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TomServo: "Whoever decided to use the semicolon to end something should just be taken out and have his colon semified. (At least COBOL and SQL managed to use
a period.)" heh
mircea_popescu: why then would you read nobody's opinion in the newspaper or try to digest
a random chunk of online nonsense.
trinque: punkman: "droned" << heh, I just got
a call from
a weird number saying they received
a package addressed to me
mircea_popescu: would you eat
a chunk of cheesy-looking substance you found on the sidewalk ?
mircea_popescu: PeterL: re generating seedlist: once conected, the node has
a list of working connections, yes? So dump some data from our working nodes into
a file, that is our new seedlist for new nodes. Update periodically for people to grab from Foundation website. << not substantially different from the "scan the web" notion. more democracy.
mircea_popescu: "here's
a bridge building specification to accomodate the many bad bridges build all over the country" said nobody ever.
mircea_popescu: chetty: email that actually sends what you want and nothing else would be
a worthy project :) << better than darmkail and other bs at any rate.
TomServo: I noticed
a fully-synced node maintains its IRC connection. I was curious if that's desirable, and also if that means you're made
a candidate to fill other nodes?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform: jurov: without so much as
a burp. << you knoiw you keep saying this, but it's an email drop. how would you want it to burp ?
mircea_popescu: who with
a clue is ever surprised by the facts of any matter in discussion ?
mircea_popescu: yes,
a supermajority. bluematt did mopst of the post 0.5.3 testing that's not retarded,
mircea_popescu: currently doing something on sillycon funds with gmaxwell as
a public whore.
mircea_popescu: what im not halucinating i saw
a oh diff similar one ?
thestringpuller: "I'm going to drill holes in the bottom of all the mugs to illustrate
a point"
thestringpuller: jurov: yea. that was
a really big story when it first came out.
A lot of people started migrating of mongodb
mircea_popescu: fluffypony: "but WaffleDB is so much faster than mysql!" - which is
a great argument if you're counting pageviews or storing log entries <<< yeah, which is
a great argumrent too bad it's irrelevant.
mircea_popescu: trinque: should I be de-publishing things that ended up timestamped on
a dropped fork? << things can't end up detimestamped in the first place.
mircea_popescu: berkley db WAS NO GOOD because not modern enough. key value stores not
a problem. those are good.
mircea_popescu: trinque: these "key value stores" are
a joke << you don't understand the power ranger power range!
jurov: PeterL: asciilifeform's email had about hundred lines. if you make me
a code that can unwrap them right in polynomial time...
coderwill: that's an interesting question - I would say yes, but that I debate whether or not that is actually English or
a regionalism
coderwill: hehe, I know
a few latin americans that might disagree w/ that sentiment.
PeterL: re generating seedlist: once conected, the node has
a list of working connections, yes? So dump some data from our working nodes into
a file, that is our new seedlist for new nodes. Update periodically for people to grab from Foundation website.
chetty: email that actually sends what you want and nothing else would be
a worthy project :)
assbot: Logged on 03-02-2015 05:11:42; trinque: should I be de-publishing things that ended up timestamped on
a dropped fork?
punkman: (actually says "Goodbye", not translated, with
a somewhat american accent)
cazalla: i dunno, "goodbye" sounds
a bit prophetic, i'd be getting the tinfoil hat and shotty, parachute at the ready
punkman: granted, I'm not in drone country and the paranoia feels
a couple decades early.
punkman: there's this robocaller that waits for me to pick up the phone and say something, pauses for
a short time, then says "Goodbye" and hangs up.
trinque: they can discuss how best to attach bitcoin to the side of
a sinking ship
fluffypony: at least when they "invent"
a new database they can invent silly architecture without caring about cryptography...the amount of retarded cryptography in the altcoin space is scary
trinque: "inventing"
a new "database" is just like farting out an altcoin these days
mod6: i guess maybe one other time it ran
a long time like this until it ran out of memory and blew its brains out
fluffypony: "but WaffleDB is so much faster than mysql!" - which is
a great argument if you're counting pageviews or storing log entries
trinque: lets not invent
a database poorly as part of the problem
fluffypony: trinque: the worst is when they create
a "fast, distributed key-value store" and then
a couple of years later they get pressured into adding "fully atomic transactions" which ends up needing consistency, and so that becomes "full ACID support", and then fast-forward
a few years and you have them inventing
a "SQL-like query language"
trinque: turns out
a lot of the code we wrap these kv stores in looks
a lot like shitty constraints, shitty transactions, shitty referential integrity, etc
trinque: now I understand why some idiot did
a "crypto coin in couchdb"
trinque: should I be de-publishing things that ended up timestamped on
a dropped fork?
☟︎ trinque: these "key value stores" are
a joke
trinque settles in for
a few hours of deedbot hacking
mod6: this is strange, last like 5-6 times i got wedged at 168,000 it errored out pretty quickly (like the snippit in the matrix doc), but now, taking
a good while...
mircea_popescu: think about it : if it won't be easy to keep track of ips it follows it's no longer
a chokepoint.
decimation: even if we want to start
a backbone of little pogos, it won't be easy to keep track of ips
mircea_popescu: the solution is perfectly there. here's the hole. here's
a peg you may put in there. or else stick your own cock or
a bottle of coke
mircea_popescu: the fact that someone has
a port open matters about as much as the fact someone scribbled something on github/wikipedia/we
mircea_popescu: if you buy
a coffee grinder it does not work out of the box unless pre-filled with beans ?!
decimation: should the nodes ship with
a 'cannon' blockchain?
mircea_popescu: sure, but
a scientific enterprise in no way related to generating seedlists.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you mean after the austrian monarch was deposed ? in
a negotiated peace ?
mircea_popescu: fuck you, you're
a nail. whether you drive or bend, you're getting hit.
mircea_popescu: you see
a nail go "don't hit me unless i actually go in the wall" ?
mircea_popescu: decimation you see the difference between being king and being, allegedly,
a nation ?
mircea_popescu: then it can be
a "but i dun want to" and everyone can go home happy.
mircea_popescu: so what's the problem, if half
a million people shoot half
a million cops, they're going to build you
a special country club and keep you there with all your friends ?