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asciilifeform: auto-equalization of strength, at least, in theory
asciilifeform: capture piece, must drink it
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: the only 'drinking game' that ever made sense to me was the chess set with the hollow pieces
asciilifeform: opponent fires at sound.
asciilifeform: two men in an entirely dark room, with nagants, take turns calling out 'cuckoo'
asciilifeform: another game, invented by the same folks who brought us 'russian roulette' (imperial-era cavalry officers, bored out of their skulls) was called 'cuckoo'
asciilifeform: i tell this story because english speakers invariably speak of 'russian roulette' without knowing this tidbit.
asciilifeform: the 'correct' (honest) way to play was to pull trigger while spinning.
asciilifeform: 1890s design.
asciilifeform: so folks would play (on a bet, naturally) with opponent who did not know this.
asciilifeform: the way it was built, the ratchet was not engaged when drum was spinning. a single round would settle to the bottom (opposite of barrel line.)
asciilifeform: TheNewDeal: they're reasonably common in usa. the revelation: one could cheat.
asciilifeform: TheNewDeal: ever see 'nagant' revolver? the item 'russian roulette' was originally played with.
asciilifeform: afaik, normally poor shotgun technique
asciilifeform: ah those are SOP
asciilifeform: there's a moderately-well-documented case of a (small caliber) pistol lobotomy.
asciilifeform: not really useful other than against self or a hogtied 'client'
asciilifeform: cazalla: nailgun does not have a barrel in the usual sense.
asciilifeform: nubbins`: most of that crud really does not belong on a printed page.
asciilifeform: nubbins` et al can easily answer questions like that on his own
asciilifeform: includes various junk though.
asciilifeform: 26321 total.
asciilifeform: find b/ -xtype f -print0 | xargs -0 wc -l
asciilifeform: well - the spittoon is here. shiny, new, brass. spit away, gentlemen.
asciilifeform wonders if this escapade will progress much faster than one could reasonably expect, on account of people like jurov, mircea_popescu, ben_vulpes - who actually use bitcoin 'in anger' - succumbing to the temptation to release some of their secret mods.
asciilifeform: but the canonical copy (to the extent this term makes sense here) should probably be distributed via jurov's turdatron.
asciilifeform would like to turn this into an unofficial 'gentoo' overlay at some point
asciilifeform: so yes.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: i've an actual 'a' and 'b'
asciilifeform solved this by abolishing all non-ascii crud from package, would like to suggest this as a permanent condition
asciilifeform: !s patch binaries
asciilifeform: try it
asciilifeform: frozen turd on lathe.
asciilifeform: doesn't help.
asciilifeform: forget git here
asciilifeform: went with ordinary diff -uNr a b > bitcoin-blahblah.patch
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: tried this, was disappointed
asciilifeform: nubbins`: surgery was minor shave. just to demonstrate concept of what kind of turd jurov's turdomatic ought to accept
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes fuhrer of new reactionary btc phoundation ?
asciilifeform: congrats ben_vulpes
asciilifeform wonders what to do if he finds, well, an anal orifice
asciilifeform: never-ending lulzmine
asciilifeform: and the turd's 'GetPerformanceCounter()' actually uses unix epoch time on non-winblows systems.
asciilifeform: lol re: util.cpp ! /dev/urandom !?
asciilifeform: !s saxophone
asciilifeform: need test-shitter ?
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes manufactures fine golden toilets ?
asciilifeform: and, naturally, ssl
asciilifeform nominates mac and win32 ifdefs for next firing squad
asciilifeform: ah, and, is the turdomatic broadcast station ready? (jurov ?)
asciilifeform: (ancient work of fiction! http://www.textfiles.com/groups/CDC/cDc-0269.txt )
asciilifeform: layer of protection could be very useful for a lot of people in the future, the way things are going in most of the world. We do have the stripper for the S-64 that strips the hidden data from a StegoSaur file, but it really should go both ways."'
asciilifeform: '...since there're SO many Sega 64s floating around in the States and indeed, the world, there's probably many people alive today who wouldn't be if their governments could crack their secure messages. I'm told that at least two democratic revolutions were made possible, in part, due to PGP S-64. Right now, myself and several others are attempting to create a version of StegoSaur for the S-64. That one extra
asciilifeform: wasn't it illegal to have a game machine with rng << reminds me of...
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: at any rate, this is doubly funny to me, given that i grew up associating apple hardware with 'decadent rich'
asciilifeform likes this concept
asciilifeform: mocking paupers << lol, if ben_vulpes is pauper, i must be... a dervish?
asciilifeform: (apple-II clone)
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: north apple is best apple << that'd be soviet 'agat' computer ?
asciilifeform: though not strictly a game machine
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 'commodore-64' was legal
asciilifeform: would be hilarious to port the 'red' half of bitcoind to that.
asciilifeform: and knows of one with civilized rng
asciilifeform: incidentally, anyone here a collector/connoisseur of ancient game machines?
asciilifeform: lolos
asciilifeform: debian vm << running on what, x86 emulator on 'nintendo' ?
asciilifeform: build is now taking forever << wai wat!? takes ~3 minutes on my (ancient, circa '07) box
asciilifeform isn't especially good at it either, and can't even remember how he was provoked into doing it
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: broadcast it!
asciilifeform: anyone who can't build that one, has problems, given as it is almost virginal
asciilifeform: ehe
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu?
asciilifeform: anybody else here built the test turd?
asciilifeform: utility connections count as 'credit' in usa
asciilifeform: over here, they give'em to folks who've gone bankrupt and lowered into pederasty on account of it
asciilifeform: safest places i;'ve ever been in are convinced hteir problem is "security" << gedankenexperiment. who is likely to see a free-range lion as an irritant? inhabitant of savannah, or of new york where one escaped from zoo?
asciilifeform: stun gun is that it gets used on me << in some u.s. cities, policemen are required to take a zap gun shot before they are licensed.
asciilifeform: amazing service.
asciilifeform: how they could limit the balance << obvious! they watch the addr, if it's over limit - they pump out the excess, using privkey
asciilifeform: love to fidget.
asciilifeform: car-with-reins.
asciilifeform really still doesn't grasp the preoccupation with 'physical bitcoins'
asciilifeform: re: 'BIP': http://pbfcomics.com/194
asciilifeform: well, there are various folks living with 'pet' tigers, lions. famous joker with 7 tigers, was it, in brazil? i sorta assumed mircea_popescu's pets were similarly tame.
asciilifeform sings
asciilifeform: fredericus rex!
asciilifeform: lol!!!
asciilifeform: hm
asciilifeform: lemme guess, they neglect target practice, maintenance, etc ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: women suck at killing men << elaborate. doesn't the invention of light small arms sorta even the odds ?
asciilifeform: and substance.
asciilifeform: but hey, with style.
asciilifeform would rather be the sandworm from 'dune' - does that count...?
asciilifeform runs local fonts
asciilifeform: font lol no
asciilifeform reading logs, misread 'public key' as 'pubic key'
asciilifeform: sorta misleading, considering that the turdball presently under consideration isn't maggot-free
asciilifeform: satoshi '09 ?
asciilifeform looks at 0.1
asciilifeform: let's change that string to 'bitcoin maggots'