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RagnarDanneskjol: hmm cool. kind of weird I'm the only one who's forked scalpl to date... thought it would be a lot moar popular by now
Vexual: what does it do?? the readme is a bit spergie
Vexual: you might wanna include it as a sometimes food
Adlai: it's a shitty one if all you do while not starving is waste oxygen
Vexual: what about a submarine? get on at the dock?
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> through which metaphore i am suggesting, of course, that coders are whores and money is a penis. << btc today, equity in thing of value mebbe tomorrow...
assbot: Fishing for Hackers: Analysis of a Linux Server Attack | Hacker News
assbot: Sysdig vs DTrace vs Strace: a technical discussion | Hacker News
mats_cd03: BingoBoingo: theres also sysdig, which is a relatively new thing.
mats_cd03: DTrace does a lot
mats_cd03: i don't know if it does, thats a good question
BingoBoingo: mats_cd03: So What is docker exactly is it like a FreeBSD Jail a decade late or... Closer to something like Zen?
mats_cd03: its rapidly being supported by a lot of varying devs
mats_cd03: docker is becoming a huge thing
cazalla: http://qntra.net/2014/10/moopay-goes-from-robusto-to-busto/ difficult to give a shit about these altcoin scams
gribble: Error: "isupthedrinkingrecord.com" is not a valid command.
decimation: lol wittgenstein designed a house in Vienna: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haus_Wittgenstein "I am not interested in erecting a building, but in [...] presenting to myself the foundations of all possible buildings." —Ludwig Wittgenstein[4]
asciilifeform: at least the boxes were moving for a purpose.
xanthyos: the futility of wiping your ass so perfectly when you're just going to take a shit tomorrow
asciilifeform: concept is so often met with, it deserves a name.
mircea_popescu: a dozen fucking times
mircea_popescu: guy in a cave with a spider, spider trying to do whatever shit and failing and trying again
mircea_popescu: you familiar with the scott story about their braveheart guy in a cave with a spider ?
mircea_popescu: like, say, "what is a number"
assbot: Logged on 19-07-2014 03:17:34; asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: if i didn't know any better, i'd imagine we went to uni together. we had 'the same' chick! she bedeviled our number theory prof with at least a hundred very boneheaded questions every lecture. he seethed, boiled, but couldn't throw her out. why? 'registered special needs.' (going for math degree!) she even got unlimited time on exams.
mircea_popescu: in some environments, intelligence is a curse. you get just smart enough to be unvanquishibly dumb.
mircea_popescu: i found teaching idiots (literally, 70ish iq) a lot easier and more palatable than teaching "normal" kids.
mircea_popescu: decimation this honestly is never a problem.
asciilifeform: at any rate, the anglos did what they do best, and now there's a kind of stuffed animal with 'germany' sticker we have now instead to enjoy.
decimation: well, here's a notion: what happened in germany circa 1790-1890 that caused such great minds to mature to fruition?
decimation: he was a contemporary of frege
mircea_popescu: no wait, puma swede was a swede.
mircea_popescu: i thought he was a swede.
decimation: yeah we haven't had a better kant come along yet
BingoBoingo: But I dunno why anyone would go for a recent frame
BingoBoingo: Tis a heavy motherfucker
decimation: I heard from a fellow who was in charge of trying to duplicate german paint technology post-wwii. they were amazed to find german railcars painted 10 years earlier that looked new
asciilifeform: actually quite a few remained there until '90s
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Quite a few. Mostly in Missouri Arkansas and Texas
assbot: Logged on 02-08-2014 05:53:18; decimation: there is actually a small Germantown in America: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_German
asciilifeform: there are supposedly towns in usa speaking a kind of fossilized 18th c. german.
BingoBoingo: decimation: My present locale only had a german newspaper until 1917
mircea_popescu: he definitely has a point.
decimation: vonnegut was pissed that his father failed to bring him up in German culture, and dropped him in "one language English only" americanism << "But no, absolutely not – it was almost perverse, I think, that my father would cut me off from the past in such a way. And I think Germans are the most American of all people; [Dwight D.] Eisenhower was as American as a McDonald’s hamburger." http://www.hanknuwer.com/vonnegut.html
decimation: heh yeah I half expected the book to end with the man dying at the end of the sights of a Terran space-marine
decimation: yeah, if you are going to be a wasp with support, secure comms are pretty important
BingoBoingo: decimation: No, the one with a phone built in, Cylinder #22's third most important companion
decimation: BingoBoingo: as in a propane bottle?
asciilifeform: i'd love a container-2.
BingoBoingo: Where do I get a cylinder #5?
mircea_popescu: my point is, you expect me to show up in court because a horse ?!
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: in most u.s. states, any case involving a policeman requires that he appear in person.
mircea_popescu: urtis Gibbs of Allentown got a break this month when he went to court for allegedly slapping state Trooper Joe Bushta's horse during Musikfest."
decimation: if you are trying to stir up a heap of trouble in a foreign land, occasional bombardment helps quite a bit
mircea_popescu: makes a shitload of a difference.
assbot: Logged on 11-09-2014 23:45:36; asciilifeform: t, shops, warehouses. The crowd has - a correct instinct. It would like to destroy the city - the citadel of power of the political and economic kind - the root cause of its travails. The crowd is stopped in its tracks by those who have plans for the city hall, for the presidential palace. We will not stop the crowd.' (Limonov, 'The Other Russia.') - translation mine.
assbot: Logged on 11-09-2014 23:45:36; asciilifeform: 'Take a look in History, flip through her pages. The first action in revolutions of recent history -- the erection of barricades. They'll smash the cobble stones of the street, dig them out, and block off the road with them. They'll stop cars, buses, fill the street with bricks. And also they'll attack, plunder, raze, and put to the torch the city hall, administrative buildings, presidential palace
asciilifeform: there are definitely elements of a 'forbidden city' wank fantasy also.
asciilifeform: (does one have a legal right to resurrection once shot by the goons?)
asciilifeform: there, interestingly, was a camera crew from some local rag
decimation: I would like to see a us attorney defend that to a judge
decimation: george will has a story about obama's visit to his house when he first came to town. apparently the secret service told the neighbors that they weren't allowed to walk on their own lawn
decimation: asciilifeform: re: ambulance << yep: http://autoweek.com/article/car-life/inside-presidents-armored-limo << "What's in the trunk? Extra weapons, a separate oxygen supply under the president's seat and emergency medical equipment, including bottles of the president's blood type in case the ambulance (one always travels in the motorcade) gets cut off."
asciilifeform: http://imgur.com/a/oZSiI
assbot: Bombs go up in smoke in a rural Utah county High Country News
mircea_popescu: decimation: pre-iphone there were a variety of hardware devices, post-iphone there are only iphone clones <<< this is because current crop of ruminants are idiots, believe in the myth of "the best"
BingoBoingo: <decimation> asciilifeform: I was speaking with a fellow who had to rube-goldberg engineer a crazy 'biologic' breakdown system for mustard gas, because the envirocultists refused to allow simple incineration of the stuff << Disolve in vegetable oil, emulsify with albumin, condiment that passes spec in Ohio
decimation: asciilifeform: I was speaking with a fellow who had to rube-goldberg engineer a crazy 'biologic' breakdown system for mustard gas, because the envirocultists refused to allow simple incineration of the stuff
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller: My girl still claims her ex had a 3 inch penis or something. << these exist.
mircea_popescu: it smelled like burned people at least twice a week.
mircea_popescu: on my way to school in jr high (i walked, bout a mile) i went on a road that went by the medical school's campus' crematorium
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: The one my father visited cautioned against too well built coffins. The wrong wood and wrong body can take up to a week.
asciilifeform: main danger, as i understand, is that their combustion will: create a visible plume of smoke. or, the ultimate catastrophe, 'auschwitzy' smell. ☟︎
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: 500 lb. body causes fire at Henrico crematory << one time i spent an evening reading cremator manuals (for no particular reason. happened to stroll by a modern crematory on evening walk in new street, was curious.) every manufacturer has special instructions for the peculiarly fat 'clients.' ☟︎
BingoBoingo: Uterine cancer. If the pregnancy goes ectopic and they become a uterine cancer... They ought to be punished early so as to not become a child
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Money's merely a Candida. In right forms it prevents gangrene. In wrong forms it is worse than any cancer.
mircea_popescu: it goes on a cock by cock basis, i tell you!
mircea_popescu: through which metaphore i am suggesting, of course, that coders are whores and money is a penis.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo take heart in the secure knowledge that never was there a shortage of sexual congress where there were healthy men and young sluts present. and while the young sluts were never in question, bitcoin generated plenty of healthy men.
BingoBoingo: I just file support tickets and frontline support derps about how they don't see a DOS
decimation: lol https://lkml.org/lkml/2014/4/2/415 << the systemd people tried to get Linus to accept a patch where the 'debug' kernel command argument would be silently removed from userspace, because it would trigger systemd spamming errors so badly that it wouldn't boot the system
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla: ll buy her a lappy if she does it << meat ?
BingoBoingo: NetBSD because he knows he can't beat Theo in a profanity war
BingoBoingo: decimation: At this rate Linus is going to become a NetBSd dev
PeterL: sorry about the spam, I'll get it working in a different channel
assbot: This is just a test, ignore this | BTC Scoop Blog
scoopbot: New blog post: http://blog.btcscoop.com/this-is-just-a-test-ignore-this/
decimation: pre-iphone there were a variety of hardware devices, post-iphone there are only iphone clones
decimation: redhat wants to make an osx clone for the desktop, and a virtual machine distribution for servers
kakobrekla: PeterL BingoBoingo has a sekrit plan?
assbot: Who To Blame When You Get Ebola: A CDC Guide For Healthcare Workers
PeterL: bingoboingo, I've almost got a replacement for penguiker ready
BingoBoingo: Missed it by a few years
ben_vulpes: so i'm not a a c professional by any stretch of the mind - where do the obj/*.o files come from?
thestringpuller: My girl still claims her ex had a 3 inch penis or something.
BingoBoingo: Namworld: Well pencildick exists as a slur for a reason. You have to assume dicks that thin actually exist.
Namworld: Bingo... I already saw the term docking... so when I saw that sound docking, let's say I got a picture of someone inserting his penis inside a speaker. And not an advanced form of docking ._.
BingoBoingo: Also... a lesson in fighting below your weight class http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11723353/lance-leipold-wisconsin-whitewater-warhawks-becomes-fastest-coach-100-wins-ncaa-history
BingoBoingo: Don't they have a signed tarball?
BingoBoingo: danielpbarron: Well the Slacks to Khakis transition happened for a reason...