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gribble: thestringpuller was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 hours, 29 minutes, and 21 seconds ago: <thestringpuller>
A good deal of Uncharted is written in LISP.
nubbins`: round up some teenagers and
a machete and you've got yourself
a movie
BingoBoingo: Saw interesting creature on the road today. Alligator snapping turtle of roughly
a meter in shell circumfrence.
BingoBoingo: fluffypony: I have to imagine some of your neighbors are probably stockpiling BTC to fund
a reconquest of Rhodesia
BingoBoingo: benkay: Are they supposing I want to fuck
a hurricaine?
benkay: do any of you have
a fax number at which i could receive some faxes maybe but probably not?
fluffypony: "You made
a thread here and what did you expect ? people would congradulate you for doing everything wrong ? keep reading your "how to make
a web wallet book" you pathetic tool."
fluffypony: "Reached by phone Monday afternoon, Slaughter was unaware of Kander's news release but said it must have been part of
a settlement his lawyers were working on with the office. He said he also expects to have to pay
a fine."
Naphex: asciilifeform: what would be your default language for writing
a multi-threaded backend, with lots of sockets and nio?
fluffypony: Apple is releasing
a new programming language
jurov: i have quite
a few friends that got into programming in their teens and have done impressive demos
mircea_popescu: Bitcoin suddenly opened the gate. It is
a poisonous offering. You are grossly unequipped to interact straight with the refuse of Western society. Accepting investors with fortunes under
a million dollars or whatever the limit was placed for US citizens may make sense. Accepting investors with fortunes under any arbitrary value and simultaneously wits under any arbitrary threshold is not
a sound business plan but
a str
mircea_popescu: nubbins`: they see it as "bitcoin isn't ready for apple" << they're right, too. i don't have
a mpoe-pr large enough to swat all the fucktarded us consumers thinking they'r eentitled to shit because their govt paid me taxes or something
mike_c: those were actually off by
a factor of 10, but they all were so it doesn't really matter.
mircea_popescu: mike_c: pankkake: ipo USD/share: $0.33, 2po: $0.345, current: $0.227 << o wow srsly ? for some reason i had it in my head they started at
a 25cents
benkay: jurov: my plan is to give 'em emacs on
a barebones bsd machine with an irc connection to chat with me
Naphex: if you're wondering how is that possbile, it ran
a browser in full screen on the front-end
Naphex: but just for lulz, i once saw
a embeddec computer for public transportation, written in php :)
mike_c: i will certainly give it
a try.
Naphex: but picturing
a 8-man dev team working on
a project in lisp
benkay: i wrote
a function last night that runs
a job, every now and again
mike_c: i'm starting to think it might be that cool. it's on my list to learn when i have
a spare minute.. so who knows when.
pankkake: many frameworks are more of
a hassle to use than nothing, for sure
benkay: is it
a satoshi? is it
a btc? WHO KNOWS
pankkake: lol, I always have
a bad feeling of "own frameworks"
benkay: jvm issues are unless i miss my read (which is possible and do correct me plz) along the lines of 'don't let people have access to your box and don't run java as
a consumer'
pankkake: or as
a way to reduce the hipster population
fluffypony: yay WWDC time, I'm hoping for
a Macbook Pro Retina that is the size of
a Macbook Air and has 20 hour battery life
nubbins`: here's
a man in accra, paying cab fare with btc
assbot: I knew I couldn't build
a cat - Everything2.com
nubbins`: had
a consultation with the vet, chose
a nice model
nubbins`: so pascale had this dream last night where she decided that she'd like to get
a large dick sewn onto our female cat
gribble: Error: '#bitcoin-assets' is not
a valid price input.
moiety: fluffypony: lol yup. i'm
a bit scared. it's
a lot bigger than i remember it.
pankkake: because it's clear it was never
a btc investment
jurov shots
a knowing glance to Naphex
mike_c:
a straight republishing of someone else's work. that's one way to improve their site.
mircea_popescu: <nubbins`> imagine paying seventy thousand dollars to sit with
a man for an hour << i can see that. what i can';t see is... bernanke ? srsly ?
fluffypony: "Mystery solved: this is
a MtGox address. You sent 300 to it one year ago
pankkake: "Mystery solved: this is
a MtGox address. You sent 300 to it one year ago
nubbins`: imagine paying seventy thousand dollars to sit with
a man for an hour
assbot:
A Lunch Date with Ben Bernanke for $70,500 | Bornrich
nubbins`: i'll probably do up the screens in the next day or so, and keep 'em around for
a week or two
nubbins`: so i found
a copy of the first canadian pressing of bob dylan's first album
nubbins`: even the strength of
a man is no match for the mighty moose!
xmj: does anyone in the SEPA zone want to accept fiat and ship me
a shirt to estonia?
nubbins`: 6! let me get you
a shipping discount
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: best description of
a vulnerable mess with cool features you ever heard, too. this is because i both used to be into chicks with bunches of piercings, and also write code
fluffypony: she: "why doesn't someone just make
a post and say that nobody must sell Bitcoin under $700, and then it will go up over $700?"
fluffypony: speaking of "community", I had
a charming conversation with my wife yesterday during the 4000 BTC dump
mircea_popescu: you can spot
a us citizen
a mile away by the way their brain stinks.
mircea_popescu: "I almost listed something on Cryptostocks, but think I will wait and reassess before I do. What we need as
a community is to not accept these low standards of service. "
mircea_popescu: this being the advantage of having multiple minds involved, for the public, and this is what
a liberal profession is : you get to make calls.
mircea_popescu: jurov:<mircea_popescu> [00:33:27] jurov, i see you +0.3 btc or so. << so i should value fmpif position at current offering sell price? << i've used the 30day average. seems reasonable valuation for
a held security, but it's not mandatory, you can value whichever way you think reasonable.
mircea_popescu: nubbins`: so essentially it's like
a chick with
a bunch of piercings << dude that\s tje best description of clojure i ever heard, and you don't even code.
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell decimation well, the DC part of argentina's "washington dc" is roughly the size of france. it's
a huge country. as such, it's upper germania, illyricum, syria, v
mircea_popescu: but it allows cheap diagnosis of the means available for
a critical process.
benkay: i guess i've just had really shitty experiences in picking up
a lot of orm/database tangles
benkay: saved me
a lot of work recently with simple stuff that works-as-expected like lazily moving the cursor through huge tables integrated with list comprehension in python