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asciilifeform suffered fair share of employment as undergrad research grunt of various stripes
asciilifeform: undergrad - prey animal.
asciilifeform: ??
asciilifeform: (it was actually inflicted on my by sibling much earlier)
asciilifeform: pascal was fashionable when i was in grade school, which is where it was taught
asciilifeform: yes.
asciilifeform: Vexual: which 'they' ? here - yes. (though, continuously diluted in the requirements)
asciilifeform: ^ or propose another explanation for, e.g., reviving 1990s 'man in the iron mask' virtual oculars
asciilifeform: !s merit washing
asciilifeform: !s stotting
asciilifeform: why would they want to save money ?
asciilifeform: mats_cd03: glorious things. esp. when being marched in despite having no conceivable role in the proceedings.
asciilifeform: mats_cd03: the only funnier mandatory timewaster was the 'counter-intelligence' one
asciilifeform: mats_cd03: lol, they herded us (contractors) in for the claptrap, too
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo, decimation: usg has a famous, traditional limit for number of top bureaucrats in one square km.
asciilifeform: suspicious of what ?
asciilifeform: lol
asciilifeform: !
asciilifeform: aha, 'pussy riots'
asciilifeform must have missed the first part, if 'still'
asciilifeform: linked: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/07/15/megumi_igarashi_cuffed
asciilifeform: *count it as
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: they could it as however many gates it is made of. and conveniently forget to mention that they can't be rewired using the switching matrix (only a rather smallish number of 'generic' gates can)
asciilifeform: xilinx.
asciilifeform: professional hazard of guillotine operation, yes.
asciilifeform: asstr where else
asciilifeform: 'This gift certificate entitles the bearer to 1 (one) of our latest model of our most popular sexecution device the VibrotineTM 6000 GSP.'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: guillotine << after years of searching, i finally found that ancient tale: http://www.asstr.org/files/Collections/snuffstories/Honda-Matic/TheVibrotine.html
asciilifeform: not even pretending to bother to hide.
asciilifeform: today - no list. today all we have is loud, proud enemy, bragging about his deeds
asciilifeform: heuristic: 1) piece of shit? 2) mysteriously ubiquitous? 3) quickly? 4) author is socially connected to other derpers pushing similar items that match 1-4 ?
asciilifeform: another heuristic that invariably tells us where to dig.
asciilifeform: decimation: just as a cockroach in your kitchen means, inescapably, that not far from it there is a seething brown mass of his brothers.
asciilifeform: decimation: this is how you find them.
asciilifeform: that's - how.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it 'requires' whatever the shitgnomes place in the 'requires' list.
asciilifeform: mats_cd03: what's the rationale for diapers ?
asciilifeform: mats_cd03 << did you wear them ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: u.s. army issues diapers. ask them - not me
asciilifeform: decimation: i've never bought them anywhere else.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: Official Truth holds that he's a ww2 reenactor gone off the spools
asciilifeform: buy as many as you want.
asciilifeform: decimation: available. 'ebay' for example.
asciilifeform: decimation: yes, bureaucrats demand some electrical tests to show that 'black' won't short to 'red' by accident.
asciilifeform: decimation: understand that this had no bearing on usg-triggered surprises.
asciilifeform: neither is 'open' in any sense whatsoever.
asciilifeform: 'xilinx' in particular brags of 'nsa certified' whatevers.
asciilifeform: both, afaik, market primarily to usg and subsidiaries
asciilifeform: to make long story short, there are exactly two vendors of 'high-density' fpga, and their products are almost exactly alike - more so even than 'coca cola' and 'pepsi.'
asciilifeform: release magic smoke
asciilifeform: it would be fairly simple to include a pattern match for 'magic bus cycle' or 'magic instruction' on built-in-cpu that will, e.g., short supply to ground.
asciilifeform: or.
asciilifeform: or sdram controllers
asciilifeform: almost always there are 'convenient' things rolled in - like pci-e support
asciilifeform: it is virtually impossible now to buy a pure fpga.
asciilifeform: i can take an educated guess, however.
asciilifeform: (i don't insist there is no interesting answer to this question, just confess that i don't know one)
asciilifeform: what can one accomplish on fpga, knowing nothing about your opponent's future purpose for it, with a small turd ?
asciilifeform: so the turd has to be subtle
asciilifeform: an unexpected cpu in the middle of fpga LUT fabric would stand out even under optical microscope.
asciilifeform: likewise, when people ponder 'chip boobytraps' they are normally thinking of a one-transistor turdlet that creates an 'evil instruction' or whatnot
asciilifeform: if satan is merely listening to your i/o, this is a listening device in the ordinary sense, and not really fpga-specific diddling
asciilifeform: in fact, even if satan lifts the entire netlist of your design, he will have to sweat a great deal to understand which bits to flip.
asciilifeform: yes.
asciilifeform: now what.
asciilifeform: let's say it does.
asciilifeform: none of the 'printing' brouhaha places integrated circuit any closer to manufacture in your kitchen.
asciilifeform: it's a leper's bell for grantsmanship and chumpatronics of the most tedious sort.
asciilifeform: bounce: 'printable' is a word you can safely place in your spam filter.
asciilifeform: let's say you purchase an fpga from satan.
asciilifeform: as far as i can tell
asciilifeform: partly because, the amount of damage a dishonest vendor can do is actually minimal
asciilifeform: fpga is still interesting
asciilifeform: counting a shifter as 'xxx gates' worth
asciilifeform: the vendors (there are exactly two worth mentioning, 'xilinx' and 'altera' - the others sell miniscule turdlets, most often with zero linux toolchain support) also play fast & loose with the word 'gate'
asciilifeform: you get a supply of adders, shifters, multipliers, etc.
asciilifeform: bounce: nope. most fpga work is carried out in units considerably larger than 'gate', from considerations of efficiency.
asciilifeform: bounce: search channel logs re: at least three separate discussions of how this came to be
asciilifeform: bounce: all the extant fpga have tightly closed architecture
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: and, in fact, should be presumed dead, and the fellow walking around with my key - ought to go on list.
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: if the item i am presently working on is not easily provable honest to an educated reader, then i will deserve to be placed on the list.
asciilifeform: decimation: at the moment, proven, proud, unrepentant вредители are 'respected faces of the komyooniti', doing as they please.
asciilifeform: decimation: gotta start somewhere.
asciilifeform: bounce: i posit that it must be presumed intentional. the shitgnomes hide behind the impossibility of logically proving their guilt.
asciilifeform: decimation: yes.
asciilifeform: !s miracles
asciilifeform: bounce:
asciilifeform: specifically in light of the historic re-enactment role he's supposedly playing.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: notice i said 'arse grenade' not 'cyanide tooth.'
asciilifeform: the hidden little shitgnomes like author of heartbleed - they are the ones who needs the lethal sunlight rays the most.
asciilifeform: lennart p. isn't even a top candidate for the playing cards, because just about everyone already knows what he is.
asciilifeform: with names, faces.
asciilifeform: it's time for the 'nazi playing cards'
asciilifeform: these people are walking around, alive, and worst of all - continuing to churn out code. which unwitting chumps will actually use.
asciilifeform: of all the sniveling shilling shits who took part in hearbleed insertion, propagation of 'systemd', the like.
asciilifeform: kept, possibly, in the deeds register
asciilifeform: perhaps it is time for a lustration list.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu, others who know who flondor was
asciilifeform: decimation: because... and this reminds me:
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: especially for you.