asciilifeform: (something for which that vendor was infamous. see naggum archive for some good flamewarz re: subject)

asciilifeform: decimation: sometimes even goes the other way! i was recently surprised to learn that 'lispworks' no longer charges per-runtime royalties

asciilifeform: decimation: obligatory >> http://www.loper-os.org/?p=309 <<

asciilifeform: decimation: the gif warz never end

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: i confess that i have not attempted to run it

asciilifeform: hanbot ^

asciilifeform: http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/attachments/20150725/ak47_8e05a9c323700966880c198e1baec51f76a025d8.sh.sig << confirmed, verifies

asciilifeform: so it got mutilated.

asciilifeform: hanbot: ben_vulpes sent a gpg-native binary sig instead of a standard ascii-armoured one by mistake.

asciilifeform: hanbot: just this one!

asciilifeform: mod6: epic backbreaker. but spiffy

asciilifeform: iirc it was collectively pissed on months ago

asciilifeform: at any rate, this is kinda why we do the whole 7-bit ascii thing

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: iirc this is standard sendmail behaviour ☟︎

asciilifeform: the latter

asciilifeform: hanbot: if you do the above on your box, sig will verify.

asciilifeform: mod6: neato!

asciilifeform: ('diff ak47_05243673e45fc4c4ce30467f8ffc003deec1d184.sh.sig ak47.sh.sig' rather than foo)

asciilifeform: QED.

asciilifeform: now - identical.

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: here is proof. 'dos2unix -f ak47_05243673e45fc4c4ce30467f8ffc003deec1d184.sh.sig' then 'diff foo.sig ak47.sh.sig'

asciilifeform: BURN THE WORLD

asciilifeform: because msdos line endings, aha.

asciilifeform: seems like it inserts 0x0d before any 0x0a ☟︎

asciilifeform: (left: the one in the gpggram. right: the one on turdatron.)

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: http://dpaste.com/1N3TVK6

asciilifeform error insufficient lsd

asciilifeform: !up Bingo_VACAY

asciilifeform: tar.gz and encrypt to me, then pastebin

asciilifeform: both.

asciilifeform: there he is.

asciilifeform: ;;later tell ben_vulpes if you still have the original of that thing on your disk, please send to me (gpg)

asciilifeform: jurov ^

asciilifeform: and also interesting how this thing even got through jurov's turdatron

asciilifeform: still doesn't explain why the binary sig got 'cosmic rayed'

asciilifeform: 'gpg -a ...' por favor.

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes !

asciilifeform: it's a binary sig.

asciilifeform: wait for it...

asciilifeform: aaaand

asciilifeform: l0l.

asciilifeform: pgpdump: zlib inflate error (-3).

asciilifeform: Comp alg - ZIP <RFC1951>(comp 1)

asciilifeform: Old: Compressed Data Packet(tag 8)

asciilifeform: $ pgpdump -i ak47_05243673e45fc4c4ce30467f8ffc003deec1d184.sh.sig

asciilifeform: C5639E1A 3FE6C398 B2100E1D 8F6CEE0F 9E15E3EC 597D2A45 B5DEFC2B 14A481B2

asciilifeform: SHA512 = 3BACE2DA 4885B2B2 558816C7 BB422A51 58E3B3DC A7B5AE1A DDEA0081 8A475EDA

asciilifeform: [snipped various]

asciilifeform: gpg --print-mds ak47_488e72a1a0f765c614518e0ca67bd733a4117e8f.sh

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes ?

asciilifeform: 'gpg: Fatal: zlib inflate problem: invalid literal/lengths set'

asciilifeform: and,

asciilifeform: same.

asciilifeform: ah - them

asciilifeform: 65acc7bc057f9de32c06554dc7394567e930bde46889aab2bd21c33be5f4e9bafd4cc6b2a6d83803ccd2863f1ad9ac59245bb870d468f56e49dbcd71a364d9aa attachment_b31ed3a26d4767ded9ba54474f6e1d3078c48296.txt << mine

asciilifeform: hanbot: sha512 of your input ?

asciilifeform: mighty interesting

asciilifeform: hanbot: which gpg ver ?

asciilifeform: or don't be surprised when it formats your hd ☟︎

asciilifeform: and check the pgp sig

asciilifeform: at own risk

asciilifeform: sure

asciilifeform: i do not recommend using it for anything

asciilifeform: on the ml.

asciilifeform: shinohai: yes, in the original post

asciilifeform: this having to restart thing is odd, and worrisome

asciilifeform: https://github.com/guilleiguaran/xv6

asciilifeform: dulap!

asciilifeform: in other news, average human has half a cock

asciilifeform: so 2kb

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: avg. modulus is ~700 digits, which corresponds to ~2048 bits.

asciilifeform: (in decimal form, that is)

asciilifeform notices that phuctor Π(∀n) is most of a GB

asciilifeform in other news is sitting and writing 16-bit x86 crud

asciilifeform: it's an ephemeral thing.

asciilifeform: every morning, birds try to encapsulate my car into a kind of blob

asciilifeform: (which, incidentally, is trivially decrypted into plain ascii)

asciilifeform: e.g., 'kindle' mobi

asciilifeform: even some of the most bitterly chumpatronic drm-encrusted turd formats aren't paginated

asciilifeform: necessarily ?

asciilifeform: what's an ebook then

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: waitasec

asciilifeform: mats: Run Moar Winblowz! (puzzled? don't be. you don't need uefi on your box unless you Run Moar Winblowz. nuke it, replace with civilized bios)

asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-07-2015#1212712 << didntcha read orwell as txt ? ☝︎

asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-07-2015#1212714 << i thought it was because infinitely-buggy, exploitable version of 'postscript' ? ☝︎

asciilifeform: ~end of phun phakt musical interlude.~

asciilifeform: and can 'master the bus'

asciilifeform: i will add, mainly for n00bz in audience, that this nic - like all modern nics - does dma.

asciilifeform: https://github.com/Mieze/RTL8111_driver_for_OS_X/blob/master/RealtekRTL8111/RealtekRTL8111Linux-803700.cpp#L4737 << example

asciilifeform: several kinds are implemented. decoded 'in hardware' (that is to say, of course, by the thing running that microcode..)

asciilifeform: phun phakt 2: the words 'magic packet' appear in the chip docs. for traditional variants thereof ('wake on lan') naturally

asciilifeform: [insert obligatory thread re: 'magic packet' here]

asciilifeform: available evidence points to these being code for a dsp, which modulates the business end of that thing, ~in software~. whoever solves these, could, conveivably, play music through the pairs...

asciilifeform: phun phakt. ubiquitous series of ethernet cards by 'realtek' take (optional) microcode updates. (they are volatile, live in a kind of 'patch ram' until next reset.) they do not appear to match any known cpu arch (i tried a dozen or so.)

asciilifeform: making list of whose packets to drop must be hard wurk ☟︎

asciilifeform: was very good test for me nodes

asciilifeform: aha

asciilifeform: i miss it so

asciilifeform: and... where did the tx spam go

asciilifeform: i'll pass.