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mircea_popescu: i'm a javascript coder now!
mircea_popescu: win.
mircea_popescu: if (newhash.length > 0) location.hash = newhash;
mircea_popescu: fuck, i finally fixed it.
mircea_popescu: dude this javascript thing...
mircea_popescu: For checking if a string is empty, null or undefined I use: return (!str || 0 === str.length); For checking if a string is blank, null or undefined I use: return (!str || /^\s*$/.test(str)); For checking if a string is blank or contains only white-space: return (this.length === 0 || !this.trim());
mircea_popescu: shut up and eat your beans.
mircea_popescu: two week old!!1
mircea_popescu: and not even a female child at that. katrina did way better than you.
mircea_popescu: ascii_field the only reason you're not walking through walls is also, that you're pushing with the strength of a child.
mircea_popescu: "gold standard for everything else"
mircea_popescu: bitcoin is the gold standard for everything else. that's actually what the word bitcoin means.
mircea_popescu: o, they be pushing.
mircea_popescu: you don't want the hard sort of thing you're thinking about. you just want an impredictable sort of tandem.
mircea_popescu: ascii_field fuzzily, is the point.
mircea_popescu: clearly the largest use of tandem computing in the history of humanity, by any measure, by a very fat margin.
mircea_popescu: orly ? so how do the bitcoin nodes tandem ?
mircea_popescu: intent being the general mark of impending failure.
mircea_popescu: ascii_field success comes from a very patent absence of intent.
mircea_popescu: it's so stupid it can not be expressed in other words. "x86 sparc"
mircea_popescu: right.
mircea_popescu: anyway, you KNOW most elbrus will be running excel in govt offices. so yes.
mircea_popescu: (this is not as lulzy as it sounds. there MUST be a fractal pattern somewhere that also makes a machine)
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-05-2015#1128074 << transistor spec that fits in head, hopefully ? ☝︎
mircea_popescu: that's why trade centers get fat.
mircea_popescu: independence is built EXACTLY out of having access to all the flavours of idiocy
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-05-2015#1128070 << this is much more valuable than it looks. run them in tandem. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-05-2015#1128065 << then again that's how the russians sold cars, too. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: i don't get why they'd make a x86 sparc.
mircea_popescu: myea
mircea_popescu: ahaha wtf
mircea_popescu: maybe just for the demo units
mircea_popescu: even testing for one might burn undiscovered ones.
mircea_popescu: you use a 0day now, you burn it.
mircea_popescu: give it a coupla years, they won't even be able to fix anything anymore because of deployment
mircea_popescu: ascii_field they're prolly looking atm.
mircea_popescu: but i suspect too early yet
mircea_popescu: there is some residual interest in exploring this thing, because it will definitely become the standard in ru bureaucracy, and knowing its holes will allow us to complete our collection of michelle obama cockinmouth.jpg with all the random hos putin manhandles.
mircea_popescu: so basically they can only sell to rug.
mircea_popescu: lolk.
mircea_popescu: ahaha wut ? why ?
mircea_popescu: ascii_field i can bitch at someone there to buy it, i imagine. prolly so can you
mircea_popescu: well wtf is a server supposed to cost, 20k ?
mircea_popescu: !up ascii_field
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-05-2015#1128018 << says the guy who bought & brought an entire fucking case of pogos, lol. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: you know i *am* willing to buy one, host it in the ukr lands closeby, and so on.
mircea_popescu: ascii_field wait, so you're not gonna write an inquiry to the elbrus folks ?
mircea_popescu: i thought you meant the site. gotta love those girls, great sports.
mircea_popescu: ahaha lol.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-05-2015#1128006 << that gyfcat thing is old, one of the sluts was using it to greatly impress. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: i was thinking hm, williamdunne ran an exchange ?
mircea_popescu: well use quotes lol.
mircea_popescu: oh.
mircea_popescu: im not going to even go into the whole pki nonsense, too lazy atm.
mircea_popescu: yes, they used to be more expensive, and have been alligning to the mpex price over the years. nevertheless...
mircea_popescu: how much do you think nyse costs ?
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-05-2015#1127967 << what are you, nuts ? no exchange with a lower fee EVER, in the entire history of finance, gained mainstream acceptance. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: and why is bitcoinquestions ?
mircea_popescu: the derp was @reddit not at teh comments themselves.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-05-2015#1127949 << i feel the comments are the only good stuff on that reddit piece, which is amusing seeing how they both got 0 votes. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-05-2015#1127940 << as in, customer can opt to have no communication with exchange outside of pgp ? ☝︎
mircea_popescu: how much has changed, how the mighty have fallen, etc.
mircea_popescu: imagine, the us daring to hit a cn embassy today :D
mircea_popescu: ah, where are the rambunctious years of the serbian "pace" mission.
mircea_popescu: ascii_field i'm only very marginally interested in this sort of wankery tbh.
mircea_popescu: bwahahaha o god have mercy.
mircea_popescu: "In addition, the Serbs had also intercepted and deciphered some NATO communications" AAAAhahahahaha
mircea_popescu: those things are as big as the damned f117
mircea_popescu: with a goa lol.
mircea_popescu: hey check it out, 1999 F-117A shootdown. is a thing.
mircea_popescu: i didn't know they had rockets fast enough even. wtf is this.
mircea_popescu: jurov serbians shot down a stealth plane ?
mircea_popescu: ascii_field https://jonasnick.github.io/blog/2015/05/09/fuzzing-bitcoin-consensus/ << you seen this ? fucking major.
mircea_popescu: jurov it never flies that low does it ?
mircea_popescu: "those guys are the top just because they're priviledged, we can be just as good as them, even better. because we want to, that's why!"
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-05-2015#1127936 more like, "we'll make our own theatre here in akron, ohio. what schubert in new haven ? what square mile ? broadway ? nah dude. ohio teatre." ☝︎
mircea_popescu: wifi raiding bomber ?
mircea_popescu: ascii_field wut, it connects to wireless ?
mircea_popescu: anyway, if there are any javascript experts in the room, you, trinque, whoever : currently it pisses me off because if you click on page it scrolls you to top. any idea how to fix it so it ignores clicks ? just, never scroll as a result of a click.
mircea_popescu: what am i, retarded ?
mircea_popescu: lol mkay. what did you expect, a bj ?
mircea_popescu: ugh. so what happens if you follow trinque's link ?
mircea_popescu: davout safari ? or what does it use for a browsder ?
mircea_popescu: do you run js at all ?
mircea_popescu: well, what error does the console pop ?
mircea_popescu: davout yup. requires js, but it's pretty solid. try itr.
mircea_popescu: mats yep, part oif why the entire "attestation" bs is so lulzy.
mircea_popescu: :D
mircea_popescu: trinque isn't it great that now you can :D
mircea_popescu: <jurov> there's this big hairy crystalspace dependency that apparently calls ssh from configure << ahaha wut!
mircea_popescu: you're not the only one.
mircea_popescu: lol and you found out a week later ?
mircea_popescu: cazalla lol why so hostile anyway
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/#comment-114111 << check it out, BingoBoingo s filipino dreamgirl. https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/428549020479279105/L7WQO3J2.jpeg
mircea_popescu: maybe they didn't like teh qntra.
mircea_popescu: derp.
mircea_popescu: Came to post this link, but you beat me to it. OP take the time to read this.
mircea_popescu: [–]bitcoinquestions001 0 points 7 hours ago
mircea_popescu: permalink
mircea_popescu: Read this: http://trilema.com/2014/lets-pretend/