asciilifeform: alexsanjose: it takes about the same titanic intellectual effort as operating... a lift.
asciilifeform: alexsanjose: what was your guess? zimbabwe dollars?
asciilifeform: 'Fairy Tales are blamed for teaching children that there are such things as monsters. Children already know that there are monsters. What Fairy Tales really teach is that monsters can be killed.'
asciilifeform: re: cooking with acetylene - fellow DIY crackpot suggested to me, hooking an oxygen cylinder to the air intake of laser cutter in place of compressor
asciilifeform: then it was found that creatures merely do 'bang-bang correction' when 'solving' the motion equations.
asciilifeform: there was, if i recall, suspicion that higher animals (e.g. dog catching ball) can crunch diff. equations - until high speed photography developed
asciilifeform: waiting for 'study confirms man can do math'
asciilifeform: 'It would be interesting to do a study on men who need Viagra to have sex with their partners. How many of those same men are able to wank off to porn (whatever variety they like, but most likely it would feature women from the most physically attractive 1%) without chemical assistance?'
asciilifeform: herr mocsny had a good point about this
asciilifeform: yah, but you can make it report for duty, prove ownership.