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asciilifeform: from the lolfarms: http://cryptome.org/2014/07/nsa-jtrigall-intercept-14-0714.pdf
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 'the average number of legs a customer has is...'
asciilifeform: lol
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: robert sheckley had a story ('50s) about a 'dating agency' that would tell you exactly what to do, through a hidden earphone. fellow puts it on, and gets really bored, because it turns out they also sell to the gurlz
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it's still no thermonuke. eventually you have to dance in the flesh.
asciilifeform: the women probably have a bayesian spamzapper. you want to slip past, not end up inside.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu missed an 'invert' operator in there
asciilifeform: 'too fat' has been tried with regards to hanging, poison, etc.
asciilifeform: and then the judges get to fill out more paperwork, etc.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this is a usa-specific thing, that probably needs explanation. a number of convicts argued (to varying degrees of success) that their execution, via the locally prescribed method, 'couldn't possibly work humanely'
asciilifeform: !up PantyHotOffThePr
asciilifeform: do rats know how to drag a carcass away, like ants ?
asciilifeform: was a rather skinny and aged (17 y!) speciment, however.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the cat in question was part of an 8-cat brigade, so rat is unlikely.
asciilifeform: don't imagine they're terribly fond of brits in Ar either
asciilifeform: how does one look german << perhaps like this: http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/BigPictures/Leibniz_8.jpeg
asciilifeform misread from corner of eye, 'discover his elevator is actually the closet', initially puzzled
asciilifeform: lol, how ?
asciilifeform: well - shot, cooked, and sold at a famous open air market
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: as i recall, they've already been eaten.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: american cities, where no hunt is permitted, and re-appearing large carnivores will be - is - an interesting combination.
asciilifeform: though the whole thing strikes me as quite like fishing with dynamite - where does the sport remain in the hunt ?
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: accuracy. as pictured in the linked review.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: on a bolt-action elephant rifle ?
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: any idea why ?
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo, benkay: 'linux rifle' << when i first heard of this gadget, first though was 'why is it fired by electromechanically-controlled trigger weight and not simply electrical'. turns out, electrical firing is banned in usa.
asciilifeform: benkay: ancient project. objective, in reality, is to bring on the wet dream of dod contractors everywhere: bullet costing $MAXINT.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i suppose for the genuine aficionado, there's always the 'cranequin'.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: difficult to hunt in the city without everyone knowing.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: do you have a favourite pill against coyote ?
asciilifeform: afaik the last coyote here ate his bullet at least a century ago.
asciilifeform: Xplosionist: afaik neither animal is the likely suspect
asciilifeform: ;;later tell moiety old neighbour discovered her cat eaten. what species eats housecats?
asciilifeform: ;;seen moiety
asciilifeform: Xplosionist: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com << useful gizmo with logs, search, 'bash'
asciilifeform: lol did ages ago
asciilifeform: welcome to #b-a Xplosionist
asciilifeform: there!
asciilifeform: Xplosionist: private msg. [fwd slash] msg assbot !up
asciilifeform: Xplosionist: should be in privmsg to assbot
asciilifeform: nubbins`, mircea_popescu: if poster in rental units - etch it into the fridge, stove, or the like.
asciilifeform: Xplosionist: log out, then back in, and message assbot with '!up'
asciilifeform: lol
asciilifeform: Xplosionist: try self-voicing now
asciilifeform: lel
asciilifeform: i did point out after.
asciilifeform: Xplosionist: already did?
asciilifeform: Xplosionist: [fwd slash] msg NickServ IDENTIFY foo password
asciilifeform: Xplosionist: https://freenode.net/faq.shtml (under 'user registration') - only needs to be done once
asciilifeform: Xplosionist: / msg NickServ REGISTER password youremail@example.com (to freenode, obviously not in channel)
asciilifeform: Xplosionist: the url contains just a random turd, encrypted to your pgp key. gribble wants the value of the turd, when it gets it - you're authed.
asciilifeform: *everify (for last one)
asciilifeform: Xplosionist: simple: first, ';;gpg eauth yourname' - then, 'wget -q -O - http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/YOURKEYID | gpg -q --output - --decrypt' and paste result into ';;eauth resultgoeshere' (msg to gribble)
asciilifeform: Xplosionist: try self-voicing now
asciilifeform: ;;rate Xplosionist 1 actual human, meatspace colleague
asciilifeform: ;;rate Xplosionist 1 actual human, meatspace colleague
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: (well, more like 3 metre.)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: parody article << 'rather than dayjobs you talk about people needing to be “hungry and desperate” and stuff like that connotes to me this very strong emotional' << as if this had to go from emotion. 'people need to be hungry and desperate' is as much a technical statement as 'million volt bus bars must be spaced at least one metre apart.'
asciilifeform: ^ linked from above
asciilifeform: http://www.cracked.com/article_17545_9-toys-that-prepare-children-life-menial-labor.html
asciilifeform: (smallest vaguely-usable conlang i've seen.)
asciilifeform: !tokipona
asciilifeform: there were, of course, other places to learn english.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: alt.tasteless was this thing. where the famous 'spittoon' story was posted, etc. it was glorious.
asciilifeform graduate of alt.tasteless
asciilifeform: yeah same thought
asciilifeform: lol
asciilifeform: nubbins`: have-nots and will-nots
asciilifeform: ;;google start control talking pet
asciilifeform: perhaps african sleeping sickness ?
asciilifeform: for what it is prescribed - i've not the faintest idea.
asciilifeform: somewhere it is produced. i recently visited a shop that sold surplus safes, of various sizes. some were from pharmacies, and had storage manifests glued on. included meth.
asciilifeform: and people actually went to school, and occasionally learned things.
asciilifeform: the necessary reagents were readily available, because amateur chemistry was not illegal in ussr.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: they would forge prescriptions for ephedrine (used in that period to treat asthmatics) and go from that.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: in ussr, meth was 'invented' in the mid '80s. but all the aficionados made their own, without exception. there was no 'market' in the usual sense.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: clearly these folks had no problems sourcing precursors.
asciilifeform: lol
asciilifeform: where i live, one can buy pseudoephedrine against running nose, but only in miniscule amounts and after signing a declaration of non-terrorism, with your driver's license entered in db
asciilifeform: if i recall these were banned ?
asciilifeform: in the americas, those are largely unavailable to 'humans' - mafia, different story, buys by the drum
asciilifeform: define 'scratch'
asciilifeform: sure.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i thought true aficionados will rotate it first
asciilifeform: a man - lives. but starts to rot, like a stereotypical 'zombie'
asciilifeform: a rat - dies
asciilifeform: after 3 weeks or so
asciilifeform: immune system craps out
asciilifeform: days - who doesn't do this. try month.
asciilifeform: re: 'performance enhancing' dopes - important to remember that, even supposing performance enhanced, it matters who you were. e.g. paul erdos will crap out theorems, a hooligan will be able to break that many more windows, a lunatic will rant longer and more vigorously, etc.
asciilifeform: (many of the maladies suffered by meth addicts - not only psychosis, but physiological - are also found in people who, for one reason or another - such as being under fire - cannot sleep)
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: from the u.s. army medical journals, a hypothesis - it's actually the sleep deprivation that does you in
asciilifeform: ;;google panzerschokolade
asciilifeform hasn't tried
asciilifeform: + longer metabolic half-life
asciilifeform: fat-solubility >> better penetration of brain-blood barrier
asciilifeform: afaik all the extra methyl gives is fat-solubility
asciilifeform: but kamikazes.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: isn't meth supposed to be 'performance enhancing' dope ?
asciilifeform: 'encrypts every keystroke at the driver level' << what must one smoke, to conceive of this