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fluffypony: asciilifeform: I think they thought they could bend objective-C to become that
artifexd: Rephrase: asciilifeform, I accept your statement as an acceptable representation of reality.
artifexd: I'll buy that.
benkay: i'm laugh-crying
Apocalyptic: <popeofdope> i like this
asciilifeform: i did get a number of people playing with fpga (the closest thing to 'freedom' in this context, that i know of) who perhaps wouldn't have otherwise.
jurov: i'm only saying, show them the light while they want to experiment
jurov: you keep stuffing into my mouth what i'm not saying
jurov: now they use windows and excel. that's where i come from
gribble: nubbins` was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 hour, 44 minutes, and 48 seconds ago: <nubbins`> "certainly, daniel! shall i use the bitstamp BTC/GHS rate?"
asciilifeform: diametric: this is sort of why i bring up my long-term research only when asked about it. and at other times, work with whatever materials are available in the jungle i inhabit, in a way that mostly makes sense to people.
jurov: i have quite a few friends that got into programming in their teens and have done impressive demos
mircea_popescu: i can see that angle.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla: anyway the fw that i made was first tested on smpake.com service and was made with btc in mind << "built from the ground up with security in mind"
asciilifeform: i've long ago given up on convincing any serious number of people of this point through rhetoric - it'll have to be by physical demonstration. but first i gotta live long enough.
asciilifeform: jurov: the way i understand it, you see 'architectural purity' as an optional frill, like the 'non-conflict zone minerals' folks, or enviro-whiners. i do not.
jurov: seems i'm arguing completely different point than ascii :(
mircea_popescu: nubbins`: "hey guise i'm the first hand-blown glass satanist dildo shop in the WORLD to accept bitcoin!" << when's the ipo!
mircea_popescu: nubbins`: they see it as "bitcoin isn't ready for apple" << they're right, too. i don't have a mpoe-pr large enough to swat all the fucktarded us consumers thinking they'r eentitled to shit because their govt paid me taxes or something
mircea_popescu: i see. thanks for that!
mircea_popescu: mike_c: pankkake: ipo USD/share: $0.33, 2po: $0.345, current: $0.227 << o wow srsly ? for some reason i had it in my head they started at a 25cents
asciilifeform: jurov: microshaft can do many things that i cannot.
asciilifeform: kickstarter works - when it works - for 'i want to make a bicycle drive shaft from hastalloy.' and other well-defined engineering problems.
mircea_popescu: i think he might have said nigger or something unsavoury like that at some point
diametric: though i tend to vet them
diametric: asciilifeform: surprisingly the last 6 kickstarters i've done have all delivered
mircea_popescu: i hope they make an up to date version
asciilifeform: re: kickstarter: lol. suggested experiment: open a kickstart, with the headline 'pay my living expense for 20 years. in the end, you might get a useful gizmo if i live that long.'
asciilifeform: i've had this discussion with more people than i can count. and the only ones who 'grokked' the basic idea, were the ones who woke up to the realization that much of what we consider to be the 'inevitable' brokenness of computing infrastructure (ubiquitous bugs, e.g. buffer overflows, irreducible complexity of os, compilers) is anything but.
jurov: i'm only withessing te failure of your approach so far
jurov: that's the attitude i'm taking about
asciilifeform: 'I remember someone saying that if it hadn't been for automatic switches in the telephone network, the entire population of planet earth would have had to be telephone operators to handle the load of telephone usage in 1993 or thereabout. I get the eerie feeling that because modern computer systems are so incredibly braindamaged in their design and in the tools used to program them, the entire population of pla
asciilifeform: i often ask people to read about edison's dc current idiocy, and contemplate what would have happened if he had 'won'
asciilifeform: ^ typical reaction of programmers when i try to explain all of this.
asciilifeform: it is possible - and has been done - to build cpu which executes high-level language more or less directly. but, given as i have an entire blog about this, i will omit the details here.
asciilifeform: it is important to understand what a proper repl consists of. i.e. a bash loop that repeatedly calls a compiler is not a genuine repl.
diametric: asciilifeform: I've been meaning to ask you on your opinion of Go
Naphex: but just for lulz, i once saw a embeddec computer for public transportation, written in php :)
mike_c: i will certainly give it a try.
asciilifeform: mike_c: it wouldn't be too far off the mark to say that i like common lisp because 'slime' is possible for it, rather than vice-versa.
mike_c: i have heard you say that (and filed it away for my future research)
Naphex: i don't doubt they exist
mike_c: i used to agree about the readability, but i have recently seen some elegant looking lisp programs. and i used to think python was unreadable. so who knows.
benkay: i wrote a function last night that runs a job, every now and again
mike_c: i'm starting to think it might be that cool. it's on my list to learn when i have a spare minute.. so who knows when.
mike_c: Naphex: mtgox would have managed to suck in any language. i just feel bad for good programmers who somehow have ended up using php. probably the same as asciilifeform feels for all of us that don't use lisp.
Naphex: mike_c: i doubt ZF had anything to do with mtgox vulns
mike_c: well, it was good enough for mtgox i guess.
kakobrekla: anyway the fw that i made was first tested on smpake.com service and was made with btc in mind
benkay: i want types
pankkake: I haven't tried haskell at all but it's definitively on my list of things to try out - perhaps the only one actually
pankkake: lol, I always have a bad feeling of "own frameworks"
kakobrekla: i hate frameworks so much i made my own.
benkay: jvm issues are unless i miss my read (which is possible and do correct me plz) along the lines of 'don't let people have access to your box and don't run java as a consumer'
benkay: which i guess some people don't think about?
benkay: <Mats_cd03> benkay: http://www.lispcast.com/clojure-web-security // i read that quite a while ago. a few kinda boil down to 'don't be retarded'.
pankkake: exploding macbooks, now that's something I'd like
fluffypony: yay WWDC time, I'm hoping for a Macbook Pro Retina that is the size of a Macbook Air and has 20 hour battery life
nubbins`: "certainly, daniel! shall i use the bitstamp BTC/GHS rate?"
fluffypony: also if I see another post that is by an American about how Africa is ready for Bitcoin I'm going to stab them in the face
kakobrekla: possibly, i uninstalled half of the server by mistake.
kakobrekla: i broke assbot?
nubbins`: "hey guise i'm the first hand-blown glass satanist dildo shop in the WORLD to accept bitcoin!"
fluffypony: but atm I'm not convinced either party particularly cares about all the ranting on /r/bitcoin
fluffypony: I'm sure that at some point in the future they'll let you fund your iTunes account with Bitcoin
nubbins`: "mom, can i download?" "ok" (mom enters password) HEY KIDS BUY SOME SMURF BERRIES (no password required because mom just authed)
fluffypony: can you imagine - someone will be like "someone broke into my phone with my pin code and stole my bitcoin, I'm going to sue apple"
fluffypony: nubbins`: yeah, I think they may also want to avoid the issue they've had with kids spending thousands on in-app purchases
nubbins`: "Today Apple makes an OS announcement --- I say we flood social media & news with questions about why they are anti-tech & anti Bitcoin"
assbot: I knew I couldn't build a cat - Everything2.com
asciilifeform: nubbins`: obligatory: http://everything2.com/title/I+knew+I+couldn%2527t+build+a+cat
asciilifeform: jurov: 'online' ups was costly last i priced it (for 1kW+. the tiny things are worthless in my setup) and rather inefficient (~60%)
asciilifeform: jurov: the 200ms figure was taken from actual measurement of an ancient ups i owned several years ago. i can easily believe 4ms with solid-state relays, in modern unit. still does nothing against small transients.
nubbins`: can i do that
Apocalyptic: oh I see
moiety: fluffypony: lol yup. i'm a bit scared. it's a lot bigger than i remember it.
moiety: very quiet but i have been back and forth this past couple days fluffypony got my keys yesterday so been taking cars of things through
pankkake: had to remember I ignore havelock trades
daybyter: I know... :-(
nubbins`: i know right
mircea_popescu: i thought its eliza
mike_c: i haven't tried again since new report, still catching up
mike_c: heh. I *tried* to verify the fund's balances :) http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-05-2014#691453 ☝︎
mircea_popescu: <nubbins`> imagine paying seventy thousand dollars to sit with a man for an hour << i can see that. what i can';t see is... bernanke ? srsly ?
jurov: i'm curious where did you get the 200ms figure from
pankkake: but I eventually got it back
pankkake: that happened to me with another fail-exchange, an european one I forgot the name of
fluffypony: So. I guess my goxcoins just became 800/202000 = 0.4% more worth. Thanks buddy."
fluffypony: I mean come on
pankkake: can I give him bills I printed myself?
artifexd: I rounded up to 0.07142858. Will PM you the physical address.
nubbins`: i'll probably do up the screens in the next day or so, and keep 'em around for a week or two
nubbins`: heh. well i'm not printing them today or anything
nubbins`: danielpbarron: no sweat, i'm doing the same for fluffypony
danielpbarron: <+nubbins`> jurov, fluffypony: could have optional "#bitcoin-assets / freenode" etc on the back. i'll skip it for mine :D << i'd like one too if it has #bitcoin-assets on it somewhere
nubbins`: http://i.imgur.com/LCtD4vJ.jpg
nubbins`: so i found a copy of the first canadian pressing of bob dylan's first album
nubbins`: this time last year, i was selling friedcat shirts for ~0.14 btc
fluffypony: I'll take 6 - 4 for me, 2 for the wife. how do I order?
nubbins`: i know, right?