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xmj: i have a problem that wants solving.

assbot: 2pac Ft. Bill Withers & B.I.G - Lovely Day Remix - YouTube

Vexual: i do excellent sandwiches

pankkake: nubbins`> i think that a car is too expensive, i would rather purchase a sandwich <= it's much worse, it's like "I can't purchase a lamborghini, so I will buy a tricycle"

KRS-1: alright slut..i'll be back on in about 10-12 hrs maybe I'll see you then..

KRS-1: ah well nice bumping into ya..its late i gotta get some rest.. i see you've been gone a while u gona be around?

KRS-1: uh well maybe I shouldnt ask..trading youtube links pisses kakobrekla off a bit.

Vexual: i was gonna ask you the same thing

Vexual: but if you're asking i'll say if it can't be done with erlang and perl it's not worth doing

Vexual: whoa, ba has sluts now? this is becoming more like a university, next thing you know, i'll have some resources and a consideration

decimation: quite so. I think the yearning to "see" the data being generated (like from the chumpatron) is the right idea

asciilifeform: i'll take the liberty of quoting the russian 'law re: lotteries.'

benkay: hee hee hee i got the rng flamewards going again

mircea_popescu: nubbins` omfg dude i laughed so hard at your stupid driven sandwich i actually puked a little.

mircea_popescu: <nubbins`> i think that a car is too expensive, i would rather purchase a sandwich <

danielpbarron: Rassah, you interested in selling your BTC for cash in the mail on a regular basis? I am very interested

benkay: <BingoBoingo> Eh, sometimes I have nightmares where truffles is still on BA and somehow IPO'd his hatred of reading. // interestingly, truffles is a female.

nubbins`: i think repairing my broken relationship with my son is too hard. i'll just have a daughter instead

Rassah: It's not even that. The two are just arbitrary measures. It's more like, I think driving at 105kmh is too fast. I'll just drive at 65mph instead

nubbins`: i think that a car is too expensive, i would rather purchase a sandwich

Rassah: benkay: I didn't say that is what is being suggested here. That is, in fact, what is being suggested in places all over outside of here. No one has suggested anything here, other than that the method I am involved wit is worse than...

Rassah: benkay: this is what one calls a "strawman" argument. // actually this is what is being suggested that people do to create secure paper wallets. I am suggesting that ours is comparable. At the least because people who use that method don't check the RNGs of the systems they use, and at the most because we don't actually use an RNG chip, and use our own source of randomness.

nubbins`: i guess i still am saying it

nubbins`: i was gonna say colored oil spheres colliding underwater

asciilifeform: http://i.imgur.com/PDdkcGR.gif << what's the reaction here?

BingoBoingo: Eh, sometimes I have nightmares where truffles is still on BA and somehow IPO'd his hatred of reading.

mircea_popescu: http://i.imgur.com/PDdkcGR.gif

cazalla: mircea_popescu, so i had this dream about you, in a lobby, it was eyes wide shut-esque except you wouldn't let me come upstairs where the women were but then you sent 2 down to me at the bar so i was content

cazalla: yo i heard you like #bitcoin-assets so we put mircea_popescu in your dreams so you can #bitcoin-assets while you sleep, no homo

mircea_popescu: copumpkin: I thought it was gonna be monday << so did i.

mircea_popescu: mike_c: i like the split and raised ones << i've never used one of the splitsd

mircea_popescu: impulse driven "halp i am a student i have no monyz"

mircea_popescu: "i downloaded this from here, and clicked on it,while my virus program was not activ.i just wanted to see"

mircea_popescu: "{to be honest timmy, having read your attempts to make a pump and dump coin, to also make a HYIP scam.. i feel sorry for anyone losing coin... but not so much with you."

mircea_popescu: i keep buying the funny papers and reading this chan. then i lol here and i am all disappointed in the funny papers.

mircea_popescu: maybe i should kidnap some of these kids and torture them in my basement, to fix the economy ?

copumpkin: I thought it was gonna be monday

mike_c: i only use those for bringing to datacenter

mike_c: interesting. i've never tried the split and flat ones

mike_c: i haven't seen it, which is why i don't own one.

mike_c: i like the split and raised ones

mike_c: i can't do non-ergonomic

mike_c: i tried the http://www.daskeyboard.com/model-s-ultimate/ that my coworker was using.

asciilifeform: copumpkin: yes, i do a fair bit of non-x86.

copumpkin: well, from what I've seen (i just started tinkering with hopper a couple of days ago, so I dunno), the basic hopper disassembler interface/functionality isn't all that different from IDA's

Mats_cd03: im not good with ida and i cant comment on substitutes, although i have spent a fair amount of time trying (radare, mostly)

mike_c: kakobrekla: i have heard that the das mechanical keyboards are the modern version of the m, and they have a silent version. i tried one for a few minutes once and liked it. but not ergonomic.

Mats_cd03: i cant say i like working with ida

asciilifeform: Mats_cd03: 'ida hexray' is the only one i've ever seen that was actually usable for anything practical.

Mats_cd03: i tried to teach dragon programming in c

Mats_cd03: as i understand it, vm-based packers are really hard to use properly

Mats_cd03: sorry... i meant to say it is deterministically broken. the subterfuge is non-deterministic

gribble: Cosmos was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 3 weeks, 3 days, 5 hours, 31 minutes, and 52 seconds ago: <Cosmos> I brought entertainment & then I faded down to a speck of nothing

Mats_cd03: i learned today you can sabotage EMET

Mats_cd03: borked english. i found out today someone i used to play starcraft with, patented ASLR

Mats_cd03: i found out today someone i used to play starcraft with patented ASLR

Mats_cd03: i think i can though, just gonna put it through an alcohol bath (i spilled water on it)

Mats_cd03: i can ddrescue the drive if i cant fix the machine

benkay: <asciilifeform> Rassah: I think << you are not the designer of this item ? // hee hee hee hee i'll just pop this corn

benkay: but i'm just a dog

mircea_popescu: FabianB hopefilly more than that, since it'll cost more than 6 bux i imagine

Rassah: I seriously hate this keyboard btw... It's a very old microsoft touch-type wireless ergonomic, and it misses the keys around the G and H constantly. But I'm too cheap of a bastard to get a better one. So, please ignore my typos, and don't let them reflect on my grammar skills (I took Latin, damnit!)

BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: No, I'm just cutting the pipe and selling it. A dick fits, what is this thing where a dick needs to do more than fit in something to fuck it. I'm just taking a shortcut.

Rassah: This ting is made for people who are not techy (most of not bitcoiners) who won't be bothered to create a Tails linux distro on a USB, generate addresses on them using Bitaddress or something, printing to a USB connected priner, and wiping the printer. I think this device, where you plug t into your printer and hit print, will make bitcoin a hell of a lot easier to secure for the masses. And it costs a fracton of what the other

BingoBoingo: If fucking is just about sticking your dick in a hole that accomodates it, I'm just going to get some pipe from the hardware store, saw it into dick length pieces, and sell them pocket pussies. What could go wrong???

Rassah: BingoBoingo: I know. Priv > pub > address. I as shortening

asciilifeform: Rassah: i have a perfectly adequate source of physical entropy. actually a small crate of them at this point.

Rassah: asciilifeform: I use "hash" interchangeably with "compute with one of the inputs for the formula being your source of entropy, and the output being your private key

Rassah: asciilifeform: I take it you're one of those who thinks the only way to create a paper wallet is to buy a used $100 laptop, use diceware with at least 20 words, use the laptop to hash that into your private key and address, write it down by hand on paper using a hard glass surface, and then burn the laptop?

asciilifeform: actually i must admit that i am looking forward to these machines being produced, shipping, selling widely. because apparently there is only one way to educate people - let them piss on electric fence in person.

mircea_popescu: you know, i had told you this won't work about an hour ago.

Rassah: Different guy who does the software commenting about the software side of it? I have no idea

mircea_popescu: kakobrekla lmao good one. but no, it was "thanks god i put some piss in there too, so it's not all shit"

Rassah: I am not tech, no. I wasn't aware that these things actually retained any bits when you yank them out

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i was hoping he'd figure it out, without you or i drawing the picture.

Rassah: I plug it into my printer, and make a paper walet. I put it away, and send money to the paper wallet. Then you......

Rassah: asciilifeform: So, if I use an entropy device to generate paper walets, you can bruteforce it by recording the temperature in my room???

BingoBoingo: Rassah: That too, but I just want to point out that even for signing cleartext, it isn't workable.

mircea_popescu: he could also say "i don't want my signature to be dependent on the code written last year by a bunch of dudebros"

asciilifeform: Rassah: your friend has cemented my conclusion. i can figure out which cells are responsible for the device's output, merely by knowing your room temperature over time. and then all we have to do is run brute force over the narrowed set. (a few bits)

Rassah: asciilifeform: From Nikita again: Most cells have too much skew to be useful. We suck entropy out of those whose skew is low. That's why there is ~21:1 cell-to-entropy ratio at room temperature on most devices. They had one device from Microchip IIRC, whose entropy was much lower, but the others were very close to the 20–21 ballpark. We analysed data from MRD SoC, which is in the bitcoincard, and got the same 21:1 ratio. Then I

Rassah: asciilifeform: We've dealt with skew stuff too. I don't remember what it was, but it was addressed (I think we have more than enough enropy to work with or something)

asciilifeform: Rassah: ergo: if i have a sufficiently precise graph of the temperature of your unit over time, i can infer something about the sram and which cells are responsible for the bulk of the input to rng.

BingoBoingo: Rassah: ... Otherwise I don't know what the difference in implementation is between PGP and BTC signing << Other big difference is PGP signing has a nice container for inline signatures attached to signed human readable text of arbitrary length

asciilifeform: Rassah: not very interesting, i'm afraid. let's see the actual grid values - unprocessed.

BingoBoingo: Rassah: Some thing where he went in time with knights or some shit. At first I confused him with Thomas Ian Nicholas. I think his popularity stems from this confusion.

Rassah: BingoBoingo: Name one movie (besides Mighty Ducks, where he had a sall cameo) that we was in? I've never even heard of him before bitcoin

asciilifeform: Rassah: we read the paper. (or at least, i did)

mike_c: what do i win

mircea_popescu: i suspect a trick.

asciilifeform: Rassah: i drew you a picture: http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=jjqY9eTW

Rassah: I asked. Can you tell me what whitening is? I'm not that techie :(

mircea_popescu: Rassah well then i guess they don't get to talk about it at all, to no-one's particular detriment.

Rassah: BingoBoingo: I think Prius calls it a transaxle too. But I don't see it as any sort of normal "transmission"

Rassah: mircea_popescu: Not realy. The reason I was hired is because they don't have time or patience for that

kakobrekla: o wait i take that back.

mircea_popescu: yah i think that's how they do all the hybrids.

BingoBoingo: Rassah: What I didn't know before is that Priuses have no transmissions, timing belts, or belts f any kind, and reqire practicaly no mainenance other than 10k mile oil changes and 100k brake pad and transaxle fluid changes. Everything else is electric... After $600+ expenses every 3 to 5 years on my Honda Civic, this is awesome. The 60mpg helps too << Transaxel is just a sideways transmission

Rassah: THERE'S someone I finally know!

Rassah: I understand. I'm glad you are asking these questions