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ben_vulpes: had to find convenient excuses first!
asciilifeform: how long's it take to get a new java monkey or what were they.
asciilifeform: how often this happens ?
a111: Logged on 2016-07-12 03:02 ben_vulpes: needless to say, everyone's fired.
ben_vulpes: fired everyone in a fit of pique after the pokelolz
asciilifeform: phf: iirc mircea_popescu quoted a ro version of this.
phf: salaryman sleeps also for the benefit of bossman, he's restoring strength
phf: salaryman is awake only for the benefit of bossman
ben_vulpes: eating, thinking
ben_vulpes: anything that is not sleep is work
ben_vulpes: paying attention to pets is work
asciilifeform: dunno, asciilifeform has pet that creates ~0 work
pete_dushenski: there's that. the meat in na needs a hell of a lot of tenderising
pete_dushenski: so too is dog, cat, goldfish, or what have you
ben_vulpes: plus i don't know that i have the energy to disabuse another twenty something of a lifetime of miseducation again
pete_dushenski: are mistresses much to manage ? (open q to tmsr~)
pete_dushenski: kremlin had advantage of no public log. oh rose tinted days were those.
ben_vulpes: dunno that i'd be willing to trade the time sink of mistressmgmt for the sweet relaxation of being brought beers and snacks on the hammock after biking home from work
phf: you only say that because your wife reads the log
phf: "it's best to have both wife and mistress. you tell wife, that you went to mistress, you tell mistress, that you're staying with wife, meanwhile -- to kremlin, work, work and work"
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: more likely tell the mistress the wife demands the entire week and spend it in the lab.
pete_dushenski: oh snap there's fresh honey from the rooftop beehive. bbs.
pete_dushenski: ok, minus one of those 'dance's. twas too much.
pete_dushenski: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E << in other mad scientist dancing with bond rip-off while dancing a merry dance to a song having nothing to do with mongolians news
mircea_popescu: oic, ben_vulpes is going to be posting inebriated sluts pix while wife barefoots around the deep souths ?
phf: asciilifeform: it was rough. nothing a frosty crust of sleeping bag as you're trying to get into it
phf: mircea_popescu: that's what i thought when i saw it too
asciilifeform: phf: these dun look like permafrost wastelands to me..
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: gotta update the mitm on webchat
mircea_popescu: lmao! I BLAME PHF FOR FREENODE OUTAGE TOMORROW.
phf: asciilifeform: there is
asciilifeform: what i'd like to know is why there is not a Freezing Man festival in, e.g., alaska.
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell danielpbarron see ^^^ if you're looking for blog post fodder
ben_vulpes: "hey i'll be out of town from aug 25 through sept 6, so if you want to come down south and bring the bambino i'll fly y'all in"
ben_vulpes: subject of burning man, girl got a text last night
pete_dushenski: https://www.firstthings.com/article/2015/06/against-edenism << for anyone who wants to barf on peter thiel's bible-blasted philosophasty
phf: i need the bot in a fully autonomous state, for the week of burning man
phf: i have a new bot ready too, but i need some stretch where i can hand hold it if it starts acting up to switch
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: caught the later tell about the bloat, missed the blade of death part. aha.
phf: (i fixed the order, i'm so happy about that)
a111: Logged on 2016-08-02 21:33 asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: for bonus gross, the entire inside of the metal cup that comprises the body of the pnoje, is razor-sharp, literally you will not notice as it opens all of your fingers at once
a111: Logged on 2016-08-02 20:43 asciilifeform: ;;later tell ben_vulpes http://www.loper-os.org/pub/gasbag.jpg << lulzy, old bloated cell from pnoje
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: you missed the ipnoje-is-a-knife thread from a few days ago, didntcha.
asciilifeform: e doesn’t know his own sentence?” “No,” said the Officer once more. He then paused for a moment, as if he was asking the Traveler for a more detailed reason for his question, and said, “It would be useless to give him that information. He experiences it on his own body.”'
asciilifeform: be directing all his energy into listening in order to learn something. But the movements of his thick pouting lips showed clearly that he was incapable of understanding anything. The Traveler wanted to raise various questions, but after looking at the Condemned Man he merely asked, “Does he know his sentence?” “No,” said the Officer. He wished to get on with his explanation right away, but the Traveler interrupted him: “H
asciilifeform: '...he pulled out a small leather folder and said, “Our sentence does not sound severe. The law which a condemned man has violated is inscribed on his body with the harrow. This Condemned Man, for example,” and the Officer pointed to the man, “will have inscribed on his body, ‘Honour your superiors.’” The Traveler had a quick look at the man. When the Officer was pointing at him, the man kept his head down and appeared to
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: an iphone is this calculator/telephone combo that's about the size of a deck of cards, the others are shoes and sunglasses, respectively :P
shinohai: dafuq toasters?
pete_dushenski: they all carry iphones and wear chuck taylors and ray bans, how much more obvious can it be ?
pete_dushenski: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/258723592/toasteroid-first-app-controlled-smart-image-toaste << and in other skamz. toasterdoodles!
pete_dushenski: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-37020906 << pretty sure this is how tesla started : "i have a wacko idea" said elon, "we have a whackload of fake paper money" said the obama.gov. whether 'transit elevated bus' has a 15-year++ scam in it remains to be seen, but it looks no worse than the endless miles of surface-level light rail transit edmonton is vapidly installing atm.
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell davout wd on moving to mauritius. the few ppl i've met from there speak ~the~ mostly lovely, most noble french i've yet encountered. enjoy!
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: qntra snarfed a comment of mine containing a youtube link about a week back. just a heads up in case you're sifting through spam.
asciilifeform: '...“countless” law enforcement officials and individuals turning up at their farm day and night looking for links to alleged theft and other supposed crime. '
asciilifeform: st 14 years, every time MaxMind’s database has been queried about the location of an IP address in the United States it can’t identify, it has spit out the default location of a spot two hours away from the geographic center of the country...'
asciilifeform: 'Technically, the latitudinal and longitudinal coordinates of the center spot are 39°50′N 98°35′W. In digital maps, that number is an ugly one: 39.8333333,-98.585522. So back in 2002, when MaxMind was first choosing the default point on its digital map for the center of the U.S., it decided to clean up the measurements and go with a simpler, nearby latitude and longitude: 38°N 97°W or 38.0000,-97.0000. As a result, for the la
asciilifeform: one of the favourite, notice, wankages, is to Make Sure No Orc Misses The Light of Enlightenment
asciilifeform: how is this a sadder sack than the english ver ?
mircea_popescu: in other news, check out the epic eff site for spanish noobs : https://ssd.eff.org/es/module/como-usar-pgp-para-windows-pc
asciilifeform: goes right back to the 'soooo you won't spend yer money on konsoomer crud, terrorist? we'll HELP you' ☟︎
mircea_popescu: and they obviously work.
asciilifeform: diddled pgptrons that shit out dupe primes are 'yesterday's' thing. i suspect that the state of the art involves rng that still gives each chumper a unique prime pair, but it can be calculated via some kleptographic clue.
mircea_popescu: there's also this
asciilifeform: once the 0.05% end up in the hopper.
asciilifeform: thing is, the kind of case described above will phuctor naturally
asciilifeform: it is the kind of crumb i've been searching for.
asciilifeform: definitely, and in the general case.
asciilifeform: though we dun have any ssl certs in phuctor, so it is unlikely to pop any time soon.
asciilifeform: looks like above quote is enough to calculate it...
mircea_popescu: do they actually give the value so you can add it ?
asciilifeform: 'In the exceptional case of the Oberthur Cosmo Dual 72K cards, approximately 0.05% of the generated keys shared a specific value of prime q. The flaw was discovered in all three tested physical cards for both 512-bit and 1024-bit keys. The repeated prime value was equal to 0xC000...0077 for 512-bit RSA keys and 0xC000...00E9B for 1024-bit RSA keys. These prime values correspond to the first Blum prime generated when starting from the
asciilifeform: i'll say that this is the first not-wholly-plagiarized paper on subj since bernstein's.
asciilifeform: there is no html version of the thing.
mircea_popescu: eh let them fix their broken http.
asciilifeform: there is discussion of the idiot high-bits-of-prime trimming, and the like.
mircea_popescu: what happened to the fucking magic rays now.
mircea_popescu: i can't summon the interest. "vague discussion of a topic that previously didn't exist for reasons we won't discuss by people who aren't qualified to participate"
asciilifeform: dump it to a printer, there is some lulz re obviously braindamaged rng etc.
mircea_popescu: no ty.
sedition: mircea_popescu: Noted. Thanks much for the info.
asciilifeform: in that usenix paper.
asciilifeform: guess who and what isn't once mentioned, trololololol.
jurov: "The Million-Key Question—Investigating the Origins of RSA Public Keys"
sedition: Thanks much. Saw the channel on NoSuchlAbs and thought I would idle for a bit.
asciilifeform: 'The central atom is an undistorted tetrahedral sp3-hybridized carbon bearing four rigorously identical homochiral substituents. [6.6]Chiralane has all the direct rotational symmetries of the regular tetrahedron, but none of its mirror symmetries or higher order improper symmetries.'
PeterL: Might need to be F-HC=C=CH-Cl
PeterL: I seem to remember there are things like F-HC=C=CH-F which are chiral too
PeterL: there are a few organometalic that are tricky because they have sort of "chiral surfaces" instead of points, there are some interesting examples out there
asciilifeform: as it was taught to me.
asciilifeform: http://www.chem.ucalgary.ca/courses/350/Carey5th/Ch07/ch7-3.html << the nonsense is still, apparently, taught.
asciilifeform: PeterL: but the traditional heuristic was that no compound can be chiral unless it has one or more chiral centres.
asciilifeform: PeterL: well yes, the non-superimposability of the thing when rotated through 4th d. on itself.
mircea_popescu: cno cycle playing the role of citric acid cycle in mammals.
PeterL: chirality centers are just a trick of the imagination to help students, the chirality property is actually of the whole molecule (or so one of my professors tried to explain to me once)
mircea_popescu: this incidentally might make the basis for an excellet sf piece. a sentient star!
mircea_popescu: im guessing the cno cycle is also organic.
asciilifeform: PeterL: did they ever actually update the Official chirality rules to accomodate 6,6-chiralane ?
mircea_popescu: there is that...
PeterL: at least they switched to alphabetic chemical symbols instead of the weird ones they used in alchemy
PeterL: depends on your symbol table, neh?