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mircea_popescu: in other lulz : mysql use db; results in...
the process simply hanging. > 1 minue by now.
mircea_popescu: well apparently
trilema's going
to be offline for a while for reasons of unexpected explosion.
shinohai: This is why shinohai decided
that if were
to update wp-mo, it would use plain
txt files and completely burn mysql
to
the ground.
Framedragger: apparently mysql recommends storing large data/text blobs in separate
table
mircea_popescu is undeterred, created sql file, is importing it, which apparently
takes A WHILE
Framedragger: i did! i managed
to compliment him, direct him
to #trilema, and (hopefully) not appear as an idiot in one
tweet
mircea_popescu: Framedragger mught as well
tell him where
to show up an'
thassat.
phf: "i'm what's known as `twitter funny`. -- what does
that mean? -- not funny"
Framedragger: so on account of
that n-gate guy being reachable via
twitter only, and me not wanting
to miss any replies, i've actually had
to visit
twitter lately. my homepage now is
http://imgur.com/a/aTcpY and fuck
this shit
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: you're putting it in mysql aren't you, and making php generate a
table or sth?
Framedragger: i guess it could host /sadmods and /dupes as well - attempt redownload every few hours? (it will only update
the linked cached html in case new download is in fact successful)
Framedragger: will keep an eye on
this in case
the hasty cron job screws up at some point.
mircea_popescu: (which is very good and useful as it is, not
the problem
there. but gotta fix it here)
mircea_popescu: consider
the string : "hurr\n1-1-1-1\ndurr\n2-2-2-2\nfoo54-54-54-54".
the job is
to
turn it into "hurr\n1\ndurr\n2\nfoo\n54"
Framedragger: i sed'ed
the relative urls, as in "<a href="/">Submit GPG Key</a>",
to point
them
to phuctor, etc
mircea_popescu: now, how do i
tell awk
to
turn
the blather quoted above into
the intended result ? hm ? HM ?
mircea_popescu: i am
taking
the entire
table as found on stats page and putting it on
trilema.
Framedragger: yes in retrospect i did not expect for
there
to be so many pops lol.
Framedragger: 'MEng' is just diploma
title, you get master of engineering for software engineering,
too (because reasons)
a111: Logged on 2017-04-06 10:05 Framedragger just
took part in a ridoinculous interview for 'IT person'. interviewee was a nice but 100% stressed gurl who is due
to graduate with an MEng next year, and was barely able
to
tell
the difference between static and dynamic
typing. somethingsomething java. morning almost spoilt. "MEng"
a111: Logged on 2017-04-06 12:43 mircea_popescu: lel.
the cheapest is for
the site
to support it natively!
a111: Logged on 2017-04-06 12:33 mircea_popescu: except google can't index it because
the /stats/ dies on it i guess.
a111: Logged on 2017-04-06 12:32 Framedragger: heh. well
http://nosuchlabs.com/robots.txt does have "Disallow: /gpgkey/" but phuctor.nosuchlabs.com itself should still be indexed i
think?
mircea_popescu: thing is, it doesnt' crash, it always comes up but you gotta know
to retry.
Framedragger: hrm. :) what's
the cheapest way
to do it.. automate a long-timeout-and-also-retry downloader for /stats and
then just re-host
the cached downloaded copy? any use in
that?
mircea_popescu: except google can't index it because
the /stats/ dies on it i guess.
☟︎ a111: Logged on 2017-04-06 11:28 Framedragger: (i do believe
this is a simple instance of VAT being charged for overseas 'valuable imports', but
then
this never happened before when shipping via legal retailers etc.)
mircea_popescu: Framedragger maybe
they're serious, and intend
to redeliver on your mum!!11
mircea_popescu: even at a
time people couldn't be arsed
to ~physically inspect~ russkis anymore, just paid for
the cargo whole.
Framedragger: at least
the currency will inflate now so
that
they can export ugly girls cheaper
mircea_popescu: "queries should be sent
to
the address above, where you will helpfully be informed
they can not say anything else besides reading
this notice
to you."
Framedragger: admin fee for collecting
the customs fee and mediating between customer and her majesty's revenue and customs. very legit
mircea_popescu: whoa, so
they want VAT, AND a "royal mail intl handling fee"
that's 10 bux.
Framedragger: "this is not my kind of place" "what am i doing with my life" "also i can't answer
these questions"
Framedragger: she had a particular unpleasant unhappy look so yeah i
think i agree lol
mircea_popescu: i
teach some basic mechanical engineering
to ~all~ my girls. just because i can.
mircea_popescu: now
tell me she wouldn't be happier as a declared slave for a republican lord ; rather
than a doublespoken slave for nobody-in-particular in
the stupid empire.
a111: Logged on 2017-04-06 10:05 Framedragger just
took part in a ridoinculous interview for 'IT person'. interviewee was a nice but 100% stressed gurl who is due
to graduate with an MEng next year, and was barely able
to
tell
the difference between static and dynamic
typing. somethingsomething java. morning almost spoilt. "MEng"
mircea_popescu: holy shit
they got some kefir in
this country
that'll melt your heart.
Framedragger: (i do believe
this is a simple instance of VAT being charged for overseas 'valuable imports', but
then
this never happened before when shipping via legal retailers etc.)
☟︎ Framedragger: (again, i may have gotten more info by physically presenting myself at a particular delivery office, showing ID and so on, but i wasn't up for
that.)
a111: Logged on 2017-03-29 16:25 mircea_popescu: if you find it within yoruself
to post forms you were issued
that'd be grand.
Framedragger:
http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-29#1634033 <<
that's all i have:
http://imgur.com/a/SPFBI (stuff
that was stickied on
the parcel). i had unfortunately
thrown out
the 'postcard' from royal mail, but it was a single slip which literally only said "we can't post you
this because
this got held up. go online and put in a reference number".
the latter opened a "PAY NOW" form, and
that's it.
☝︎ Framedragger: sent query
to n-gate (in
the sense of reducing meaning
to a
tweet and pretending
that's communication)
Framedragger just
took part in a ridoinculous interview for 'IT person'. interviewee was a nice but 100% stressed gurl who is due
to graduate with an MEng next year, and was barely able
to
tell
the difference between static and dynamic
typing. somethingsomething java. morning almost spoilt. "MEng"
☟︎☟︎ Framedragger: that didn't work
till i read
that
the password is now phuctor. omg lmao