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BingoBoingo: snackman: I'll give you 5,000,000 Satoshis for a sharpie in the pooper pic with BB written on your asscheeks
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Maybe? Maybe instead of the paper bullseye though I hire a pair of tits. I'm trying to imagine snackman's budget though.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo do you have a bitbeteratorium ?
snackman: BingoBoingo: the conversation moved on, screw the play money, i have a much bigger fish to catch
BingoBoingo: snackman: The simple answer is to get your bets in much earlier. As close to opening as possible. Just draw a bullseye on a piece of paper and jack off. If more cum is on the right bet yes. On the left bet no.
snackman: mircea_popescu: so that's a yes
ThickAsThieves`: a curve
ThickAsThieves`: maybe bitbet should have a setting for each bet for rate of weight loss
BingoBoingo: jamespeerless: A great gambling website. I've won moar there than I lost on Satoshidice.
jamespeerless: by running a gambling website?
mike_c: he also drummed up a lot of new business
mircea_popescu: that's no different from hiring a plumber.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Clarification on a much earlier point of yours. No lawyers presentinga criminal defense, but lawyers are fine arguing in civil cases?
snackman: seeing that i probably will really have to contact a lawyer...
snackman: mircea_popescu: i'd happily wank to a girl that's into bitcoins
kakobrekla: wait for a month so it matures first
snackman: mircea_popescu: who doesn't have a dorky haircut in the picture?
mircea_popescu: mike_c yes, if you don't need to read more than 20 a month.
snackman: Vexual: i klicked on 6 articles to see if the fee counter was a troll, which would have been funny indeed, if not, retarded as fuck
snackman: no, i scrolled through a bunch of them to see if this counter was real or trolling
mircea_popescu: seems you read a bunch. get a proxy.
snackman: This article is available for a fee.
snackman: mircea_popescu: yes, i know. it's not her either, just a random pic from the internet
snackman: mircea_popescu: do you have a larger version of your avatar https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?PHPSESSID=5rlspco75dem9q993n3gh96j90&topic=350342.msg3752137#msg3752137
dub: looking back on how much a trilemna page view cost should be fun
mircea_popescu: andineed a newspacebar
Vexual: and the lawyer got paid a three yeart retainer on that one case...
mircea_popescu: in 2020 mike_c will be all like "well sonny, i remember back in the old days, mp was there, and i sent this kid a whole bitcent on a lark"
mircea_popescu: Duffer1 a 10 page forum thread
truffles: thats a general you
ThickAsThieves: it's a joke
snackman: ThickAsThieves: why would i be a good diplomat?
ThickAsThieves: you have a way with words
mike_c: snackman: can you settle a bet for me. have you placed any more bets on bitbet yet?
ThickAsThieves: snackman you would be a good diplomat
snackman: mircea_popescu: you are but a leach, you are what is disgraceful in human beings
snackman: mircea_popescu: you are a scum to the bitcoin economy and community
mike_c: seriously, if it is such an important amount of money why didn't you do a little research first? doesn't that seem wrong to you at all?
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves a reasonable man would not send bitcoin on the basis of his assumptions.
ThickAsThieves: a reasonable contract typically wouldnt have snares
snackman: mircea_popescu has forgotten the current btc price, making my loss around 12000 usd, making it more than worth pursing a lawyer. also for the satisfaction of seeing this bastard lose in court
Vexual: a reasonable man reads the contract
ThickAsThieves: a reasonable man would likely assume his bet would either be valid at the time of sending, or refunded at a fee
ThickAsThieves: so you dont think "reasonable man" is a concept to consider?
ThickAsThieves: Hey MP, how bout a compromise, put "Late Bets Will Be Retained" or such on the Send Bitcoins page of bitbet ☟︎
mircea_popescu: so if you have 1k btc that weren't moved for 3 years, you get about 1mn times the priority of a 1btc that was moved yest.
mircea_popescu: that's the product of a coinbase's volume with its age.
mircea_popescu: jamespeerless the reason is that we're oldfags, which means rich, which means with a lot of old coinbases, which means tx are free. or something.
mircea_popescu: snackman it's not a nickname dood. that's my name.
jamespeerless: does bitbet have a minimum bet? seems like they'd lose money on transaction fees if I don't bet much?
dub: did he just call mp a nigger?
mircea_popescu: you got that a little backwards neh ?
snackman: mircea_popescu: i'm listening to what you have to say. that post developed into a bashfest
mircea_popescu: snackman actually, there was a post about that, too. didja read that ?
snackman: well, mircea_popescu, sorry but i can't get it out of my head: *why* do you not want to pay me my 10btc back. please just explain it to me in a calm and rational way
ThickAsThieves: that explains a lot
mircea_popescu: no i mean the oglaf GUY. it's a girl.
ThickAsThieves: it's just a pyramid
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves it's a woman!
ozbot: Scatman John - I'm A scatman - YouTube
Vexual: I will set a buy back out at 20% ???
mircea_popescu: so is it an actual bond, as in, with a principal and everything ?
ThickAsThieves: i think it's a PMB and/or scam
mircea_popescu: "For a few months now, Whilst I hold my share prices at 0.012, When I started, This was nothing, Now it is starting to be something, Whilst this is good for early adopters who have got the value back already, Is this too high for anyone else to come in?
Vexual: 7c would be a lot cooler if they were building a town in antarctica
Duffer1: 7c IPOing soon, won't get anything done for a year (while btc price triples in the meantime) sounds like another VTX
ozbot: SENIGMA a way forward?
ThickAsThieves: did Havelock skip having a forum thread for the new IPOz?
BingoBoingo: stephengandel: Do you have a bitcoin client of you own running yet?
mircea_popescu: it's not like i was bored one day and invented a new thing/
mike_c: well, that is the definition of a short
BingoBoingo: This blogger is willing to offer the Senior Editor a 2,500,000 Satoshi Grant to study shorting Bitcoin or a 5,000,000 Satoshi loan
mircea_popescu: the difficulty is a very long difficulty indeed.
truffles: lol TAT's a baller
ThickAsThieves: unless he wants to a secret shadowy silhouette article on me
mircea_popescu: benkay to quote one of the better lines in city hall, "You ever seen a journalist with a million dollars in cash ?"
gribble: A market order to sell 1000000 bitcoins right now would net 34063873.7035 USD and would take the last price down to 0.0017 USD, resulting in an average price of 34.0639 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 16.7910 seconds
gribble: A market order to sell 1000 bitcoins right now would net 1115751.6083 USD and would take the last price down to 1100.0000 USD, resulting in an average price of 1115.7516 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0702 seconds
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I imagine he does an OTC trade in a rest stop bathroom?
BingoBoingo: benkay: He's a senior editor. I'm pretty sure he can bully one of his help desk dorks into loaning him the coins.
mircea_popescu: or else embarks on the 6 mo to a year of lurking, reading and so on.
mircea_popescu: anyway, i would imagine guy got a good enough starter to figure what's what. at this point either he's on a deadline for the next article and well, just drops the entire thing,
ThickAsThieves: and I am a Taurus after all
benkay: BingoBoingo: he hit irc from a web client.
ThickAsThieves: he'll probly find a deal
mircea_popescu: inb4 he ends up with 7k of mtgox usd he can't actually get sent to his acct and we get a forbes bitcointalk thread
KRS|gotyawallet: a lot of people are going to receive teh proverbial "sore anus" at some distant future.
BingoBoingo: KRS|gotyawallet: Well, with especially failed altcoins there is not uncommonly just one holder and setting the exchange rate so arbitrarily involves a minimal amount of actual money.
ThickAsThieves: <mircea_popescu> so basically designers should be round up and shot. <<<< in some regards, yes, but in the end a designer is paid to solve a "problem" and more often than not, in a way they would not prefer
ozbot: aussie chook laying egg - this one's a cracker! - YouTube
truffles: u mean a real chicken ..
dub: did anyone actually post a coinbr referral? https://coinbr.com/ref?c=A3R7Tstq16
gribble: MtGox lag is 2.777023 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.0055651229989 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin from Jupiter to its largest moon, Ganymede (0.007155 AU).
mircea_popescu: or anything else in this manner, product designers attempt to create the same reaction to a product that a human baby could create."
mircea_popescu: "By making their product or artwork display neotenous traits, designers attempt to sway people to enjoy or desire their product because it appears childish, adorable, soft or otherwise desirable. By making a product cute, the nucleus accumbens in the human brain is targeted and elicits a protective or coddling response, which encourages an individual to acquire (purchase) said item. By designing items, characters, food
mircea_popescu: we will make a statement about the statement which we can't make for legal reasons at a later point which is very sorry to please understand death in the family my new car crashed
BingoBoingo: damagebritain: Here's a Coinbr referral link.
mike_c: it's not a mining company
mike_c: wouldn't want to be accused of being a shill and "associate" of jurov :)
damagebritain: whats a good exchange for s.nsa