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mircea_popescu: There once was a girl named Louise whose cunt hair hung down to her knees. The crabs in her twat tied the hairs in a knot an' reached fame on the flying trapeze.
mircea_popescu: There once was a girl named Irene who snarfed up distilled kerosene, but she found a good bargain on a new hydrocarbon and since then she's never benzene.
mircea_popescu: There once was a gangster named Brown, the sneakiest bastard in town.He was caught by G-men shooting his semen where the cops would slip and fall down. << should be on bingoboingo's prison cell.
mircea_popescu: There once was a fencer named Fisk whose speed was incredibly brisk. So fast was his action the Fitzgerald contraction foreshortened his foil to a disk.
mircea_popescu: There once was a Duchess of Bruges whose cunt was unspeakably huge. Said the duke to this dame as he thunderously came: "Mon Dieu! Apres moi, le deluge!"
mircea_popescu: These scions of the Noble House Kelley lived their whole life belly to belly because in their haste they used library paste instead of petroleum jelly.
mircea_popescu: There once was a clergyman's daughter who detested the pony he bought her 'till she found that its dong was as hard and as long as the prayers her father had taught her.
mircea_popescu: There once was a bishop from Birmingham who deflowered young girls while confirming 'em. As they knelt on the hassock he lifted his cassock and slipped his episcopal worm in 'em.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo lol at the b-a haters making throwaway reddit accts to shit on your post. THIS IS HOW TO WIN!
mircea_popescu: (don't mind me, it's like a point i've been doing a lot of thinking on so i guess oversensitized)
mircea_popescu: how are these people going to understand wtf is the context if they cant read english.
mircea_popescu: but then... he shoul;d prolly translate the references ?
mircea_popescu: pankkake re the article, which is not bad if banal (sure, ease of use is completely orthogonal to the discussion , big whoop) the one question in my mind is why write in french if all the sources one quotes are in english.
mircea_popescu: pankkake: I knew it. I never trusted guys in polo shirts << i never trust women wearing panties.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: Just got the email in "[Slashdot] Your Slashdot submission is on the front page! Early Bitcoin User Interviewed By Federal Officers" <<< if you had a podcast and made slashdot fp two times less, you'd practically be antonopopo guy.
mircea_popescu: Vexual "you're not a little behind to us ; you're a large one" :D
mircea_popescu: stripykitteh: I'm a small-time btc investor. I know (by reputation mostly) some of the regulars here. I was just wanting to see if one of them is active at the moment. <<< with a name like that, you know what i thought she wants. but then, imagine my surprise when a twist appears!
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes: lol slave name u so dramatic << made me lol too.
mircea_popescu: you probably are fucking up the cookie read or write somewhere.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes form totally has to prepopulate start date with today's date and end date with end of month date.
mircea_popescu: or for that matter how do i say "what ads do i have running again ?"
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes so how do i say "put the same ad i have running atm on this new site too" ?
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes i logged in. i clicked to buy, it logged me out, had to log back in
mircea_popescu: Flerb driving without insurance isn't a crime per se either.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes VAN doesn't recognize that keyid. Please try again with the shortform of your GPG/PGP keyid. << now wouldn't it be saner if you just took the last 8 ?
mircea_popescu: running it may be, maybe, sometime after the usg gets bored of taking half day rides to nowhere.
mircea_popescu: dealing with some thinly veiled online scam ? not really, no.
mircea_popescu: i've been crossing red lights and not wearing a seat belt.
mircea_popescu: little does school sally know or wish to notice that in fact her cunt;'s been bleeding for a while, and wanda the preteen whore's time is apparently long gone.
mircea_popescu: either that or a wishful extension of the school environment. you know, "when the time for the exam comes". by definition that will be later.
mircea_popescu: this time delusion is like the geek's favourite trope already. wtf, "when the time comes". the time came.
mircea_popescu: oldest defense to copyright infringement, seems to me perfectly valid.
mircea_popescu: you should see this thing. i mean, there's this vast tradition in romanian of making incredibly sad and outrageously depressing stories the only fare kids are allowed up until about puberty
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform fun factoid : one of s. lewis' stories (bongo) was stolen & rewritten by a romanian author a decade later
mircea_popescu: hard to beat a dude pushing a telex key randomly to "impart a sense of urgency"
mircea_popescu: hey all ye michael moore wannabes out there ? see winchell. he was the original libtard.
mircea_popescu: "He was so sad. You know what Winchell was doing at the end? Typing out mimeographed sheets with his column, handing them out on the corner. That's how sad he got. When he died, only one person came to his funeral: his daughter."
mircea_popescu: humans take great comfort in the sufferances of the fellow man.
mircea_popescu: this is why the average redditard is sadder than the average inmate.
mircea_popescu: yeah, adult males often go for 5 hour car rides in the sun for fun.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo nobody needed punishment in the st louis bureau.
mircea_popescu: it's the fbi equivalent of being sent to direct traffic.,
mircea_popescu: after the silk road thing, govt clerks everywhere are stuck following up. everything.
mircea_popescu: not so. sometimes i think you fail to appreciate what drudgery govt work is.
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> BingoBoingo - theories re: wagen. a) they wanted to see if you'll pull the pin on the thermite. b) they thought you might have coin. << c. random derps wandered into with random derpage.
mircea_popescu: shitty cocktail anyway, no idea why anyone';d be using it.
mircea_popescu: don't tell me there's going to be a peak tramadol event
mircea_popescu: ;;rate mircea_popescu 1 He introduced me to some hot chicks over the years.