50s, etc ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Yeah. Mostly about fictional "kids" teams. Tis a disney invention. Gotta start the indoctrination early.
trinque: certainly scientology, and certainly that's not the only
trinque is very curious about what *other* organizations exist which cut through the various usg entities
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo they have that, spostsball movies ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Nah, its USG. All those sportsball movies they watch with their future fatgendered kids are getting to their heads. The formula is it is never the most athletic player that gets the moment in the big game. Its the loser who "wants it" more. I blame Emilio Estevez.
asciilifeform: hey i consider rape far too humane for these folk.
trinque: hastings was going after him on some corruption thing, so he was nominally head of the CIA and probably involved in something else that can organize better :p
mircea_popescu: you know, alf the rape advocate.
trinque: asciilifeform: that was personal with what's his face lurch at the CIA
mircea_popescu: he didn't HAVE TO.
mircea_popescu: they can't do anything ; nor can they learn from their mistakes. this is the price pretending exacts of one.
asciilifeform: so why did hastings have to get fragged
mircea_popescu: the whole of their strategy consists of a) these people couldn't possibly prevail, for they're "mean" [synonyms go here] ; b) these people couldn't possibly have prevailed, because a, so it never happened ; c) go back to a.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform> why couldn't hitler have picked a plausible shitoshi ? << was just discussing this with the gurlz. you gotta appreciate hitler is not a person ; hitler is the fucking google ai, practically.
mircea_popescu: phf so then the odds of it being under 99.9% are < 10^-6
phf: mircea_popescu: two missing, one of them i recognize from early script bug
asciilifeform: the sheer... cheapness. of the attempt, is breathtaking.