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trinque will be lost in this lulzmine for a bit
trinque: https://archive.is/8D0K0 << hory shit, BingoBoingo was right. the only solution to the elliot equation is faggotry
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo "i'm a woman that only fucks virgins ama" too.
mircea_popescu: yeah, it's amazing the shit to be found in the pile.
mircea_popescu: other than the shocking fact that apparently this isn't normal, BingoBoingo 's link also provides a lead to what apparently is a ~community~ based on... not having sex against one's will ? with identity issues and a word for "normies" and everything ?
mircea_popescu: i suppose i'm the weirdest person alive then a) never had sex without a condom ; b) never had my cock sucked with a condom. ☟︎
BingoBoingo: Getting one's dick sucked not a problem. Sucking the dick, problem.
mircea_popescu: hm. well this blows.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> africa-levels, i shit thee not << Northwest Ohio!
mircea_popescu: http://67.media.tumblr.com/1fda86a6f420828426cc4bb2a793da4e/tumblr_nqt669uTaW1sfcru6o1_1280.jpg < meanwhile at the suction farm
asciilifeform: africa-levels, i shit thee not
asciilifeform: folks in the land of double-digit hiv (u.s. black cities)
mircea_popescu: who the fuck does blowjobs with a condom anyway ?!
mircea_popescu: OBESE comfort woman ? how the fuck do they omit to mention that lmao
a111: Logged on 2016-10-28 16:49 BingoBoingo: OMG arrest the reddit CEO for the same reason as the backpage ceo https://archive.is/74qai
a111: Logged on 2016-10-28 15:49 trinque: I guess it is, from a perspective
mircea_popescu: (for flavour : the girl that delivered it did so wearing nothing but an apron she had made. which looked great, especially on her. and this morning was... making her shoes. so i was like...oook, what have i done here!)
shinohai: This is too rich
a111: Logged on 2016-10-28 15:45 phf: made by trained sluts
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559721 << i am too busy eating my chocolate-strawberry cake to hear you. ☝︎
shinohai: BingoBoingo: is there a fph thread about this?
BingoBoingo: And drama thickened https://archive.is/jAUp5
BingoBoingo: OMG arrest the reddit CEO for the same reason as the backpage ceo https://archive.is/74qai ☟︎
BingoBoingo: Right, but just imagine how big of a UV flash you could trigger with it. Self disinfecting showers, etc.
asciilifeform: platinum-iridium toilet.
asciilifeform: nothing magic about these, other than the 'hand-forged golden toilet' aspect.
BingoBoingo: Great for triggering very large flashlamp
asciilifeform: ^ yes there are n00q partz on junkbay
asciilifeform: 'This is an unusual and insanely fast capacitor. Ok, a gross overkill, full foil discharge type. The capacitor is rated at 3000V and 0.15uF. It was originally intended to go to a... Give you three guesses and you'll probably hit the nail on the head in the first guess. Anyway it is super small, light weight, 100% reliable, and indefinitely repeatable in the 2500V range. Would be great for large flashlamp triggering or large KDP q-sw
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559724 << gold. q: 'i want a deterministic system that behaves securely.' a: 'i know! let's make a dogvomit mold simulator!' ☝︎
BingoBoingo: In other high crimes, Chrysanthemum theft! https://archive.is/pmudV
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/EDF9365B7D2A57CAD85C300EEABCEBC423E74E3C0EC9D6DDB7744F3A421910A3 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 37551836257268935959723478568763457442860198243540106322393743965390844655421389420208041106693656158402333202209747 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '218.202.140.62 (ssh-rsa key from 218.202.140.62 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt)
trinque: straight out of the justification for the existence of our department department
pete_dushenski: ""Interestingly, neural networks can also learn what to encrypt in order to achieve a desired secrecy property while maximizing utility. Thus, when we wish to prevent an adversary from seeing a fragment of a plaintext, or from estimating a function of the plaintext, encryption can be selective, hiding the plaintext only partly." <<
pete_dushenski: trinque: gotta love the 'encrypts selected bits of plaintext' part.
trinque imagines the dog cocking his head to the side, wondering at the encryption with which his master speaks
pete_dushenski can't speak to colouredge, can only dream.
pete_dushenski: phf: fair enough. i actually use acd+eizo(prosumer) combo at home. it's definitely a minefield but i'm very much content with the ev2455 or whatever its called.
phf: pete_dushenski: i looked at eizos, but it's another minefield. they seem to have a "prosumer" line, that's the same trash you get elsewhere. and then there's pro line that's 2k+, but you can't just judge by the price. gotta know what you're doing. hence hunting for apple cinemas, i know they worked well for me in the past.
phf: made by trained sluts ☟︎
phf: hand blown crt tubes
pete_dushenski: phf: fwiw the eizo 16:10 trio that kicked out my office samsungs cured my daily headaches.
asciilifeform: alternatively mircea_popescu will teach us how to live well on hercules card with monitor from old 'iskra'.
phf: ebay ebay ebay, and once the supplies are gone tmsr is going to have a finaly computing solution figured out
asciilifeform: and 0 other types are, afaik, made today.
phf: i have two but i want to replace my office monitor, it's a giant dell and it's giving me a headache
pete_dushenski: phf: i have 24" and 30" next to me here. found both for sale on kijiji (cdn craigslist)
phf: ha, i'm at this moment trying to find a couple of matte apple cinema displays. they seem to have completely disappeared from ebay/amazon/... (they've been discontinued for a while now)
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: which one was that ?
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: that microshit box is suspiciously similar to the circa-2007 projector thing
trinque can be buried with his thinkpads
trinque: also isn't this the thing with a chip IN THE CABLE?!
pete_dushenski: pretty sad that msft is the new aapl anyways. craapl can't make own cinema display anymore while the house that gates built has https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzMLA8YIgG0
asciilifeform: still terrible.
asciilifeform: also terrible proportion
asciilifeform: (it only plugs into that one box..?)
a111: Logged on 2016-10-28 02:09 asciilifeform: in other noose, is ben_vulpes excited to buy the new crapple shitbook pro, missing f-keys and (yes) power jack ?!
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559587 << why doesn't alf buy new crapbook pro to plug into TWO lg 5k displays ? 5120 x 2880 resolution with 218 ppi yo ☝︎
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-27#1559571 << honda ridgeline is fairly common tbh. dunno where ttac hyperbole about 'the only truck with passable headlights is the one you've never seen' is all about, but probably related to what 'most normal, reasonable people' (ie. sjw's) see from their sheltered vistas, as per http://www.contravex.com/2016/04/19/be-vewy-vewy-qwiet-weuh-hunting-wabbits/ ☝︎
mircea_popescu: tons of those
shinohai: I enjoyed the recent story of the Mexicans that kidnapped fellow paisanos from the local Home Depot and forced them to work on their marijuana farm.
mircea_popescu: ~half of the urban poor in the soi dissant civilised world have had direct experience with the matter.
shinohai: Now I wonder if these particular Romanians didn't study crime with Dr. Evil or something: http://archive.is/sDD9l
asciilifeform: i still dun get why folks put their sybils on 'amazon' etc.
shinohai: Also sure to be the progeny of many lulz: http://archive.is/xu2J7
mircea_popescu: meanwhile in the shower, http://67.media.tumblr.com/509552ff85ab577eedbc9c1ed1fb655b/tumblr_ntnamkncOC1sfcru6o1_1280.jpg
BingoBoingo: Cafe needs bigger cats to eat them!
asciilifeform: compare with the Official version, https://ageofshitlords.com/social-justice-warriors-vandalize-cat-cafe/
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: just thrilled
BingoBoingo: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Smugglypuff << "They are known by their yellow Eric Cartman style beanie, their impressively bloated whale like appearance and their smugly looking butter face." << OMG look how language evolves. Butter face went from meaning hot except for the face to instead mean Obeast with an oily sheen (like melted butter) to their fat piece of shit face.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559650 << can we lose the < > crapolade around links plox ? ☝︎
mircea_popescu: for the SOPS it is both unthinkable and catastrophic.
asciilifeform: recall how a sitting (!) 'scotus' judge proclaimed that a mr t win is 'unthinkable catastrophe' ?
mircea_popescu: it's very funny to me how the attempts at "sanitizing" "domestic terrorism" work. EVERY SINGLE MENTION OF VOTER FRAUD MUST BE TRAILED BY A STATEMENT OF HOW SUCH IS VERY RARE!!11
BingoBoingo: Anyways the "polls" for some reason keep oscillating. In Missouri Greitens went from a double digit deficit to 2 points. Who knew what hell the death of the landline phone would really bring?
mircea_popescu: the whole "clinton is looking past trump" angle they jews ran with last week didn't look like it was going anywhere.
BingoBoingo: There are yet more lulz to come.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i thought he was pretty lulzy, "how about we just call the election off and say i won"
mircea_popescu: ahahaha bernard henri levy (self important french dood) going to mosul.
BingoBoingo: Here's the latest on Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdymkbLAuAk
mircea_popescu: btw what's the latest on trump, did he yell "surprise" after all or notrly ?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Maybe after next statement, the 2nd anniversary statement?
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo time to s/Qntra - Reporting the Intersection of Bitcoin, Technology, and Politics/Qntra - The Mainstream Media of The Most Serene Republic/ ?
shinohai: Maybe start of a good week then.
BingoBoingo: shinohai: As you can see by the byline this is opening piece of a new day.
BingoBoingo: God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. Courage to change the things I can, and Wisdom to know the difference. This falls under "serenity to accept" as it is little business of mine how the evil empire intends to end itself.
asciilifeform: lel BingoBoingo didja actually think he'd walk?!
BingoBoingo: ^ Intended target
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/lawyer-for-militia-heroes-tazed-for-demanding-release-of-said-heroes-after-acquittal/ << Qntra - Lawyer For Militia Heroes Tazed For Demanding Release of Said Heroes After Acquittal
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Nah, I mistimed that statement vs RSS bot
BingoBoingo: The Plot Thickens!
asciilifeform: there are ants in there, i entertained the hypothesis obstruction - was an ant..
asciilifeform: (beam of limit sensor, that is, not of 'death ray', lel)
asciilifeform: and like complete idiot i was crawling around inside laser cabinet with a motherfucking obgyn mirror, looking for crud in the beam path..
asciilifeform: in other 'news', apparently it is possible for parallel port input pins (on all cards from this century, it seems) to... get stuck
mircea_popescu finally noticed phf actually put an eye in triangle in the favicon of btcbase lol.
mircea_popescu: (the first and foremost mark of "humanism" in all matters is the rigid, resilient notion that anything can be technologized)
BingoBoingo: https://archive.is/xpE7m << OMG the butthurt brigading!
mircea_popescu: same old bullshit. a is above b BECAUSE A IS ABOVE B. not because "a asks more of himself". it's an ontological matter, naught else, and it is not open to technologizing.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform fwiw, i don't think much of ortega y gasset's notions of what makes the man. "sense of duty" my left foot.