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ThickAsThieves: sometimes i feel like unconvertible Excel files are the only reason MS still exists
BingoBoingo: I thought they already ran Windows CE or some shit.
mircea_popescu: i can't fucking believe scientificamerican seriously is advocating making tanks run windows.
BingoBoingo: Well First on this instance, but yeah, second overall I believe
mircea_popescu: i miss the days of spring, back when they were paying romanian loser starvation wages to try their noob psychology on here.
ben_vulpes: and a worse programmer than i
mircea_popescu: kdomanski i have nfi how they presume to act as if the tanks are the problem. no, the us general staff, from the chief to the cleaning lady are the problem. hanged all of them.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform ah yea i see.
nubbins`: so now i have a large Arial TM in the middle of your image, instead of (probably) a tiny fun TM in the corner somewhere
mircea_popescu: PeterL: not usually explosives, but I have had a few things go up in flames (note: dumping pyrophoric powder into a container of flammable liquid is a bad idea) << one of my favourite "experiments" as a 12 yo with a chemistry lab was setting on fire a mix of potassium chloride and sulfur powder, with various metals mixed in for coloration.
mircea_popescu: dude i can't believe this thing i edited one place but not the other and signed it like that o.O
kdomanski: mircea_popescu: yup, I read it
peterl: I see. I guess you can't go back and change it, what with signatures and such
mircea_popescu: PeterL: where did you get 100M shares from? << the confusion is mostly because originally F.DERP was going to have 10x as much money, but then i cut back because nobody was buying the derps, much to i guess no one's surprise.
kdomanski: I suspect natural the way THC is natural and LSD is not
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller: this is an easy way to create a fraudulent scenario. <<< i can actually confirm this. clueless intern paid .2 btc coinbase invoice, had to be slapped across head. the bitcents are and have been in limbo since friday.
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller: if you can recommend a shop and they give you a cutback on the order "finders fee" or something i would consider <<< what you're contemplating is actually fraud, and a hanging offense you know.
dub: http://i.imgur.com/vKy5j.jpg
mircea_popescu: nubbins` it's not all it's cracked up to be. i spent a while with old farts in costa rica, they bored me stiff.
nubbins`: i wondered why ;0
nubbins`: in the brief introductory bio my manager asked me to provide, i said i planned to retire by age 35
nubbins`: i recall giving a presentation at the place i had a work term once
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves: even worse than bitter is a sour espresso << i think coffee tastes sour at a certain point of sweetening it.
kdomanski: I stand corrected
mircea_popescu: no, i was rich long before btc.
mircea_popescu: what am i explaining ?
mircea_popescu: i retired @24.
kdomanski: retired? I thought you're somewhere in 30-40 yo range
kdomanski: I don't think so
mircea_popescu: <mircea_popescu> kdomanski i was retired before bitcoin
mircea_popescu: observe how i'm still voiced. this is because YOU split from me.
kdomanski: so mircea_popescu, before the netsplit I asked what did you do before bitcoin
kdomanski_: I definitely saw MP speak, but it's not in the logs
kdomanski_: ssssh, I lost connection, waiting for logs to update :P
BingoBoingo: X-Rob: I've rented hash and pointed it there for 48 hours. Hopefully this drives the pool diff up or... chalbersma can do something to force it up
X-Rob: BingoBoingo: yeah, I'm solo mining again, for the moment.
jdanks: i guess it depends where you have started.
kdomanski: somehow I'm not suprised that JS gets a honorary place on the first "list of 10 weirdest programming languages" I found
X-Rob: BingoBoingo: I just noticed this -- Best share: 33.9G -- not too long ago that would have been a btc block.
kdomanski: xmj: I was just typing that :P
jdanks: i've seen brainfuck!
jdanks: i had a feeling xmj. it ain't so bad, but it is forcing me to learn the idiosyncracies of java
jdanks: i know there is a WTF license but there's a language called wtf?
jdanks: i'll start pushing my cfml to git just for you guys
kdomanski: so I inquire WTF is an industrial programming language
kdomanski: ben_vulpes: a funny conversation I had started with a colleague of mine saying it's a pitty there's no industrial programming language repos on github
kdomanski: ben_vulpes: nvm, I thought you alluded to my grammar
ben_vulpes: shorthand for "lots of things happening into which i have no insight"
ben_vulpes: kdomanski: come again? i'm not familiar with this notion of "almost shipping"
ben_vulpes: ya i saw that and was all "goddamnit why didn't i"
chalbersma: I'll brb. Got to drive home.
X-Rob: I love the name.
chalbersma: I'm sure the hacking of kill switches will never be used against the soldiers in quesiton.
ben_vulpes: i miss you, princessnell
RagnarDanneskjol: I am EXTREMELY suspicious of any cloud-mining operation - they are a barrel or snakes
chalbersma: On me personal pool? I need to remove that but that was me initially testing the advertising idea.
RagnarDanneskjol: wtf i that advert on the bottom of pool?
chalbersma: The second one is running on my home connection I plan to keep it running until we validate and release the p2pool software and more people start running their own copies.
BingoBoingo: What's the pool address. I'll get something aimed at it
RagnarDanneskjol: let me see if i can identify some reliable renta-miner ppl
RagnarDanneskjol: i can too - just hoped someone was already doing it
BingoBoingo: RagnarDanneskjol: I guess I can rent a miner.
PeterL: not usually explosives, but I have had a few things go up in flames (note: dumping pyrophoric powder into a container of flammable liquid is a bad idea)
PeterL: I'm a chemist, I dabble in bitcoin investments as a hobby
PeterL: (and sometimes if I am using webchat and don't log in fast enough I have to come up with a different username)
PeterL: I switched between PLambert and PeterL a few times before settling on PeterL here
PeterL: well, I was Peter Lambert on the forum
jurov: i guess not
jurov: either mircea_popescu ignored its own prospectus (100`000`000 shares for 4`657.83 BTC) or I'm getting crazy
PeterL: jurov, I think you used the wron numbers for F.DERP price
thestringpuller: then i the merchant decide "well i don't feel like refunding you"
thestringpuller: so that the tx doesn't get announced to a large % of the network quickly thus coinbase doesn't hear it so it keeps refreshing invoices and I send 2 or 3 tx's
thestringpuller: what if I ddose'd the sender
Apocalyptic: I don't even...
thestringpuller: i thought someone would want to sell derp shares and get rid of them
jurov: (sry I forgot)
jurov: paste it here, i'll try to feed it my node
gribble: poutine was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 15 weeks, 4 days, 15 hours, 55 minutes, and 10 seconds ago: <poutine> No, but I am developing some cluster based transactional services for it
jurov: and i wonder about nigger^W dust transaction spam in debug log
diametric: I said might, so I defer to the experts.
thestringpuller: if you can recommend a shop and they give you a cutback on the order "finders fee" or something i would consider
thestringpuller: but i'd rather you get the benefit of the business nubbins`
nubbins`: thestringpuller few hundred i suppose, there's a point where larger shops w/ automatic presses would offer better pricing
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller i did a pile of bare metal automation for them once upon a time
thestringpuller: when he meets with home office for the 2015 FY i may have a huge order for you
thestringpuller: nubbins`: i got a connect with zumiez
nubbins`: i've heard of people adding salt to grounds to eliminate bitterness
nubbins`: i've roasted beans that have tasted like blueberries
chetty: well I am happy here if I can get it without sugar
ThickAsThieves: i'm no pro
nubbins`: i roasted for the better part of a year
mircea_popescu: nubbins` i buy coffee at ouro preto. it's still mocca
ThickAsThieves: you cant just take a joint of 24% THC to the head, i mean wtf
mircea_popescu: well done to potheads, this is like not having any coffee for a decade and then it being like... wait i didn't recall it being like this.
mircea_popescu: aha. well then i guess that's what it is. anyway
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves it may be the case that pot massively improved since i last had any back in the prehistoric times
ThickAsThieves: i'm workin on that
mircea_popescu: what am i imagining ?
mircea_popescu: nubbins` i knowed a woman that killed herself when her (old) husband died
mircea_popescu: "i know this woman who wore black for some dude her entire life. she was my grandmother. i dun recall the guy's name."