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mircea_popescu: aha
mircea_popescu: trinque> I was amazed to find I was not allowed to have an open port 25 on comcast residential. <<< i'm amazed at the notion of a "not allowed" port in general.
mircea_popescu: we must make a sub-derppit about it!
mircea_popescu: google needs to move now because otherwise it could stymy adoption in this early stage of the game
mircea_popescu: then they would never fit
mircea_popescu: if every person on earth wrote just 50 lines of code, which is a very small number of lines of code to write for the progress world etc,
mircea_popescu: join my petition for google to increase its google size.
mircea_popescu: "are you 17 ? you got what it takes to stab your mom ? mp wants to hear from you BEFORE you manage to blow your wad on nothing worth the mention. come let's make beautiful music together."
mircea_popescu: i really should set up a hotline for these chicks.
mircea_popescu: i dun recall it ever taking that long, but, as the man says. give it a bit.
mircea_popescu: in other news, ""Greetings for the day! Hope you are doing great! My name is Letha Lozano and I am a Website Consultant. I found your email account online and would like to discuss some business opportunities with you""
mircea_popescu: gernika ah ok then. so shut it down should be ok.
mircea_popescu: !up crescendo
mircea_popescu: ty.
mircea_popescu: oh damn, i'm seeing the bytecount
mircea_popescu: hm
mircea_popescu: punkman i know, i meant about it being =9 specifically.
mircea_popescu: no to the latter. and to the former, make it detatch the db.
mircea_popescu: anyone recall offhand what "OP_RETURN 9" is ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform http://dpaste.com/3Y84AZP
mircea_popescu: gotta hand it to the "immigrants" : they got a lot more going for them than zee germans do at this point.
mircea_popescu: mhm.
mircea_popescu: aaand from the right in time ministry : the new refugees to Munich are petitioning to have Oktberfest cancled because it is offensive.
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: not like it'd be that hard either. distributed datastore.
mircea_popescu: if teh server bs continues, we end up hosting on USG owned computers exclusively.
mircea_popescu: ayup.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform once we decide to go all north korea we use that to make mega-infector steal all the bases.
mircea_popescu: that's ok.
mircea_popescu ponders whether the embarassment is worth that much. then remembers the value of "the public" is 0. obviously could use this to steal a lot of monyz, but meh.
mircea_popescu: pay, as in how much ?
mircea_popescu: that's pretty classy.
mircea_popescu: alrighty then, i got nothing.
mircea_popescu: this is not the same thing is it ?
mircea_popescu: "A recent publication by Kaspersky Lab (mirror) describes the first publicly-confirmed instance of a Microsoft Windows 'trojan' capable of infecting hard disk drive firmware. "
mircea_popescu: http://qntra.net/author/asciilifeform/ << check it out
mircea_popescu: link or something ?
mircea_popescu: did i miss a memo ?
mircea_popescu: we've not seen that they ever actually did.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform ftr, disk fw is still something WE SUSPECT
mircea_popescu: what are you, a classist ?
mircea_popescu: they're not classy, the "victims" aren't classy either. whence all this class ?
mircea_popescu: but i was asking, what'd be the point for nsa to make something classier.
mircea_popescu: or might have been just off the cuff comment here.
mircea_popescu: what part of b-a are we analysing today, VariaVarietatis ?
mircea_popescu: !up VariaVarietatis
mircea_popescu: and this is worth doin gbecause...
mircea_popescu: myeah, what are they gonna do, include their own keys on the device end ?
mircea_popescu: s/232/2^32/
mircea_popescu: too easy to spot.
mircea_popescu: this is why it was burned, ftr.
mircea_popescu: 1 in 232 chance of selecting zero as the sequence number."
mircea_popescu: rs, since a non-implanted router should not set the urgent pointer, and has only a
mircea_popescu: "To identify implanted devices, we look for non-compliant responses where the sequence number is set to zero, the urgent flag is unset, and the urgent pointer is set to 0x0001. We do not respond with an ACK packet, and instead send a RST, closing the connection. This does not exploit the vulnerability, attempt a login, or complete the handshake. However, this does allows us to discern implanted from non-implanted route
mircea_popescu: heh.
mircea_popescu: o nm me.
mircea_popescu: assbot croaked ?
mircea_popescu: that's be one hell of a service.
mircea_popescu: dude...
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mircea_popescu: "given a panel of 5 identical lcds, that have been on doing WoW for the past 5.5 years, if the same numeric value is rendered as red 10% more saturated on the most versus the least, calculate the probability"
mircea_popescu: this would be a pretty decent word problem.
mircea_popescu: do the deeds!
mircea_popescu: quick everyone, before the next one!
mircea_popescu: "yo tits, why's her tits turn green on the upstroke ?" "she's too excited to contain her inner greens"
mircea_popescu: watching full panel porn should be a pretty decent exercise in impresionism
mircea_popescu: ahahaha
mircea_popescu: !up ghtdak
mircea_popescu: ok there we go.
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/come-see-what-positive-affirmative-etc-mean/
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-09-2015#1276271 << 0.5th world problems!!1 ☝︎
mircea_popescu: the ONLY reason leds ever got to be popular is that they had DISCREET light originally. ie, you couldn't really tell with a proper light on.
mircea_popescu: i guess it's because you can't turn that off huh.
mircea_popescu: why not just put some plutonium. cherenkov effect makes air blue!11
mircea_popescu: wtf must be going on in these people's heads, "5 lumen, ok led, 165 lumen, BEST LED!11"
mircea_popescu: just, you know, imagine my face when it shone through one layer of duct tape ff
mircea_popescu: right, those i tape.
mircea_popescu: i do not believe in cosmetic interventions to remedy defects. i'd much rather take out a bad led like that with a red hot poker
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i turned some off with a clipper also.
mircea_popescu: they got those things to where they came right off a tanning bed by now, i gotta run around with ductape and put TWELVE LAYERS on everything
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-09-2015#1276260 << don't those stupid ass power leds bother you ? ☝︎
mircea_popescu: svg gotta work that's all there is to it. ima see what i can possibly do.
mircea_popescu: nah, dun bother.
mircea_popescu: anyway, looks great on firefox.
mircea_popescu: i was trying to not care before.
mircea_popescu: nah.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-09-2015#1276234 << shit now i gotta change my browser. svg fails to render ;/ ☝︎
mircea_popescu: o.O
mircea_popescu: socialist implementation of "respeto por el trabajador"
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-09-2015#1276223 << in argentina the same 500 (in their estimation) gets you 15" 1.4k. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: well you know, you wanna im with derps, you get what they got. if you didn't want any, talk to someone else.
mircea_popescu: they sit around agreeing with each other on reddit. that is what it is.
mircea_popescu: no. this is how it looks.
mircea_popescu: speshul comm services ?
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-09-2015#1276218 << i am still "very interested" to hear the details that emerge from the "thorough investigation" Freenode promised back the first time imbecile usg tried to disrupt b-a. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: (actually, for all you know aquentin fellow got this brilliant idea by reading teh logs, im pretty sure it was discussed coupla months back)
mircea_popescu: fortunately nobody uses them.
mircea_popescu: i have little doubt this is exactly what they'd do
mircea_popescu: hey, it's how usg works!
mircea_popescu: it's a word! it's in a book! all is well!