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mircea_popescu: you;'ll have to excuse me, i'm indulging a bottle of cognac and my inclination to be wtf'd.

asciilifeform: i know a fellow, not far from where i live, with a secret chicken coup

asciilifeform: my new pad, as of next month, has a yard. so i shall find out.

mircea_popescu: the difference of course being i can slaughter one and post it on my blog, daring the "pet police" to do anything,

jborkl: ok I did my good deed for the year - time to relax

BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I dunno about in your location, but here a license is nominally required. Much as for fishing.

paulo_: I can confirm jborkl. using an IRC nick different from WOT nick confuses assbot

asciilifeform: i've often wondered if the local busybodies would go apeshit if one were to set up a snare.

jborkl: my WOT nick is jborkl_ and the nick I use is jborkl - you have to change to jborkl_ with gribble auth with assbot then /nick jborkl

mircea_popescu: so a bunch of romanians found an ancient article in which i sliced a rabbit and are having aneurisms all over my comment section. kinda funnay to watch.

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i've one quite like this, here.

mircea_popescu: god i love that shape

BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Well I was more imagining what it would take for a Rasberry Pi to truly be a TI-89 surrogate than imagining a project for myself in the near future.

chairman_meow: I can't seems to find out why the rules changed

chairman_meow: hmmm I'm looking at the logs

chairman_meow: so... I guess I don't really need access to this channel

chairman_meow: I haven't invested much. it's a small amount. I'm looking for more returns on bitcoin price swings

mircea_popescu: because if he comes back with something like 10% i'll challenge him to prove it, after which rate him.

chairman_meow: I don't really do much

chairman_meow: mircea_popescu: well I invest in just-dice

BingoBoingo: Well I wouldn't be averse to offering trust for a small trade if I knew what the person's shtick is

chairman_meow: ok, you can just let me be unvoiced now. I guess I'll eventually get that trade

mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/740/may-i-suggest-9b-difficulty/#c2784 teh ppl doth protest

mircea_popescu: i spent some money trying to educate a bunch of idiots.

mircea_popescu: because what use would she be if i;m here ?

mircea_popescu: because i don't associate with idiots.

Anduck: mircea_popescu: i've been wondering why do you not use bitcointalk forums?

Naphex: i can verify

chairman_meow: I need to trade with one of these guys?

chairman_meow: so.. I need a trust connection to assbot?

pankkake: I have compiled sudo with the "offensive" USE flag. when my password is wrong, I get random insults

chairman_meow: assbot isnt working properly. I already ident'ed with gribble. I PM'ed !up to assbot, but it's failing

mircea_popescu: but no, let's discuss nonsense instead of how fuckwit danny failed to enter the wot, then failed to heed when mp said get in the wot or i'll fuck you up, then got fucked up.

Apocalyptic: I see

fluffypony: kakobrekla: no, only if it's local, I'm assuming this isn't someone asking to go on an overseas holid^z^z^z^z family emergency

fluffypony: "Yes I am Mirceau Popescu soon to be extradited to the USSA"

BingoBoingo: bounce: Sure but I dunno what a MIPs cooks as. A Vax though is a noble animal that has the potential for a delicious meat pie. Also just the sound of Vaxberry Pie works.

fluffypony: Apocalyptic: I always ask if I can go along to provide support :)

Apocalyptic: "I have a family funeral to attend." #1 BS excuse

mircea_popescu: bounce tbh biometrics was a thing of the 70s i thought. pretty much all sf of that decade had it, and by 90s it was in every action movie out there.

mircea_popescu: enough i say.

fluffypony: mircea_popescu: agreed. is this about the time I self-identify as a bitcoin-assets cultist?

mircea_popescu: <fluffypony> unless you believe user education is going to work and everyone is suddenly going to start using secure one-time passwords :-P << i just belive everyone who isn't is going to be relegated to the salt mines. why should every human qualify as a "user" ?

mircea_popescu: "I assure you our system is not fundamentally flawed, there are bugs and we try to find them before the customer."

fluffypony: bounce: also most of the iOS bypass bugs I've played with have exposed photos, or the dialler, or something...not a complete unmitigated unlock

nubbins`: joecool_ sorry, i generally don't buy

fluffypony: bounce: I fully agree, but again, we're not talking about sophisticated attacks here

fluffypony: Naphex: yeah but that's a different attack surface entirely, I'm just talking about taking the general security level of the general populace up a notch

fluffypony: I don't think there's been a successful attack on TouchID / Samsung's fingerprint login that lifted a fingerprint from the device and used it to unlock it?

fluffypony: and unless you know I'm Bob the Billionaire with Billionz in his Bank...why target me?

pankkake: maybe for unlocking the phone if it has been unlocked less than an hour ago, but I would never put more trust in it

fluffypony: pankkake I think it has its place

bounce: I'd say no, but I'm no accountant.

jborkl: artifexd ty - I am using a js cache on the server

BingoBoingo: bounce: I have some basic (google free) analytics stuff.

BingoBoingo: Cool, I don't suck much either http://www.webpagetest.org/result/140415_DA_YCD/

mike_c: so i dump a 5mb buffer on the stack?

asciilifeform: i sorta have a blog about this.

Naphex: i don't have anything against C

asciilifeform: (from, if i recall, 40)

fluffypony: no clue if it progressed much from there, I went on to other things

fluffypony: well that was one of the projects I was on

bounce: not a bad move otherwise. though I'd still be mighty tempted to just quietly start and refactor parts until I have a fully working system, even if it takes a few years

fluffypony: bounce: from about 2003-2007 I was heavily involved with two of the local banks

Naphex: http://www.alienconcept.ro/en/prod/cat/urban+transportation?var=2 some stuff i did

Naphex: i did lots of this stuff before, so most come in natural

davout: Apocalyptic fluffypony i wouldn't care about that, i'd care about having a fault tolerant memory db, that slowly gets synced to an actual rdbms

bounce: so java in-memory or something like I dunno memcached?

fluffypony: davout: I'd probably go Galera Cluster for the DB + something monolithic for the trading engine...python? nfi. I haven't thought this through.

fluffypony: davout: I'm not

Apocalyptic: davout, i don't need to benchmark something I know will require 1 ASM MUL EAX,EBX instruction for exemple compared to a Java arbitrary-precision library

Naphex: Apocalyptic: too bad i can scale this too still low cost and get whole bitcoin exchange trafic

Naphex: and i never get too feel much performance increase yet

Naphex: too bad i run this on 32 core

Naphex: i just don't need it, and would probably run faster going native

Naphex: i dunno

mircea_popescu: if i were designing this it'd all be satoshi based, and your 19.99 dollars'd read as 1999000000

Naphex: i have multi-currency support handled in the engine

kakobrekla: ;;rate usagi 1 Had a 1140 btc contract with usagi which entitled me to said amount on 2012-08-26. The final payment was done 2013-04-27, totaling 995 btc. The sum was 145 btc short but I agreed to let it slide because of distress on the market of the underlying 'securities' and rapid btc market price rise. The contract did not involve a clause re. wot, but since he is asking back btc, I will leave it here.

kakobrekla: sakes', I will leave this feedback here.

kakobrekla: ;;rate usagi 1 Had a 1140 btc contract with usagi which entitled me to said amount on 2012-08-26. The final payment was done 2013-04-27, totaling 995 btc. The sum was 145 btc short but I agreed to let it slide because of distress on the market of the underlying 'securities' and rapid btc market price rise. The contract did not involve a requirement of leaving the feedback, but since he is asking to give him back btc 'for old time

Naphex: this around the location where i live

Naphex: Apocalyptic: its not that, but a lot more went into picking java, and i definetly wouldn't have picked C:P

fluffypony: I'd love me some Zim Dollaz

Apocalyptic: i.e. it will probably spend a tremendous amount of time doing things you don't want it doing

Naphex: and i do C, C++ as well

fluffypony: pankkake: I personally dislike it too

Naphex: i like it

pankkake: fluffypony: yeah. even though, again, I really don't like Java as a developer

fluffypony: I'll take an exchange with Java on the back than PHP any day

pankkake: a selling point of java is its simplicity (I'm gentle, I hate that aspect but well)

Naphex: i expect more vulnerable code from C guys then Java guys tbh

wywialm: why did i get de-identified? why did i get kicked instead of muted?

Naphex: bounce: well for the trading engine i focused a lot on performance and security

benkay: i'm here thestringpuller

pankkake: first step is being on bitcoincharts I think

Naphex: mircea_popescu: how do I get btcx data into gribble?:D

wywialm: i agree about japan

joecool: nubbins`: you buying at all? i need a small amount of CAD