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mircea_popescu: "To identify implanted devices, we look for non-compliant responses where the sequence number is set to zero, the urgent flag is unset, and the urgent pointer is set to 0x0001. We do not respond with an ACK packet, and instead send a RST, closing the connection. This does not exploit the vulnerability, attempt a login, or complete the handshake. However, this does allows us to discern implanted from non-implanted route
mircea_popescu: heh.
mircea_popescu: o nm me.
mircea_popescu: assbot croaked ?
mircea_popescu: that's be one hell of a service.
mircea_popescu: dude...
mircea_popescu: Find Your Keys11:46 am 5.7 KiB***SPAM*** Never Lose Your Keys Ever Again
mircea_popescu: "given a panel of 5 identical lcds, that have been on doing WoW for the past 5.5 years, if the same numeric value is rendered as red 10% more saturated on the most versus the least, calculate the probability"
mircea_popescu: this would be a pretty decent word problem.
mircea_popescu: do the deeds!
mircea_popescu: quick everyone, before the next one!
mircea_popescu: "yo tits, why's her tits turn green on the upstroke ?" "she's too excited to contain her inner greens"
mircea_popescu: watching full panel porn should be a pretty decent exercise in impresionism
mircea_popescu: ahahaha
mircea_popescu: !up ghtdak
mircea_popescu: ok there we go.
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/come-see-what-positive-affirmative-etc-mean/
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-09-2015#1276271 << 0.5th world problems!!1 ☝︎
mircea_popescu: the ONLY reason leds ever got to be popular is that they had DISCREET light originally. ie, you couldn't really tell with a proper light on.
mircea_popescu: i guess it's because you can't turn that off huh.
mircea_popescu: why not just put some plutonium. cherenkov effect makes air blue!11
mircea_popescu: wtf must be going on in these people's heads, "5 lumen, ok led, 165 lumen, BEST LED!11"
mircea_popescu: just, you know, imagine my face when it shone through one layer of duct tape ff
mircea_popescu: right, those i tape.
mircea_popescu: i do not believe in cosmetic interventions to remedy defects. i'd much rather take out a bad led like that with a red hot poker
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i turned some off with a clipper also.
mircea_popescu: they got those things to where they came right off a tanning bed by now, i gotta run around with ductape and put TWELVE LAYERS on everything
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-09-2015#1276260 << don't those stupid ass power leds bother you ? ☝︎
mircea_popescu: svg gotta work that's all there is to it. ima see what i can possibly do.
mircea_popescu: nah, dun bother.
mircea_popescu: anyway, looks great on firefox.
mircea_popescu: i was trying to not care before.
mircea_popescu: nah.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-09-2015#1276234 << shit now i gotta change my browser. svg fails to render ;/ ☝︎
mircea_popescu: o.O
mircea_popescu: socialist implementation of "respeto por el trabajador"
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-09-2015#1276223 << in argentina the same 500 (in their estimation) gets you 15" 1.4k. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: well you know, you wanna im with derps, you get what they got. if you didn't want any, talk to someone else.
mircea_popescu: they sit around agreeing with each other on reddit. that is what it is.
mircea_popescu: no. this is how it looks.
mircea_popescu: speshul comm services ?
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-09-2015#1276218 << i am still "very interested" to hear the details that emerge from the "thorough investigation" Freenode promised back the first time imbecile usg tried to disrupt b-a. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: (actually, for all you know aquentin fellow got this brilliant idea by reading teh logs, im pretty sure it was discussed coupla months back)
mircea_popescu: fortunately nobody uses them.
mircea_popescu: i have little doubt this is exactly what they'd do
mircea_popescu: hey, it's how usg works!
mircea_popescu: it's a word! it's in a book! all is well!
mircea_popescu: these schmucks doing "op security" like it is a sort of literotica novella, you know, "transgressable WoT". what, is it not a word ?
mircea_popescu: will happen because things can't just go to waste (in fiction - nevermind that in reality 99% of everything exists as waste and that includes his entire existence)
mircea_popescu: you know, this "fiction as reality/reality as fiction" approach fits the usian behaviour remarkably well. they "feel bad for animals" because they think the superset of "animals" is in a disnety cartoon / the guy in a suit at disney world. as above, the lost XT imbecile imagines he has identified in a putative script of an imaginary film of reality the chekov gun, and so therefore, economy of means, bip 101 necessarily
mircea_popescu: maybe he meant his mother's half price till xmas.
mircea_popescu: "transgressable WoT" ? da fuck is that even supposed to be.
mircea_popescu: in an excel spreadsheet.
mircea_popescu: ikr?
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-09-2015#1276216 << none of this reads credible, ftr. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i dunno who'd hire that.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-09-2015#1276193 << heh. i wonder if microsoft matches that. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: are these men so utterly sexed they "live" where they sleep, because they always sleep "at home" ?
mircea_popescu: where's the kitchen, in your car.
mircea_popescu: like, where's the shower, in your car.
mircea_popescu: dude wtf does that mean, "live in your car".
mircea_popescu: nope, no food containers. because... my food doesn't come in containers.
mircea_popescu looks around
mircea_popescu: sure, unrelated concerns
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform copypaste fellow, runs that chan thing
mircea_popescu: and it's hard fucking work being that fucking dumb.
mircea_popescu: the issue is, poverty is always earned.
mircea_popescu: people keep going on about how riches aren't, at least some of the time, earned. big fucking whoop.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-09-2015#1276150 << you got it backwards. being a fucking animal DOES mean you must be poor. because poverty is earned. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: selected! just for you!
mircea_popescu: after all, that's what they've been doing throughout your life so far! you ask something dumb in the box, it pretends like it's a question and it pretrends like it has answers.
mircea_popescu: but dontcha mind it little girl, do something stupid and google will match it!
mircea_popescu: american genre savvy for a cold, cold world THAT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW ITSELF WORKS!!11
mircea_popescu: cinderella gotta win because she was indicated by the scriptwriter as the good thing. he has this mental ability, to watch reality like it were hollywood fiction, and identify what the script writer means
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-09-2015#1276142 << it's the ONLY retarded soup they got fed in school. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: bwahaha gtfo. stupid ass scams.
mircea_popescu: "If the reward isn't earned by 2016-02-11 00:00:00 UTC, it will be split evenly between NoiseTor and OpenBazaar."
mircea_popescu: t, conceivably, do anything about ddos. but i was looking for a place to host nsa if you recall.
mircea_popescu: shinohai it won
mircea_popescu: copypaste who was it again ?
mircea_popescu: but it occurs to me mebbe i should get a box with the dudes hosting this guy. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-09-2015#1276129 << i wasn't giving a shit then, either, for one thing. for the other ;; ANSWER SECTION: qntra.net.0INA188.68.240.165 so i dunno, maybe dns sucked then ? no idea. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: wtf is google, the employer of syria and you're their parents and let's make an employee roth ira ?!
mircea_popescu: ....
mircea_popescu: maybe it just calls "echo $x is up" lol
mircea_popescu: apparently not.
mircea_popescu: http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/qntra.net
mircea_popescu: afaik it calls "down for everyone" or w/e it was
mircea_popescu: now what ?
mircea_popescu: yes yes they are numbered.
mircea_popescu: prolly.
mircea_popescu: idk, who even cares anymore. over 10, prolly under 100
mircea_popescu: which chart ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform what did you think ddos meant ?
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-09-2015#1276103 << they can, therefore they must. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: heh. lemme guess, that fiorina chick did such an amazing woman job the company's fucked now.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform that is like... and obama will order the atmosphere to lie and pretend it's global cooling.
mircea_popescu: that girl went "can you imagine wqha that smells like ?!" and i retorted "like nothing. none of that stuff rots."
mircea_popescu: http://i.imgur.com/IcLH6dl.jpg << dja know what the scariest thing about this pic is ?
mircea_popescu: but i lolled at the davout / stolfi exchange.