asciilifeform: i personally swing in the direction where everything on the screen has to be recognizably woman

asciilifeform: and picture if you were served a hot, steaming tyre instead of, e.g., pie

asciilifeform: sorta like, i have nothing against auto tyres, and in fact own five, but i don't want one for dinner

asciilifeform: *surprise

asciilifeform: the original observation was about the 'susprises' in the pr0n links, rather than penii per se

asciilifeform: it doesn't unscrew, no

asciilifeform: or did i misunderstand this question

asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-06-2015#1167372 << with water. ☝︎

asciilifeform actually surprised

asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-06-2015#1167023 << i've stopped clicking since these apparently began including cock ☝︎

asciilifeform: no and i don't intend to..

asciilifeform: anti-grenade netting

asciilifeform: decimation: netting existed in ww2

asciilifeform: mats: afaik it's 100% post-occupation thing

asciilifeform: (or scream 'banzai!')

asciilifeform: mines can't run.

asciilifeform: banzai!!

asciilifeform: (for those unfamiliar, approximately 'tommygun')

asciilifeform: btw ru sop was to stick 'ppsh' through the hole

asciilifeform: didntijustsaythis

asciilifeform: http://www.lonesentry.com/articles/jp_tankhunters << my favourite historic anti-tank weapon

asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeb3ZLb-wJ4 << obligatory. transl. of ultra-famous ru song on subject.

asciilifeform: could have had 'psychological' reason for the ports, such as preventing crew from leaving machine prematurely

asciilifeform: (if the coaxial guns jam, presumably)

asciilifeform: but for keeping infantry off your back

asciilifeform: they aren't for 'tank battle'

asciilifeform: late-model t-34 had them

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: alloy. but shows the property described here.

asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-06-2015#1167211 << not so simple. gotta get fingerprinted, filed in triplicate, and letter of permission from local sheriff (automatic in some states, a definite 'never' in others) plus subject to random inspections. ☝︎

asciilifeform: ^ zamac

asciilifeform: i can't recall the precise details. anyone who needs this - straight to him.

asciilifeform: harlan ellison described his years as teenaged scum with some detail re: this weapon

asciilifeform: specifically on account of matching the 'calibers' found in a typical plumbing goods shop

asciilifeform: i believe traditional american 'zip gun' is a '12ga'

asciilifeform: (no more so than the one on your car)

asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: not 'high tech'

asciilifeform: can you simply whack the pin by hand ?

asciilifeform: or can you shoot it 'by hand' like you could the old lugers ?

asciilifeform: does one, strictly speaking, even need the lower to fire the rifle ?

asciilifeform: (the upper half of that rifle, on account of some peculiar usg archaicism, is sold openly)

asciilifeform: well yes. but the lower thing only holds a few springs and the mag

asciilifeform: can make from cardboard if you want.

asciilifeform: decimation: not a pressurized part

asciilifeform: (pottery: the original 3d print!)

asciilifeform: betcha clay would work better.

asciilifeform: ('3d printed!!111!1')

asciilifeform: can't wait for the zamac barrels

asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: the existence of pistols with 'zamac' moving parts blew my mind

asciilifeform: not even certain the hammer was 100% steel

asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-06-2015#1167008 << i fired a (rented) 'taurus' '45 at a firing range. it had parts clearly cast from shitmetal. ☝︎

asciilifeform: not one of those buggers depends on honest (or otherwise) ~work~ for a living.

asciilifeform: !up ascii_field

asciilifeform: !up ascii_field

asciilifeform: !up ascii_field

asciilifeform: !up ascii_field

asciilifeform: !up ascii_field

asciilifeform: !up ascii_field

asciilifeform: !up ascii_field

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asciilifeform bbl, off to polish golden toilet

asciilifeform: will guess that schmuck fell down, drunkenly, and was 'illustrated' after his clothes were stolen

asciilifeform: (looks drawn with marker)

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: prison tattoo ?

asciilifeform: and not toilet, but arse directly

asciilifeform guesses that '2k per session' was gurl, cleaning with own tongue

asciilifeform: i distinctly recall when mircea_popescu wrote this important truth

asciilifeform: l0lwat

asciilifeform: !s boys worthless

asciilifeform: !s boys are worthless

asciilifeform: (and when magical fairy dust is sprinkled on planet so the 1000/minute cleaners do not move prices of anything at all)

asciilifeform: kakobrekla: wake me up when cleaning toilet pays 1000/min

asciilifeform: 'life' per se isn't worth much.

asciilifeform: can't buy out of it.

asciilifeform: everybody dies.

asciilifeform: kakobrekla: it also matters ~what~ the 98% is spent doing

asciilifeform: l0l

asciilifeform knew mircea_popescu would say this ^ !

asciilifeform: (and no chocolate)

asciilifeform: kakobrekla: very easily. could, like 99.999% of the others, have this +plus+ no money

asciilifeform: also the gurl has valuable illiquid asset.

asciilifeform: she does get to not be fed into a woodchipper feet first, for example

asciilifeform: '

asciilifeform: as it is, i fully expect to envy the '16yo-ish female in kabul

asciilifeform: at any rate, if the thread were about things that are ~likely to~ happen to me, vs 'what i'd like', it'd be much shorter and even more boring.

asciilifeform: idk if i'll pay. what'll i do if the kid refuses to pull? negrate him as i swing ?

asciilifeform: (they paid on the gallows in advance)

asciilifeform: little boys would earn pennies by pulling on legs of hanging men at tyburn

asciilifeform: as pictured in the well-loved 'baroque cycle' by n. stephenson

asciilifeform: remember him

asciilifeform: jack ketch took tips, famously!

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: aha!

asciilifeform: and that's only if interlocutor is feeling charitable.

asciilifeform: the only thing i might be asked is if i'd like to be shot in the head or chest

asciilifeform: which is why the whole thing is an acid trip

asciilifeform: no one asked me, aha.

asciilifeform: would have to stick to mathematics, probably. (can one even get unfiltered internet in shenzhen ?)

asciilifeform: i have lived in cities. in crappy soviet dwellings, with little room to move, even. in order to do this again voluntarily i would want something very valuable in return. such as not having to work for a living ever.

asciilifeform: live/exist

asciilifeform: entire discussion isn't firmly grounded in reality. no one asked for me in shenzhen, or will.

asciilifeform: cartoon example, ferphuxxsake