asciilifeform: obligatory:

asciilifeform: well some fella did write 'i was hitler's valet' or somesuch

asciilifeform: perhaps one day we meet old woman, and she'll say 'i was a five-output NAND gate in mr p's bitcoin circuit...'

asciilifeform: !b 3 ✂︎

asciilifeform: lelz

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: after this is over, you gotta tell us which soviet calculator you've been using, since '11, for your bitcoin needs.

asciilifeform: and here i was, thinking that someone actually gave a damn

asciilifeform: srsly ?!!

asciilifeform: wtf

asciilifeform: anybody ever bother to valgrind?

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: mempool ?

asciilifeform: host on blockchain telegraph, whatever.

asciilifeform: lol

asciilifeform: shorthand for ru

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: only lamers << it's a nature preserve for lamers, so far mostly untouched by zoologists.

asciilifeform: ultimate project: wall of shame, hosted in neutral country, which displays all easily-parseable login/pw pairs from a few Gb/sec worth of exit node.

asciilifeform: and then watch for the unaccounted for login.

asciilifeform: set up honeypot, log in (successfully, via various protocols) to it through tor

asciilifeform: other suggested experiments

asciilifeform: lol

asciilifeform: and look for diddlanomalies

asciilifeform: mats_cd03, mircea_popescu, et. al: here's a little project i've procrastinated for, ~1 year now, that perhaps someone would like to pick up: read gpg pubkeys (from wherever - wot, keyservs, etc) through tor.

asciilifeform: free distro << poettering rubs his hands, cackles.

asciilifeform: mike_c: 'things must be made as simple as possible, but not simpler'

asciilifeform: mats_cd03: and yes, that particular circus trick is trivial, and the node operator is quite dumb to be caught so easily. come on, first pillage, then burn. patch exe only after typical usage pattern in captured packet stream! (indicative of luser - 'facebook', etc.)

asciilifeform: mats_cd03: posted a few minutes ago, for some reason nobody commented

asciilifeform: though, fat lot of good, if the n00bs get poetteringed instead...

asciilifeform resharpens shears

asciilifeform: ^^^^^^^

asciilifeform: davout: who said it was obvious.

asciilifeform: davout: how about shitting in toilet instead of pants?

asciilifeform: davout: does washing matter if there is no one to smell ?

asciilifeform: (substitute name if anyone has name)

asciilifeform: i'd like to plant the tree of 'koraktor' book of src, so when i actually have time to do the deed with it, it's there.

asciilifeform: i'da done this long ago, if i had any reason to

asciilifeform: or wanted to pretend to be that sort, yes.

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: unpack, deturdulate, and diff -Nur oldturddir newturddir

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: didja get the 'git' crud out?

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: and i can drop me turd there

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: but i kinda hope that i can put this down for a while after jurov proclaims a mailing list box that works to gpg spec

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: also i seem to be the only one here (afaik) with a 100 % working build setup...

asciilifeform: tor exe diddler finally caught in the wild

asciilifeform: http://www.leviathansecurity.com/blog/the-case-of-the-modified-binaries << thanks to diametric

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i'd like this shit done, so six month from now i can get the damned book.

asciilifeform: jurov: charles babbage's engine ?

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it isn't a cross-process apparatus at all, sadly.

asciilifeform: jurov: usg breaks 1024 without breaking a sweat.

asciilifeform actually reads

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: what can it hurt << cruft

asciilifeform: undata: need calculator, use a pocket calculator.

asciilifeform: mod6: why we need the charter thing, again ?

asciilifeform: undata: or 'help'

asciilifeform: jurov: http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Church-TuringThesis.html

asciilifeform: jurov: church-turing.

asciilifeform: jurov: in principle - yes

asciilifeform: undata: safe from what

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the shitgnomes glued it in, to learn how, read source

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: see discussion about how at 0.5.3 rpc is sorta glued in, and will take some actual work to rip out

asciilifeform: sometimes i despair, and think - what else will you folks agree to play with without learning how it works first.

asciilifeform: davout, undata: rng is used at other times also.

asciilifeform: davout, undata: nope.

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu >> Mikayla <<

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: we have a patient for you!

asciilifeform: jurov: and what is used in its place ?

asciilifeform: undata: or the folks with the master key to the pi rng.

asciilifeform: undata: better destroy the designer of the turd (broadcom)

asciilifeform: Mikayla: generally noobs do better if they can answer this question in their heads

asciilifeform: Mikayla: what exactly do you hope to achieve, personally, by making use of bitcoin ?

asciilifeform: !up Mikayla

asciilifeform: !up Mikayla

asciilifeform: it spews turd.

asciilifeform: even the humble unix 'patch' utility - was not designed from birth for keeping the world small, 'fits in head'

asciilifeform: this is yet another case of compounding failure.

asciilifeform: incidentally!

asciilifeform: bounce: the turds clutter the patches. i want the latter - small.

asciilifeform: bounce: i don't want to see it

asciilifeform: bounce: that is precisely what i was whining about

asciilifeform: and chew your food?

asciilifeform: will it brush your teeth, too?

asciilifeform: there is no reason for it, ever

asciilifeform: but the vs crap is gone.

asciilifeform: i'll leave mingw in for now

asciilifeform: and it'll be between him and his gods

asciilifeform: once again - anyone who wants to run on winblows, or VAX, or Elektronika BK0010 - can add whatever kludges he needs to

asciilifeform: (evil magic book)

asciilifeform: but there is no reason for that crap to be part of the Koraktor

asciilifeform: and bolt on whatever

asciilifeform: anyone is free to grab this thing

asciilifeform: thing is

asciilifeform: bundling bitcoind in malware?

asciilifeform: what do we need it for ?

asciilifeform: so can we zap the win32 crap?

asciilifeform: forget who

asciilifeform: one of you weirdos wanted the thing buildable under it

asciilifeform: i've no idea!

asciilifeform: even virii can be built with mingw, with superior result in every and all cases.

asciilifeform: there is no reason ever to use it - for anything

asciilifeform: the ms vc liquishit is to be burned as well.

asciilifeform: surgery - after.

asciilifeform: first the basic delousing.