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mircea_popescu: the correct move here if we had spare engineers would be to run a complete review of open sores crypto material generators, starting with openssh
asciilifeform: and could potentially blow considerably (say, 100,000x) moar, if we knew the mechanism (e.g. 'marsaglia rng seeded with last 16 bits of time stamp at first boot) which produced them.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the major point re the Framedragger keyz, is that if going by the usual braindamaged-rng hypothesis, we are uncovering a small % of phuctorables.
jurov: maybe today, thx for reminder
mircea_popescu: "phuctor has accidentally uncovered an access gateway for the usg global intercept network"
mircea_popescu: watch that it's actual towers lmao
mircea_popescu: hm this is a good point huh
asciilifeform: the latter typically do not allow for remote access (this is a major sticking point, they dun like incoming)
asciilifeform: incidentally i suspect the 'cellular' ips are not modems.
mircea_popescu: but yes, when i had garden in timisoara i also had a spool of cat5.
mircea_popescu: you all want wireless because you grow cats in the house, admit it.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu sits on fnargl throne, aha, and trails long wire behind him on occasions when he is carried.
asciilifeform: sent it back, the claimed coverage area was a fiction.
asciilifeform: btw i once bought a 'clear wireless' modem thing.
asciilifeform: $ timeout -k 0m 3s nc 66.233.213.117 22
asciilifeform: $ timeout -k 0m 3s nc 96.24.7.172 22
mircea_popescu: nice thick factorz.
asciilifeform: s inability and to provide a remedy. An indicator of the seriousness of the Board's concern is the PMC been requested to report to the Board every month, starting in August, rather than quarterly, the normal case. One option for remedy that must be considered is retirement of the project. The request is for the PMC's consideration among other possible options." '
asciilifeform: 'Outgoing Apache OpenOffice project management committee (PMC) chair Dennis Hamilton has begun the discussion of a possible (note possible at this point) shutdown of the project. "In the case of Apache OpenOffice, needing to disclose security vulnerabilities for which there is no mitigation in an update has become a serious issue. In responses to concerns raised in June, the PMC is currently tasked by the ASF Board to account for thi
asciilifeform: what's that ?
thestringpuller: oh so no excuse not to go to D*C
shinohai: Nope thestringpuller have been single for several months now
deedbot: http://trilema.com/2016/qntra-sqntr-august-2016-statement/ << Trilema - Qntra (S.QNTR) August 2016 Statement
BingoBoingo: Well, shinohai's about to have a really disappointed Venezualan on his hands if mp doesn't
mircea_popescu: there's some periphrastic work but afaik i've not tackled this monster as of yet.
shinohai searches trilema for an `Art of Fucking` piece.
mircea_popescu: but i hear they're making an upgrade marked mandatory for everyone. called persistent cloaca.
mircea_popescu: for one thing, usg hasn't yet liberated female pelvis. current version still has confusing # of holes.
shinohai: Sure it ir, but you don't have to be a graduate of Don Juan university to do it either.
shinohai: I don't give camho fucking lessons, if one cannot figure the best way to do that on your own then I imagine there is little hope left in the world for you.
mircea_popescu: the reason he's meeting venezuelan friend isn't what you think, but - they'll both go meet the girl, take her back to hotel, then shinohai's gonna be "alright bro, now take your pants off. not those pants, these pants. yes off. here's a webpage with screenshots. ok, now..."
mircea_popescu: lol shinohai will instruct noobs. how to play eulora ; how to run bot ; how to fuck camhos ; and other thangs.
BingoBoingo: At least not the language of their insides.
shinohai: you are welcome to take over maintenance BingoBoingo, I bought it a dedi shell and everything.
mircea_popescu: even asange said this should happen to the russians! not to them! scandalous.
mircea_popescu: doesn't it know these people have note from bahamas ?!?!?!
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo the physics is SO unfair!
shinohai: It's how you separate the wheat from the chaff.
PeterL: obnoxious thing about winblows #67542: using \ as a directory separator rather than / like other OSen. bleh.
boolcrap: i cannot answer but im sure they exist
boolcrap: or just find the girl that kind of only licks the tip
mircea_popescu: the kind that is sick of trying to wash saliva out of tufty hairs
boolcrap: what kind of man shaves their balls ☟︎
mircea_popescu: and to wash BingoBoingo 's heresies down, http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llcw0251Xc1qbznsao1_r1_1280.jpg
BingoBoingo: Tis the way of the hamplanet
boolcrap: because i could easy be in this situation but
boolcrap: yeah im going to disagree
BingoBoingo: ;;8ball "does rubbing shafts make you gay in this situation?"
boolcrap: does rubbing shafts make you gay in this situation?
boolcrap: yeah but, it is for the pleasure of this nice slut
mircea_popescu: they're still essentially rubbing their underdicks on each other.
boolcrap: i mean are their balls touching, i cant tell
mircea_popescu: father and son enjoy their savings
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i dunno that teeny self-opening herself counts as self fucking.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Which thing?
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: is that electric drill ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: that has to suck.
BingoBoingo: boolcrap: It was the GAYEST. Nothing gayer than self fucking.
mircea_popescu: happens all the time, "migrating pouch"
BingoBoingo: lol, I've trained everyone so well
boolcrap: i clicked it, and it wasnt gay. that was a suprise
asciilifeform: hey mircea_popescu do you suppose fauxtits are susceptible to free surface effect ?
boolcrap: im not clicking that
boolcrap: dam this bitch is amazing
boolcrap: what is this heterosexual shit
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Then they lose "Charge weight in silver." Hand tool market has solid atm homeostasis between gradations of chinese shitsteel and leap to functional metal.
mircea_popescu: and in other surgical news, http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqkkz0k6Yn1qf2htfo1_500.gif the problem with boob implants is that the boob becomes a two-medium item, and now you experience refraction etcf.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: and who knows for how long. wouldn't astonish me if they are opening the first chinese plant as we speak.
mircea_popescu: very little of what used to take skilled hands and tweezers in the operating room still does.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> in other 'news', i found the ~1 remaining maker of non-chinese-shitsteel screwdrivers (yes) on the planet. << Who?
asciilifeform: eh nobody canceled tweezer.
mircea_popescu: it's also a dying item. pre laparascopy it was a major tool of the trade.
asciilifeform: (they converge to a needle point, that is lathe-turned conical, and ~stays that way~ after years of stabbing into various objects)
asciilifeform: for that matter, how many folks here have ever used or even seen a proper pair of tweezers.
asciilifeform: e.g., that tool 'should not cost...'
mircea_popescu: silver is really not what it used to be.
asciilifeform: in other 'news', i found the ~1 remaining maker of non-chinese-shitsteel screwdrivers (yes) on the planet.
mircea_popescu: "do you know why it's called software, sonny ? it's because i shit better code than this!"
asciilifeform: having seen the 'software industry', it is difficult to be certain even of this.
asciilifeform: but then again!
asciilifeform: i suppose at the 'tie my shoes for me or i'll shit everywhere' level, not much javascriptin' happening
mircea_popescu: and more generally : for every one person who won't do x because stupid idea - there's at least 79 who don't because it never occured to them.
asciilifeform: what's it take to can't?
mircea_popescu: check your priviledge bro. there's more people who don't javascript because they can't than the ones who don't because won't.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> stray dogs - yes. raccoons - yes. but rats.. << AHA! This is what makes me wary of reaching out to faucetologists!
asciilifeform: i had nfi that sewer rats had pc and net pipe.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 'Listen you, i wont say donk, but spam accusin with no evidence, before accusing someone of using bugs better check with that player why he has so much points, and does he even know why he has so much points. I am sick tired of jelious players who don't know how to play game and everyone else is than using bugs and i don't know what else. SO, Please, what is your igm NICK? I gave you mine. I have 3 words for you - L2P
boolcrap: were u in the area?
boolcrap: dam that sucks
boolcrap: really you went to il pizzico?
asciilifeform: boolcrap: i went there not long ago and half-expected to find you inside.
boolcrap: im working on tbm3
boolcrap: haha no thank god
mircea_popescu: BUT THE FIFTH ONE WILL STAY UP!
mircea_popescu: kinda burned, fell over and then sunk into the swamp.
asciilifeform: boolcrap: re: side jobs, do you still suffer with that restaurant orderbook thing?
mircea_popescu: anyway, someone found a reimplementation of eve online in php made by some mexicans (literally), edited some stuff in his notepad ; but then the machine "caught some viruses" when he was making banners (ie, downloaded random photoshop crack) and well...
asciilifeform: 'Since the game is full of bug, it does not mean i don't work hard to get to the first position. My mines is working full power and bring more than 60000 resource per hour'
mircea_popescu: gets better, "i don't know how to fix that 500 error so will close the game"
asciilifeform: boolcrap: y'know, it is possible to interact with people via newfangled telegraphs'n'such.