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shinohai: When you start to resemble the candidate you are voting for: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/10/29/trump-supporter-charged-with-voting-twice-in-iowa/
shinohai: LOL vexual should have put that one in format for the Qntest
BingoBoingo: "One of the people who was sought in the probable cause action was killed. Another person was injured and transported to an area hospital where he was later arrested, according to an FBI press release obtained by Breitbart Texas at the time." << Pussies at Breitbart won't give Lavoy Finicum his NAME!.
BingoBoingo: <trinque> dunno why that's filed under texas << No, filed under news *FOR* Texas
mircea_popescu: you really don't want to mix the hygroscopic cocaine with skin brine.
mircea_popescu: "all good things go in texas file" ?
trinque: are they pandering to my demographic?!?!
trinque: dunno why that's filed under texas
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform empire is really dedicated to "not a sperm is wasted". all teh holes gotta be always kept.
BingoBoingo: Perhaps now that the slash is done next entry should take a more traditional fanfic turn.
BingoBoingo not sure if the lack of discussion on the fanfic is a good or bad thing.
shinohai: Did they at least have lemonade too?
asciilifeform: lulzily, they import all of (yes) prb...
asciilifeform: the linked alt also introduces a backbreaking pseudomathematical turd, similar to the one discussed in the homomorphism thread a while back
asciilifeform: the baked-in unspoken presumption that no one will have sufficiently panopticonic view of the ledger to compute the obfuscated numbers
asciilifeform: and with tor
asciilifeform: https://github.com/zcash/zips/blob/master/protocol/protocol.pdf << it is not necessary to read all of this to understand the 'catch', it is the same as with the earlier 'ring signatures' crapolade
shinohai: They fucking "LIVE STREAMED" the Genesis block.
asciilifeform: because, and as i said before, there is ~unlimited supply of academitards etc. ready to play.
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/7cG8b << lulzy, they did indeed bake a new ethereum.
pete_dushenski: http://archive.is/vAoKM << relevant to latest crapbook pro news. basically a variant of 'living in a post-steve world' from contravex
pete_dushenski thought it was tres cheeky
pete_dushenski: lol that wasn't intentional ??
shinohai: how dafuq did covertress avatar show up there?
shinohai: I see it now thanks
pete_dushenski: it's there so chances are it was a cache hold-up and you just need to refresh the page to see it.
shinohai: pete_dushenski: did my comment get lost or does it have to be moderated ?
pete_dushenski: given that it'd be 9 months since zooko's pathetic 'white paper' i thought usg.idjits had given up on him altogether, but i guess the etherape forced them to reconsider even their most ill-advised projects and implement anything at all if even just so they could keep talking about themselves
pete_dushenski: shinohai: kraken similarly poisoned (if sewage could be thusly degraded) : http://www.contravex.com/2016/07/15/suppose-we-have-an-exchange-that-due-to-resource-limitations-is-limited-to-5-decimal-places-for-orders-or-how-kraken-is-scamming-to-stay-solvent/#comment-51846
shinohai: bwahahaha this scam is getting fun to watch: https://poloniex.com/exchange#btc_zec
BingoBoingo: The butthertz of the day, preserved in Amber https://archive.is/etZS7
BingoBoingo: “Hottest beer cart girls in the Midwest serving drinks on selected holes.” http://www.bnd.com/news/local/article111168492.html#storylink=latest_side
BingoBoingo worries he might have gone a bit light on the gore.
BingoBoingo: ^ The gore you have all been waiting for is here
shinohai: Doubtful ... the 0.00013% that made it or whatever
shinohai: too much work for them, requires formulating actual thoughts
BingoBoingo honestly surprised the Pinoys haven't flooded the Qntest yet
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2016/10/what-is-the-difference-between-bill-clinton-and-bill-cosby-a-qntest-with-bitcoin-prizes/#comment-76521 << my cultural contribution for the week. it's what i could muster.
pete_dushenski: https://sourceable.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/timber-skyscraper-chicago.jpg << in other wood without condoms, a proposed 80-story TIMBER skyscraper in chiraq
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: But it is for a good cause! The cultural output of the Republic is a demonstration of Republican supremacy!
BingoBoingo: Anyways Is So Unfair Cycle 10 is quickly become the longest entry so far because the Elliot/James slashfic reached the slash portion.
pete_dushenski: needless to say i've doubled down on my meatspace wagers. even if i never set foot in the states again, trump WILL get me paid.
pete_dushenski: although natedog still has shillz at 81.2% to 18.7% 'chance of winning'
a111: Logged on 2016-10-28 19:28 mircea_popescu: cnn now running "trump's path to the white house" pieces, etc. it's ~all over.
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform: too poorfaggy
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: http://www.thetoysavenue.com/gallery/vtech-learning-laptop/vtech_learning_laptop_1.jpg << nah, this here is the correct laptop for such folx
pete_dushenski: so, they don't. it's a match made in heaven.
pete_dushenski: that half the peripherals don't work is ~ironic~. see ? zhe didn't even want them to work
pete_dushenski: i dun even think i ever HEARD of a dude getting lid with a dome on. it'd be like fucking an earhole or something.
a111: Logged on 2016-10-28 17:24 mircea_popescu: i suppose i'm the weirdest person alive then a) never had sex without a condom ; b) never had my cock sucked with a condom.
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559782 << the former is highly unusual (which never made sense to me personally) while the latter is super goddam normal ☝︎
asciilifeform: mega-aesthetics when half of the peripherals dun work.
pete_dushenski: for aesthetes, it's not what's in the box, it's... the box.
asciilifeform: why the fuck would you buy the world's least-documented x86 box to gentoo on..?
asciilifeform: (i can't think of any other)
asciilifeform: whatever point there is to buying the box, it is to use the sun/sgi-like vertical integration
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: paying the crapple tax and then running linux is epic waste
pete_dushenski: want to use gentoo or even so much as osx10.8 ? enjoy using an external keyboard on the airplane because there's no other way to use f-keys
a111: Logged on 2016-10-28 20:15 phf: for apple people here, i guess, ben_vulpes? https://twitter.com/stroughtonsmith/status/791872723681239040 "Touch Bar runs watchOS, and macOS sends it framebuffer data over USB. This presumably then relays multitouch events back to macOS."
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559844 << that's one way to ensure your box isn't compatible with unofficial osen : give it two! ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://gaugeboson.com/electronics/IMG_5579L.jpg << in particular is reminiscent of the 'not-so-integrated' circuits made in '60s su
BingoBoingo: Everyone has full hands. The question is how people refresh their holding ability so that their hands might become still fuller.
BingoBoingo still waiting for alf fanfic submission to drop
BingoBoingo: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-28#1559853 << There's 3 days left until the weens are hallowed. Who else other than diana_coman and danielpbarron has stories? Or at a minimum speculums of where I'm taking Elliot and James. ☝︎
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/pXCyB << in other lulz, microshit Rises Again (or at least thinks it does)
mircea_popescu: for the record : proposing that hillary being elected would be "a victory for women" is entirely like imagining the la lakers winning a game is exercise for everyone in los angeles.
trinque: inb4 touchpad becomes an ipad mini
jurov: mircea_popescu: pls to mpex
trinque: gotta have as many systems in systems as possible; it makes hackers too tired to do the deed
phf: for apple people here, i guess, ben_vulpes? https://twitter.com/stroughtonsmith/status/791872723681239040 "Touch Bar runs watchOS, and macOS sends it framebuffer data over USB. This presumably then relays multitouch events back to macOS." ☟︎
shinohai: I fucked up and put an apostrophe in there, but oh well
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/E32A980A153D1BD323493B5F6A6EF42AD702773A85D9B1DDAA7F1F90C1FFEB25 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 11520742314723813746227292269224645943940995018994626667635659533585100550197225430962756297095765291615753812877399232796946497787103544147241860465489889 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '183.246.86.107 (ssh-rsa key from 183.246.86.107 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/8F949C482D230ADA81BFECE7760FD7F88B390232D14960D68D8D21112967151F << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 11520742314723813746227292269224645943940995018994626667635659533585100550197225430962756297095765291615753812877399232796946497787103544147241860465489889 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '183.246.76.186 (ssh-rsa key from 183.246.76.186 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/D21502DDC614160506D49019E3A101B1D769C3A49597CAB4B67CBBC0EF4E7592 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 99319465194670868101345891624117322377222977433808483462332438176091472945093 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.1.5 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.1.5 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.1.5@mkj.lt>; '
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/5A35236F137FD211F772259BD5287EDE9AA09CD8A275F881C74BD97AB8BD0545 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 99319465194670868101345891624117322377222977433808483462332438176091472945093 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.3.189 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.3.189 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.3.189@mkj.lt>;
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/FEF1C6C9A890941640110AD479AFDEDCC6132445EEFB2D1F31C1D58AFF1DC4F4 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 99319465194670868101345891624117322377222977433808483462332438176091472945093 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.13.9 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.13.9 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.13.9@mkj.lt>; '
shinohai: I used that as basis for my Qntest submission: http://qntra.net/2016/10/what-is-the-difference-between-bill-clinton-and-bill-cosby-a-qntest-with-bitcoin-prizes/#comment-76612
BingoBoingo: Hard to say. She could just stroke out.
trinque: not like this gusher's going to run out of lulz any time soon
trinque: BingoBoingo: missed opportunity for "Dirty Weiner" in title
BingoBoingo: "As it happens, some older Subaru models have ignition keys that sometimes work in any number of other Subaru vehicles. The car the “thief” was looking for was sitting a block away the entire time."
mircea_popescu: meanwhile in things that actually matter, http://66.media.tumblr.com/84a9e719856d6bfaec115d46b0157e33/tumblr_nmomt6WsRp1u9sycbo1_400.gif
BingoBoingo: Amazing WaPo online magazine picked Today of all Todays to complain about Chief Wahoo being in the World Series https://archive.is/6lLaX
BingoBoingo: Fuck CNN, KMOX has been glorious today!
mircea_popescu: cnn now running "trump's path to the white house" pieces, etc. it's ~all over. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: and she actually thought she was gonna like, win something for once in her life.
BingoBoingo: My the goings on in the world. What a week to be celebrating continuous sobriety! And I haven't even had my cake yet!
mircea_popescu: meanwhile in the shallow pool, http://67.media.tumblr.com/709eaeefddaac7527a3ba0a2ecbfa177/tumblr_nd1zqaonkG1tvkyubo1_1280.jpg
mircea_popescu: i'm sorry, i wanna rephrase that. because they really meant anything other than "you're this dubiously sexed derp who's going to end up with a buttfulla dick because the other dude said so."
mircea_popescu: because they really meant anything other than "you're this dubiously sexed derp who's going to end up with some dude's dick up your ass because the other dude said so."
BingoBoingo: lol trinque "On the plus side I'm not technically a virgin anymore I guess. On the con side everybody who called me a faggot in online video games is now technically right"
mircea_popescu: apparently virginity is as socially fascinating today as 2k years ago
mircea_popescu: lol all the low effort two line trollage. "o dudes gotta pua and lay bitchez!" "oh i blackmailed this chick and she cried the whole time"
BingoBoingo: But it's also the thing that gets them into doing pipework in the first place
mircea_popescu: which explains why it's so damned hard to get plumbing work done in any of the large african cities of the banana republic.
BingoBoingo: When in doubt sexual novelty on the internet is either Obeast or a 48 year old plumber wearing panties
mircea_popescu: then it dawned on me that nope. and then looking through the comments it was confirmed.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo that these exist and are distinguishable from fag hags in the field i knew before. then it dawned on me what a field day it must be in the days of reddit etc.
shinohai: That post may have given me cancer trinque
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: like this? https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/m0hyq/iama_34_year_old_woman_with_a_virgin_fetish/