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kakobrekla: if you have phone camera or
a kepler on the other end
kakobrekla: well yeah if you can burn
a hole in the universe you can prolly flash to moon
BingoBoingo: The concept of the motorcycle also leaves me
a bit wary as it can be heisted by
a cheap angry compact pickup truck
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it's sad yo, back as
a wee kitten in romania i had
a lotta respect for the whole shebang.
BingoBoingo: cazalla should be awake between nao and
a few hours from nao
Namworld: I have
a feeling partner program is not your thing tho. Flat fee for advertising only. You're kind of
a no fluff deals guy.
mircea_popescu: so am i the only one displeased but unsurprised that not.
a.single."foss".implementation out there has yet come up with
a way for the user to bind
a sole keyboard to kernel bus ? and all others get rejected ?
BingoBoingo: mike_c: Well... Time & Life still gets the name of
a building while being dyingware.
chetty: jesus asciilifeform that even bothers me, and I am
a girl :P
assbot: . /DevinSenaUI I guess it is
a good time to remind everybody that in the event of genital injury /hashtag/TimeIsTestical?src=hash
http://t.co/lSnpLoBwuN thestringpuller: how apple managed to get everyone to use them as
a payment processor really kinda mind boggles me
nubbins`: <+danielpbarron> weird; i thought !up without auth was supposed to give
a notification <<< !up without trust gives notification in-chan
davout: the guy seems to have
a weird mix of sanity and insanity
danielpbarron: weird; i thought !up without auth was supposed to give
a notification
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Well, mircea_popescu says erect penis is
a scarce resource. US can't have
a penis gap.
nubbins`: "we are currently sold out of raspberry pi. you can buy one yourself from
a thousand different places, but uh... we're sold out"
TomServo: Did xanthyos just get
a broke penis swatting?
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: If you really can't call 9-11, maybe pirate some surgical urology textbooks on thepiratebay and practice of
a few hotdogs before self repairing?
kakobrekla: idk call wildlife control so they shoot you with
a tranquilizer then docs can fix you in the while
xanthyos: they won't even see me because i called the dr
a faggot
xanthyos: and trying to avoid getting physically locked up in
a jail or hospital
xanthyos: i can't even go shopping for
a new one because of the ocd in choosing
a new one i'm totally locked up
xanthyos: all i have is
a shitty 5 year old computer
nubbins`: what, you can't walk two hours with
a broken dick?
nubbins`: BingoBoingo cazalla let's see
a qntra story about blazedout's 28btc piece of wood
nubbins`: what the fuck good is being
a lord
xanthyos: my doctor just hung up on me bcv i said he's
a faggot
nubbins`: xanthyos if you'll examine closer, mp suggested you were doing dishes and i had
a lel at his suggestion
xanthyos: that's the cavalier attitude that is passive bullying that is thrown out in this channel
a lot
mike_c: I know, right? that is exactly how I felt when I was loading up
a DB with the blockchain.
nubbins`: mike_c no kidding, at this rate i'll be getting
a block every ten minutes before too long
nubbins`: <+mircea_popescu> xanthyos: stuck at the ktichen sink for
a 40 minute block << this is called "doing the dishes" <<< hahaha
xanthyos: i hope that's not seen as
a troll
xanthyos: i already have
a mood disorder, scoliosis, and bad eyesight
BingoBoingo: If you ignore the problem you might not hace
a dick
xanthyos: but then it'll be out there forever to be used against me as
a joke later
xanthyos: i'd show
a pic to prove no troll
xanthyos: i only have
a bike and it's 30 degrees out
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: You need conveyance to
a place that can swiftly deliver you to
a surgeon.
xanthyos: not
a troll, promise i'm just exposing my very fragile and sensitive self
xanthyos: just bitched at the receptionist for trying to timeslot me when i said i hav ean anxiety disorder, no car, and
a broken penis
TomServo: idk,
a beating for
a working cock might be worth it.
xanthyos: i can't be seen or touched by
a doctor
xanthyos: dude i have
a physical and metal problem
Vexual: peek poke at
a smart toilet
punkman: "Everything in our lives is connected to the internet, so why not our toilets? Take
a tour of Smart Pipe, the hot new tech startup that turns your waste into valuable information and fun social connectivity."
assbot: Research Blog:
A picture is worth
a thousand (coherent) words: building
a natural description of images ... (
http://bit.ly/1AgSdS1 )
BingoBoingo: Well I guess it is time for anyone who doesn't already have
a cloak to prolly get one.
BingoBoingo: * assets_idle_bot (~fivezerot@unaffiliated/fivezerotwo) has joined #bitcoin-assets << You know... there's
a log...
☟︎ mircea_popescu: well obviously race as
a legal concept is going to diverge from sanity.
BingoBoingo: dartv: Well, that's why there's
a new Bitcoin foundation
dartv: blockstream will add
a few operations that allow locking or unlocking of Bitcoins, called transferring to
a sidechain (or transferring back)
BingoBoingo: Well, if you try to build
a whole chain of Simplified Payment Verification... Probably going to get Sybil attacked to hell
BingoBoingo: Dunno how an SPV blockchain works, seems like almost
a contradiction...
dartv: BingoBoingo: there's
a difference between SPV wallets and SPV blockchains
BingoBoingo: Eh, SPV wallets have
a nich if they are simple, but probably
a poor solution for building anything complex
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes: lady v and got stoned and can't remember if we fed the dog << it'd be funnier if you had
a cat.
mircea_popescu: xanthyos: stuck at the ktichen sink for
a 40 minute block << this is called "doing the dishes"
cazalla: <xanthyos> and have to repeat
a perfect sequence to get out of it <<< is this like, numbers like 2 4 6 8 10 are ok, 5 gets
a pass because it can be mulitply to 10 but 1 3 7 9 are annoying?
xanthyos: not the first, more of
a symptom of the whole
cazalla: xanthyos, maybe you just need to get laid, i dunno, i mean 10 years is
a long time
xanthyos: like painting the brain into
a corner
xanthyos: and have to repeat
a perfect sequence to get out of it