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RagnarDanneskjol: coinbase has been playing that game for a long time - anytime market shifts >15% in either direction. fukin bozos
assbot: Pushing the soft tender flesh of a friend against the sharp rotating blades of the immutable machine. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/pushing-the-soft-tender-flesh-of-a-friend-against-the-sharp-rotating-blades-of-the-immutable-machine/
TheNewDeal: i'd think a slight reduction is the most one could ask
mircea_popescu: also why idiots stay away : they'd rather nurse a bevy of retarded ideas than actually do some work.
ThickAsThieves: if the owner of a business doesnt like you and finds you pointless, how can you expect to do business?
mircea_popescu: well okay, so in the future when you'll be you won't be able to have a bad idea anymore.
TheNewDeal: blend a stawberry?
ThickAsThieves: 500 having a hard time tho
gribble: How does one list on MPEx ? pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/how-does-one-list-on-mpex>; By definition the rightful owner of any coins is "he who can ... - MPEx: <http://mpex.co/faq.html>; Why List On MPEx? | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski: <http://contravex.com/2014/07/15/why-list-on-mpex/>
mircea_popescu: must suck to be the most powrful country in the world, can't even blend a strawberry.
mircea_popescu: <ThickAsThieves> btcusd is a big short party now << and yet it stilkl stays this side of 500.
ThickAsThieves: btcusd is a big short party now
ThickAsThieves: is it a good or bad thing that you can now threaten customer service "If you don't fix this, I'll start a Reddit riot."
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron gimme a moment to finish this monster and be right with you.
X-Rob: TheNewDeal: it's a range, yeah.
X-Rob: I used to be an amateur radio operator, a long time ago. VK2JGY. Often hanging aroud on 6 meters (50MHz) and 2 meters (144MHz)
X-Rob: Anyway, that code I pasted is AGPL3, but I'm thinking I may re-publish it as MIT or something, as it's hard for people to do GPG correctly without knowing a pile of behind the scenes stuff
mircea_popescu: but if you want to write a piece about how bad it is, why not make it plausible at least was the question.
mircea_popescu: from #eulora : "chetty> so all these people pounding on server for days and 1 crash (mod6 tried to beat up a rock and combat is not something we have done anythng with)."
gribble: You rated user x-rob on Sat Aug 16 18:49:40 2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: splendid work on that derpcoin. https://bitcointa.lk/threads/unattanium-broken-by-design.351020/ so much lol..
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla whay did assbot just record a fail ?
gribble: You rated user x-rob on Sat Aug 16 18:49:40 2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: splendid work on that derpcoin. https://bitcointa.lk/threads/unattanium-broken-by-design.351020/ so much lol..
mthreat guesses this is for a blog post
mircea_popescu: anyone care to suggest a typically black female name ?
BingoBoingo: This is an amazing thing about -assets, you raise awareness to a problem with one of the pet jokes, and things get done
mircea_popescu: that "some reason" being rms being a fucktard.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform re gpg clunk (not to be confused with pgp issues) : "MolokoDeck : for some reason gpg returns the useful info about the status of a signature verify via the error channel."
ben_vulpes: a veritable cornucopia of mysterious russian brain chemical!
ben_vulpes: Imagine reading about a Russian element on Wikipedia, and at the end there’s this paragraph saying “By the way, this element inverts gravity and has to be tied to the ground to prevent it from falling upwards”. An anxiolytic stimulant is really really cool. But somehow generations of American psychopharmacologists must have read about bromantane and thought “No, I don’t think I’ll pay any more attention to that.” <<
punkman: "After a few years of slaughter and starvation "Greatest happiness of the greatest number" is a good slogan, but at this moment “Better an end with horror than a horror without end” is a winner."
punkman: "Whereas Socialism, and even capitalism in a more grudging way, have said to people "I offer you a good time," Hitler has said to them “I offer you struggle, danger and death,” and flings itself at his feet. Perhaps later on they will get sick of it and change their minds, as at the end of the last war."
RagnarDanneskjol: yea, I thought I posted that and a bunch of related content earlier today when they were discussing, then come to realize I had no voice, was talking to myself. Carried on chatting with myself for about 45 mins until I realized noone could hear me
assbot: John Ratcliff's Code Suppository: How to Play a Bitcoin BrainWallet Scavenger Game
ben_vulpes: lol oh a whole year ago
RagnarDanneskjol: that guy's a character
RagnarDanneskjol: yes, i've been following that one for a while, seems to be the most useful implementation
ben_vulpes: RagnarDanneskjol: "My machine parses this entire data set in roughly 95 seconds." i took a crack at a big-boy-pants parser one time, made all the wrong decisions, hated life. good to see some progress made on the front.
kdomanski: punkman: ever seen the speakers on a computer give a creaking noise when you move the mouse? that's my weird PC problem
punkman: hmm one of my monitors seems to have acquired a blue tint overnight
mircea_popescu: a cool.
mod6: ;;later tell moiety I have some changes to the wiki you might be able to help me with. Ping me when you get a chance. Thanks!
mircea_popescu: dignork honestly i think i'd rather use a pool. get some of that reaganomics trickle down effect going.
dignork: BingoBoingo was askin about stratum: i have a simple setup with local altcoind and https://github.com/pocesar/node-stratum
mircea_popescu: a btw. dignork where are you hashing ?
mircea_popescu: i was thinking of gving you a pool to point at and forgetting about it.
X-Rob: mircea_popescu: sign up with a lease rig account
punkman: there's been a few
ben_vulpes: could be a neat implementation for your next cryptogram, mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: basically we get a btc faucet built in.
mircea_popescu: MolokoDeck actually i like the model whereby the actual string to certify is hashed as a privkey then made into a bitcoin address then have a little something sent there
MolokoDeck: was considering something that popped an invalid address then dismissed it before doing the actual spend. sort of a address=hashdata, oops, address=actualwalletaddress
mircea_popescu: MolokoDeck if the worst comes to worst, hash it into a bitcoin address and send there.
MolokoDeck: i'm not sure a wallet API is adequate to sculpt transaction scripts to insert data. they're usually constrained to sending payments. bitcoind RPC calls would be needed for anything exotic.
asciilifeform: someone, somewhere, may well possess the secret of how to build a thermonuke using the materials of ordinary electronics.
asciilifeform: if either side had tested a working pure fusion device, in the customary 'drilled well' method, the public would not necessarily have learned of the fact.
asciilifeform: i wouldn't imagine the 'sworn monks' can keep the lid on indefinitely - only thus far. as we've seen, they succeed in keeping the lid on 'suite a' & co. is the argument, then, that the pressure under the lid cannot be too high then ?
asciilifeform: say, a factoring algo that runs in polynomial time but with a stupidly large constant factor.
asciilifeform: this is almost convincing re: the impossibility argument. but suppose the goods isn't a generic rsa pill, but something more akin to nuke. that is, oppenheimer & friends didn't run off to an island and form own kingdom, because their 'jewel' required astonishing resources to put into action (industrial empire) and not very useful on their own, on paper
mircea_popescu: now, in usual high fiction this is resolved as a bizarre order of sworn monks and so on
asciilifeform: more traditional question - who, if anyone, can pilfer a working nuke?
mircea_popescu: but if they are not in power absolutely, what keeps central government from investigating this vault as a possible alien landing site ?
mircea_popescu: what keeps central government from investigating this vault as a possible alien landing site ?
mircea_popescu: well counterfactuals are problematic, but let's see if you can get painted into a corner.
asciilifeform: let's give them some context, then. picture scenario where the $maxint in u.s. cryptologic work actually resulted in something useful. but, so useful that, like a thermonuke, it isn't fit to trot out on just any everyday occasion.
mircea_popescu: which makes jurov's fap observation quite on point : you're not describing a real, live human female here, you're describing a mythological beast abstracted out of miles of pr0nz reel.
mircea_popescu: your hypotethical is a brain in a jar separated from a pile of muscle in a barrel.
asciilifeform: but how does this apply? my hypothetical is a historically-humdrum 'skunk works' scenario
mircea_popescu: if you take "meaning" as a rough equivalent for entalpy, your thing is too meaningful to exist.
asciilifeform: this is known as a 'garden of eden state'
mircea_popescu: this is not actually a possible outcome.
mircea_popescu: well let's see. suppose you have a wol game table.
mircea_popescu: it's not plausible. it is entertaining, but it lacks a fundamental point for plausibility :
asciilifeform: this is, admittedly, merely a plausible - if fantastic - hypothesis. but one admitted by the known facts. -- like the nonphysical solution to a quadratic.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform a brain devoid of spinal chord can not work.
mircea_popescu: imagine if you went to hibernate like a bear, and when you came through all your shit was broken and unresponsive.
mircea_popescu: the sadest fate in the world would be for such a set to exist, ina bunker somewhere.
asciilifeform: jurov: perhaps i implied that a literal 'lizard king' lives. this is not a necessary hypothesis for a cryptologically-strong usa
mircea_popescu: lives on a different plane.
jurov: is there a historical example of such a mastermind?
asciilifeform: mysticism: 'the gods shall strike us down' pragmatic armchair generalship: 'that fellow might have a pen gun up his arse'
mircea_popescu: it somewhat shares the fate of "frustration" in the hands of popidiocy. but outside of what the reddit horde thinks, frustration is a major psychological process, the fundament of all volitive activity.
asciilifeform: nothing mystical about thinking like a proper armchair general and pondering the strength of the hidden column of enemy
mircea_popescu: i foresee that when you;ll be old you'll write a great kids book.
asciilifeform searches for a better term, involving puppets and strings
mircea_popescu: that's a contradiction in terms don't you know.
mircea_popescu: you'll find much less pituitary cells in a random biopsy than muscle tissue
mircea_popescu: it's purely statistical, like say a biopsy.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: not necessarily. the inventor, of, say, 'joseki' is probably long dead - but a small army of monkeys (engineers, sw/hw production staff, auditors, etc) have access to 'the goods' - and they aren't leaking either.
diana_coman: mircea_popescu how do I get my crafting prize and is there a time limit for that (to know how much time I have to figure out the basics of altcoin)?
asciilifeform: but in all seriousness, a leak history that favours tedious operational garbage and entirely omits the good stuff suggests 'hangout'
asciilifeform wants to know wtf is in 'suite A' (http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1323), how AES drips key bits, etc.
mircea_popescu: what a gem.
mircea_popescu: right now, this is faster than blockchain propagation. Basically, it will be amazingly difficulty for the coin to agree on a valid chain, because there will be any number of chains that are almost the same length.
mircea_popescu: For those that are unaware, Unattanium is a newish limited-number-of-coins SHA coin. They've recently had to fork the chain, because the difficulty calculations were broken, and it went far too high. Sadly, they've now broken it in the other direction, and the dev seems intent on ignoring this, and abusing or hand-waving the problems away. It's now running at an 8 second block time. For everyone who is NOT facepalming
asciilifeform: ^ re: the conundrum of why a private has 'the keys'
asciilifeform: they gave him the keys << the anglos have a historic problem, in that they never invented политрукs
mircea_popescu: you're trying to sell this conceptual model where in alt-nazi germany one can be hung for being a jew ONLY IF working as a clerk.
asciilifeform: enlist a tranny << slightly different dynamic there. any street scum can enlist as a private
mircea_popescu: orly. how did they manage to enlist a tranny then ?