asciilifeform: mike_c: one thing unclear to me: why does one need a car in jail ?
asciilifeform: fella must've slept through slave school. where they teach ya that usg owns your sorry skin and its entire contents, and can do whatever the fuck it wants to you whenever the fuck it feels like; and that there isn't a thing you can do about it, except to help terrorists, whom you will never meet except in their fbi 'o'brien' incarnation
asciilifeform: not like they can't take every cent, and every nut and bolt of the car, if they feel like it
asciilifeform: send the magic word to some poor schmuck
asciilifeform: phun phakt: RTL-SDR can be used to receive pager ('POCSAG') messages. naturally, any and all of them. if you only need to send one message, no need to actually buy a subscription...
asciilifeform: punkman: possibly easier in eu (american sims tend to work nowhere else)
asciilifeform: wire your t3rr0r1st4 thermonuke to a RTL-SDR listening on a silent and unused frequency, which you then transmit the codez on. 'n0body could have predicted!1111!!!!111'
asciilifeform: ... or cannibalism. (where? e.g., 'amazon kindle' device includes a 3g modem, with 'eternal' subscription, which can theoretically be removed and uncrippled)