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asciilifeform has never had the pleasure of actually tasting this 'marvel.'
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: ussr was innocent of velveeta.
asciilifeform: venomous ants, to get it up ?
asciilifeform: bury the fscking turds. viagra exists, do we need penis vacuums and stinging beetles in cups ?
asciilifeform: (as discussed re: apple, here http://www.loper-os.org/?p=132 )
asciilifeform: but instead - monopoly.
asciilifeform did not exhume this item to praise 'mathematica' but to bury it - it's an example of something everybody else should have copied and used as permanent baseline for anything new, like kalashnikov.
asciilifeform: another 'glbse'
asciilifeform: ascii input & output, terrible for any real mathematical work
asciilifeform: decimation: university labs are given a 'complete package' with instrument libraries, etc.; students forced to use.
asciilifeform: decimation: classic vendor lock-in. disgusting turd.
asciilifeform: must really be seen to be understood.
asciilifeform: but herr w. isn't paying me to create addicts. i'm almost sorry i mentioned it...
asciilifeform: that isn't really a complete picture.
asciilifeform: graphical constructs as first-class data structures.
asciilifeform: decimation: of course, users of 'matlab' will say 'sure! we're same.' -- like 'glbse' vs 'mpex'...
asciilifeform: decimation: not even remotely the same.
asciilifeform: it's herr w. showing screen captures.
asciilifeform: to answer this question, for those who really are certain they wish to know.
asciilifeform: i was always too lazy to answer this question (and don't fancy getting folks addicted, i laboured under abject druggie hell from it) but the film exists now
asciilifeform: !up mp_colonist
asciilifeform: mp_colonist: it only became interesting after ver. 6 or so.
asciilifeform: (forget 'w. alpha', it's a clown show) mathematica - is example of a product for which not even a vaguely passable (to aficionado) alternative exists, at any price point
asciilifeform: beyond it being there on tap when necessary.
asciilifeform: most of the humiliation serves no immediate purpose
asciilifeform: that's more or less what he does.
asciilifeform: mp_colonist: proverbial adamantine indestructible cock.
asciilifeform: decimation: my operation was 100% usg.
asciilifeform: where he could easily ask most of the hardcore users to suck his cock as a condition of license renewal - and many would.
asciilifeform: i linked to the film not because anything in it is new (the maniac renamed the product after himself, for no reason, but this is uninteresting) but to demonstrate a genuine monopoly product
asciilifeform: in that most of their revenue comes from 'whales.'
asciilifeform: mp_colonist: wolfram corp. is quite unlike a restaurant
asciilifeform: education!
asciilifeform: mp_colonist: i am very glad they did not fix. relying on black box turd for a critical piece of mechanics was stupid, and it was necessary to pay with suffering for it (did.)
asciilifeform: *paid
asciilifeform: *from the folks who we padi
asciilifeform: mp_colonist: i did sign off on ~7kBez worth of wolframiana. but did not expect the same level of fellatio as the folks who we paid 40k/seat. and got what expected.
asciilifeform: that very same.
asciilifeform: so from their point of view i was probably the same kind of ruffian as the mac demo audiences from that other link.
asciilifeform: mp_colonist: perhaps out of spite. they flew sales-muppets to my lab hoping i'd buy a mega-cluster's worth of licenses. i didn;t.
asciilifeform: aha that one
asciilifeform: wait which ?
asciilifeform used to have bookmarks, then the world froze and they burned in.
asciilifeform: mats_cd03: usually, brain and a little google.
asciilifeform not enamoured with dutch's examples specifically - but his formula is sound.
asciilifeform: mp_colonist: https://www.uwgb.edu/dutchs/PSEUDOSC/21CMagic.HTM << obligatory
asciilifeform: http://nevsepic.com.ua/uploads/posts/2012-08/1345725148-1597086-1145-1155-lentrge-de-lenfer-psautier-dhenri-de-blois-fol.-39-winchester-grande-bretagne.jpg << related...
asciilifeform: !up mp_colonist
asciilifeform: or - no one bid (who runs virtualbox?)
asciilifeform: then - handed out for free to gawkers.
asciilifeform: staleness in the sense that whatever profit to be made, was made.
asciilifeform: so, presumably this one is past 'sell by' freshness date.
asciilifeform: incidentally, i assume everyone knows what vupen sells.
asciilifeform: mats_cd03: http://www.vupen.com/blog/20140725.Advanced_Exploitation_VirtualBox_VM_Escape.php << that one ?
asciilifeform: mp_colonist: lol! what sort of turtle is this.
asciilifeform: phree energy111!11
asciilifeform: arse-mouth system!
asciilifeform: decimation: apple was also, occasionally, pretty neat.
asciilifeform: decimation: 'next' burned it, salted the earth where it stood, and renamed self 'apple'.
asciilifeform: decimation: apple as traditionally understood - does not exist now.
asciilifeform: it tells you to: run.
asciilifeform: be glad for the bell.
asciilifeform: presence of such a mechanism is a very loud bell that you were gravely mistaken to go there at all.
asciilifeform: don't eat at coprophagic restaurants!
asciilifeform: coming next: boycottshitpizza.org
asciilifeform: sure.
asciilifeform: jumped on the systemd bandwagon << and you're using this on your own free will ?
asciilifeform: as pictured, even a kid can safely swap this one.
asciilifeform: just cable.
asciilifeform: well, not really soldered battery though.
asciilifeform: soldered battery.
asciilifeform: aha there it is!
asciilifeform: 'soldered batteries' isn't one.
asciilifeform: plenty of damning things can be said about apple products that are... actually true.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: http://www.newertech.com/imgs/products/batteries/ipod/ipod_5g_battery_main.png << plug.
asciilifeform: (even in apple's machines, afaik)
asciilifeform: said who? there was a plug inside.
asciilifeform: was, yes.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i have a 'powerbook duo' somewhere.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: unlike pa-risc, you can get 68k portables.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: bulky.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i practice it.
asciilifeform: ^ not new girl
asciilifeform invites others to nominate additional fields we need 'new girls in...'
asciilifeform: 'new gurlz in electron beam lithography'
asciilifeform: NGIDSOGE.
asciilifeform: or 'new girlz in deep sea oil & gas exploration'
asciilifeform: nobody seems to ask 'who're the new girls in high-temperature metallurgy'
asciilifeform: herr wolfram's megalomania did not happen in empty space. he has a total, watertight monopoly on something - just as steve jobs did.
asciilifeform: (comment thread)
asciilifeform: (me & mathematica - a few years of fun. described here: http://www.loper-os.org/?p=42&cpage=1#comment-2746 )
asciilifeform: (obligatory wolfram: https://web.archive.org/web/20100322205031/http://www.cscs.umich.edu/~crshalizi/reviews/wolfram )
asciilifeform: good demo.
asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjCWdsrVcBM << herr wolfram renamed his best-selling gizmo for some reason.
asciilifeform doesn't know of any other tlc
asciilifeform: thin-layer chromatography ?
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: two hundred thousand quart pot << try #cannibalism ?
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: forget english. струп ~= scab.
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: aka ninjaspammer
asciilifeform: ahahah.