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asciilifeform: and these are only the ones publicly ~known~
asciilifeform: according to al schwartz
asciilifeform: go and try to open the door under 'pirates' attraction in disneyland.
asciilifeform: 'civilized humans' laugh at primitive orcs, who had their party-exclusive wankatrons where everybody could see them.
asciilifeform: phf: plebe walking in was liable to be served shitleftovers
mircea_popescu: they did have a law re "illicit profits" on the books tho did they
phf: but there might've been some twist there, like pastry was the kind of pastry you couldn't buy anywhere else because "specially made only here on thursdays"
phf: mircea_popescu: you know that is weird, seems like sop was accessible prices even at fancy places, but was discouraged from attending. i might be misremembering something
mircea_popescu: weird that they'd be doing this capitalist thing.
phf: well, right, prole stolovaya prices from the same time would be in .10-.50 range for full servings, so it's an outrageous price.
phf: i don't actually know, but i think i recall some высоцкий records with 30kp markings? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: place made a killingoff that cachet.
mircea_popescu: actually a major passtime for locals post 1989 was to go check it out, for first time in life.
mircea_popescu: there was also "belvedere", rather scenic up on a hill. available for upper class wedding receptions, otherwise open for... well not the public.
mircea_popescu: that was this thing's name, "Casa Universitarilor"
mircea_popescu: pretty much the only restaurant doing decent aspics in the whole country for a decade + was inside the ro capitol building. meal there less than what happy meal cost.
phf: oh, that's not restaurants i'm thinking of. i'm thinking places that would have names, and that certain kind of su crowd would reminisce over, like "Prague" or "Astoria"
phf: given that u.s. entry level engineer is somewhere in the 60k, that's like paying $1200 for a cup of coffee with pastry. and i realize that it's a totally meaningless analogy
mircea_popescu: dude... i dunno. complete (romanian style, 5 course) meal at the "university house", ie, restaurant for high ranking profs etc, ~20 lei. which was the 3rd largest bill, 1% or so of average salary.
phf: i think restaurants in su were still question of money. grandpa designed rockets, so my mom would go to restaurants with girlfriends growing up (later she worked at Sovicenter, which is a whole different level of access), and she would quote prices like 2.30 for a coffee and eclair. i think junior engineer salaries were somewhere around 90, a well to do pleb's end-of-career would be around 140, grandpa was making somewhere in upper
mircea_popescu: partly understandable, the patron menagerie is outrageous.
mircea_popescu: anyway. waitstaff in the us etc is miserable for turnover anyway. mostly because it's almost entirely manned by out of work strippers and other college students. who stick for a job on a project-base, she needs an abortion, works three weeks
pete_dushenski: perhaps too expensive to enforce against such a transient population
pete_dushenski: aha. that. ya, quite strange that it's not minimum 6mo or 1yr
mircea_popescu: who the fuck hires noobs as free agents. if you train them, they either pay or indenture wtf.
pete_dushenski: i never could quite understand the 'no tipping' blather. never seemed like much of a trend. turns out, i was right!
pete_dushenski: e set of skills necessary, and they would generally give notice and move to other restaurants in our community who were still on a traditional tip economy."
pete_dushenski: http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/05/15/478096516/why-restaurants-are-ditching-the-switch-to-no-tipping << "On what made him decide to switch back to tipping? Attrition. We were losing staff, servers mostly. Kitchen was of course happy and turnover was nonexistent. And senior staff in the front of the house were happy. We were continuing to hire young, new people, train them, and then they'd get th
mircea_popescu: the city's full of them, but... apparently not
pete_dushenski: lol!1 i always thought torahs (torot?) were carried in brinks trucks or similar
a111: Logged on 2015-04-07 00:10 mircea_popescu: just like having a car doesn't alow having gasoline. it's true that often people who have cars also independently have gasoline, but the two are fundamentally unrelated, and there is such a thing as the fool's breakdown, ie, car's outta gas on the side of hte road.
mircea_popescu: for one thing they spoke teh language.
asciilifeform: point is that it was not ~all~ they had.
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: depends where. though with weed about to be legal, probably more places soon to be.
asciilifeform: this is not the point
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: plenty of winnerz had the keys to stockpiles of tp, plutonium, etc.
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: do you know for a fact that khodorkovsky didn't stock tp up to the rafters ?
mircea_popescu: is topless legal in canuckistan ?
pete_dushenski: both quite seriously. car washes seem to run $600k - 1 mn around here. claimed revenue around $150k per annum
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski tell them to hire chicks for lewd and lascivious washing
pete_dushenski: lel. couldn't be more relevant. i have not one but two amigos who are actively searching for... car washes
asciilifeform: (consider folks who came out golden from su collapse, e.g., mircea_popescu, putin, etc. ; is it because they prophetically set up warehouses of toilet paper ??)
a111: Logged on 2016-05-11 19:33 mircea_popescu: fwiw, young males that aren't entirely dumb go almost universally through this phase of "fantasy busienss" where they keep doing various coups in their heads, start a carwash then buy a shoestore with the proceeds then trade that in for a chain fo restaurants etc etc etc.
pete_dushenski: but in the mid-term, all the shit will coalesce, no doubt
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski did you also read the stories about how you needed a sniper assassination squad just to visit your own outhouse ?
pete_dushenski: in the meantime, it just needs to be kept dry and pest free
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: you give beebs too much credit. a warehouse full of tp will go unmolested for maybe a decade or two, then ya, when push comes to shove you get some security
pete_dushenski: reminiscent of stories i've read from croatia (and rest of east bloc presumably) where tp was golden after the fall.
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: generous gift for the beoble?
pete_dushenski: http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2016/05/venezuela-is-falling-apart/481755/ << just skimming this had me looking to rent empty warehouses within which to store tp.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> amazon is an actual store. << More a vehicle for various LLC's incorporated at a single home in Wyoming to play store
mircea_popescu: "iaurt", which is not merely yoghurt, but a very speciffic thing ; sana ; lapte batut (sort of like buttermilk) etc
asciilifeform cleaned desk for 1st time in 2y
pete_dushenski: what are these 'milk specialties' you speak of ?
mircea_popescu: yeah but the milk specialties are gone and the pastries are shit
pete_dushenski: afaik these types of cafeterias are still known in eg. poland. 'milk bars'
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform prolly in the 30s.
mircea_popescu: funny how that shit works, nothing spells collegiate cunt quite like Sana
asciilifeform: i even have a notion that something like it once existed in usa but i suspect that everyone who remembered it is dead by now
mircea_popescu: pretty much the same effect on my hindbrain as i suppose the "NUDE GIRLS" shows for vegas habituals
mircea_popescu: you had those too, i suppose ?
mircea_popescu: which really are way on the top of things i miss.
mircea_popescu: right, or else in those stand-up bufes with milk specialties and breads
asciilifeform: there were cafes, pubs, etc. that were not rightfully 'restaurant'
asciilifeform: in case engl.speaking n00bz are now perplexed, i oughta explain that 'restaurant' in su world meant something quite more specific than in, e.g., usa
mircea_popescu: jesus. wtf soviet were you people running over there!
asciilifeform: because nobody had any fucking idea how to use a cigar.
asciilifeform: and gagged, choked on them,
mircea_popescu: dough. wtf dough. commie restaurant meals were ~ the price of a loaf of bread
asciilifeform: they not only went to restaurant,
asciilifeform: i recall my father recently told a tale, when he met with several phriendz some time in '70s who were reunited after long dispersal in army
mircea_popescu: if you had the dough you could go explain how you got it to teh militsya
asciilifeform: if you had the dough, you could go in
mircea_popescu: su restaurant ~= nomenklatura. they'd kick uppity proles right out.
pete_dushenski: speaking of ebay, i always thought pitney bowes (oft forced upon shipping intermediary) was a subsidiary. looks like not.
asciilifeform: i.e. something typical folks could afford to do once in a spell, but usually would do 'when occasion merits'
asciilifeform: roughly analogous to renting a limo in usa
asciilifeform: i prolly ought to point out for pete_dushenski's enlightenment that going to restaurant was a quite uncommon thing in su
pete_dushenski: the thesis reduces to 'old soviets didn't have it so bad, new soviets have it worse than they realise'
pete_dushenski: you already saw that ? speedy gonzalez.
asciilifeform: possibly i fail to understand the thesis of the article
asciilifeform: 'this is the only place where you can use cc without giving # to spammers'
mircea_popescu: it's slowly coming back to me.
asciilifeform: recall, until recently they were under 1 roof.
asciilifeform: i.e. maintain schellingatronic monopoly on the concept
mircea_popescu: yeah, skim the milk off idiots.
asciilifeform: it only ever did one thing
mircea_popescu: aha. quite advanced too. i jusrt assumed ebay must be doing something to stay in the game
mircea_popescu: ouchies. so they're getting sold soon.
mircea_popescu has not been following too closely.
asciilifeform: just pointing out that it is the current 'official toilet'
mircea_popescu: well then.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform crediting linkedin for finding work is like crediting the toilet stall for finding a new future ex wife.
mircea_popescu: and if they did, garbage can, seriously ?
mircea_popescu: somehow it doesn't occur to them that the sort of people they reach don't have fucking gold bars;
mircea_popescu: THAT is the frucking busienss model of all these internet shits, linkedin, twitter, facebook, you name it.
asciilifeform: it exists purely as a sort of ebay, in the sense of 'this is the official pile of shit'
mircea_popescu: "imagine - if we put a garbage can in every campus, people could throw GOLD BARS!! and FAST CARS! in there".
mircea_popescu: ~the value of the ymca used clothes drop
mircea_popescu: linkedin and the rest of the post-senility berkshire investments are all a "here's where you can give us stuff".