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mircea_popescu: Mats_cd03 "He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy, yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it in one place he knew he could hide something - his ass. Five long years he wore this watch up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery. He give me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. Now, little man, I give the watch to y
nubbins`: i don't get this sanitizer thing
mircea_popescu: guy was on my ignore so i dun have local logs so...
Mats_cd03: i wonder how many of my daily accessories i could fit in my ass if i tried
nubbins`: Vexual, i've never been fired
nubbins`: so there was a period of like 4 months there where i wasn't much in tune with everything
ozbot: Donna Summer - I Feel Love (Long Remix) Music Video by Ganja Claus on Vimeo
nubbins`: ~nov 2012 i started dabbling
nubbins`: i have
mircea_popescu: i don't think i've ever seen a video
Mats_cd03: i havent seen enough fisting videos to refute your claim
nubbins`: ah, i just got reminded of eskimobob
mircea_popescu: recall that guy snackman ? "o, bitbet is screwed, i will spend a month saying bad things EVERYWHERE, like on places that matter such as reddit"
Vexual: its kinda funny that people with a clue think i have a clue
nubbins`: i lel'd
Vexual: i wonder if i could melt jimmothy
mircea_popescu: saying dude. if only i knew saying is what makes this world run.
mircea_popescu: i look forward to anon forum derps explaining how mpex will sitll be ceasing to exist in 2025
ThickAsThieves: Open Transactions is, from what i can tell, a server-distributed ledger, based on last signed & verified receipt
ThickAsThieves: okay i watched the video
ThickAsThieves: i always thought maybe people like horror and spanking and sci fi and apocalypse because of depravation from survivalistic lifestyle or something
Vexual: if i ever go to canadia im shitting in the snow
Vexual: id be scared shitless if i read that in lumberjack country
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: i blame news websites
mircea_popescu: i blame disqus and google for it tbh
mircea_popescu: i doubt people comment once per 100 articles they read.
mircea_popescu: nubbins` http://trilema.com/2010/imaginarium/ that's how a theatre looks when i go.
nubbins`: "i'd sure hate for that to happen to me" as one gleefully watches
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves you should hire Vexual to do atc shilling i tell you.
nubbins`: i'm sure there were people jacking off in the theatre when you saw "consent" or w/e it's called
nubbins`: point i was making, i guess, is of course people jacked off at hangings
mircea_popescu: doesn't actually mean either women are goats or fucking is gutting, i dun think
mircea_popescu: a, a. they're both taboo transgressive, but i doubt they're the same thing really.
mircea_popescu: as a non-steroid riddled non-ape that has slapped bucnhes of butts purple i tell you i see no appeal in hangings at all.
nubbins`: i'm not saying everyone in the town was jacking off at the gallows
asciilifeform: no gore as such, even. never having attended a hanging, i've no idea why the audience creams its pants along with the fellow dancing the hempen jig
mircea_popescu: is what i want to know.
Mats_cd03: i mean fuck they're pitting lawyers against each other, someone is going to get fucked and its not the prosecution
nubbins`: i might as well just shoot the other one, and my daughter too?
nubbins`: so i come home to find my wife in bed with another man
mircea_popescu: all i'm sayin'.
mircea_popescu: i affirm the system is fucking microsoft windows.
mircea_popescu: i don't dispute the system works.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform kinda what i'm pointing out here. it makes a laughingstock of the process.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the 'geological time' sentences, if i recall, serve a mundane bureaucratic purpose
mircea_popescu: "dude, 2500s i don't care about so much but i gotta see superbowl #1955"
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: i don't suppose the punishment discourages anyone who commits an offence
nubbins`: "fuck it, i never liked bill"
mircea_popescu: i'm in jail, i'm in jail. it applies to all possible reasons i might be in jail.
nubbins`: do i have to wash the same number of dishes as the guy who only ate half a pizza?
nubbins`: okay, so i left my wallet at home
Mats_cd03: i propose a new system of justice
nubbins`: i only ate one meal
nubbins`: sure, but if i go to a pizza place and eat a full pizza, do i get charged for one slice?
asciilifeform: i still don't get the preoccupation with 'postals.' biggest postal body count to date still belongs to the fellow with the jerry can
Mats_cd03: if i'm going to shoot up a mall i'm going to find the biggest magazine i can find, prob 40 rounds, and then i'm going to get a weapon that takes less than 5 seconds to reload
decimation: I think the new thing is that the next magazine has a key to pop off the last one
asciilifeform: Mats_cd03: used to be that you could pop those open with an unspent round, but the regulations were changed, if i recall
Mats_cd03: i rented an AR-15 once in san diego
Mats_cd03: i live in the union so theres lots of regs everywhere
nubbins`: i'm not so sure that "computing" is a battlefield
Mats_cd03: i want to tell all of you that live in murica to buy an antique handgun
mircea_popescu: i think that's how they started calling them "molls"
mircea_popescu: i saw that movie too!
Mats_cd03: you'd kill 6 whole gangsters, i seen it
Mats_cd03: mircea_popescu: nah i never fired it, it was an antique i saved for home defense
mircea_popescu: i can carry my mothrfucking crt.
Mats_cd03: i used to own a S&W revolver what about it
decimation: I donno, qualcomm is probably more scummy than intel
Mats_cd03: im sure it exists but i havent seen malware that targets both armv6
Mats_cd03: if i'm really, really worried about getting pwned i guess i could use a raspi with a usb drive to bridge the air gap
Vexual: i thought thats what all the kids had now
Mats_cd03: im at the stage where i know a lot about netsec but very little about practical mitigation of threats
Mats_cd03: fuck me but i actually like that
Mats_cd03: ya i know
nubbins`: i'm not so sure this "unix laptop" thing ever existed, aside from a few isolated instances
asciilifeform: if i recall, there was even an Alpha laptop once.
gribble: sturles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 37 weeks, 4 days, 18 hours, 38 minutes, and 36 seconds ago: <sturles> I've upgraded my clients to latest git. Not forwarding or mining silly dust spam any more.
KRS-: If anyone is lending on BFX I could use some swap for almost 600 LTC.
nubbins`: "i don't like svn", he said
nubbins`: did i tell you guys about the coworker i had who used time machine for version control?
mircea_popescu: i suppose you acquire all kernel locks
decimation: ascii I want something that has a reasonable off-line backup system that will restore from an external drive, like time machine
mircea_popescu: i vaguely remember that earth is actually "reasonably" representative of the actual unviersal distribution of elements.
decimation: I donno, i'm just being pedantic
decimation: I mean, the election of 1886 was about whether there should be a silver or gold standard - and the gold won!
decimation: I was a little confused. In the us, this is a forgotten part of our history in the popular mind
mircea_popescu: i guess i went a little circular there lol
mircea_popescu: ie, it's a cube. basic geometric shape. "herp derp i can recognise this in my surroundings"
decimation: but how do you create stuff people want? I submit (like ascii) that it can only the product of one mind who has the power to dictate the result
nubbins`: i was about to say "but it's not like they're fabbing custom chips"
decimation: I guess that the serious lack of non-Apple competition for well-designed hardware (ie, not just Apple clones) is proof that no major electronics manufacturer is well managed
mircea_popescu: nubbins` suppose tomorrow I decide i want a diff video card.
mircea_popescu: i mean i get it, executive assistant chicks with 4 feet worth of leg.
decimation: I think you have a blog post about how the world is damned to repeat Job's mistakes
asciilifeform: nubbins`: i prefer pigs without lipstick, and turds unpolished
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: can't speak for others, but i'm partial to http://www.nongnu.org/ratpoison/
mircea_popescu: mircea_popescu i mean re gnome/kde
asciilifeform: i, for instance, would like an aluminum (or hell, if we're dreaming, titanium) kbd and chassis
decimation: I love my old hp-48 chicklet syle keyboard. I wish someone would bring that back on a portable device