log☇︎
153900+ entries in 1.261s
mircea_popescu: "hey, i'm just as stupid as him, but at least i'm not fat!"
jurov: i understood it as the overinflated self-worth replacing the hydrogen, not adding a lift :)
jurov: i don't see how these are better (with exception of the usg deficit maybe)
mircea_popescu: i dunno dood, lift the washington monument, realign jupiter, fill the mariane gap, cover the usg deficit
mircea_popescu: which i suppose makes me the perfect storm of a horribru father (as per reddit) : the cross between "absent and physically abusive military father." and "coke snorting, random hooker banging, land development dealing father."
mircea_popescu: cuz i suspect this is the deep reason asciilifeform doesn't want offspring. i tell you if the 19 yo snot that imagines he's better than me (like you know, every single fuctkared 19 yo snot "being famous in the bitcoin community" etc that we see here periodically bubble up his idiocy and then six months later fail abjectly and disappear) actually grew up in my house, i'd shoot it to death with blunt toothpicks.
mircea_popescu: only fucktarded teens think this way, but then again i guess that's what they are.
cazalla: yeah, i like it
cazalla: i guess reddit generation think such stories are new, having never heard of grouphug.us etc
assbot: Logged on 22-04-2015 07:21:15; cazalla: ben_vulpes, why would i wanna read stories about fat shaming plus anyway, nothing tops http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/a5/7c/a57c21_4510731.jpg
cazalla: ben_vulpes, why would i wanna read stories about fat shaming plus anyway, nothing tops http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/a5/7c/a57c21_4510731.jpg ☟︎
ben_vulpes: GTS managed to get a grip on the box, which sent JLW into a Fat-Fury™ frenzy of incoherant screaming and flailing limbs. One of which smacked GTS right in the face, causing her to spill the remaining slices all over the ground. Her fist clenched as her arm drew back and I knew nothing would stop her from punching JLW right in the face. Except JLW was already on the ground, desperately trying to
ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> ben_vulpes this especially is written for you ^ compadre. << d'you know how far forward i look to the ancient stone warehouse of garbage that must be cleared by hand?!
mircea_popescu: i can tokenize strings too you know!
ben_vulpes: (mthreat too, i should add)
ben_vulpes: explicit orcs i suppose
ben_vulpes: * ascii_lander saw some truly kick-ass graves today << i have such a greater appreciation for mod6, ascii_*, mircea_popescu, mike_c, davout, hanbot in-chan utterances now
mircea_popescu: i've done neither. i've also not laid eggs, nor have i been a steel girder to "see what it's like" for rebar.
mircea_popescu: "this person sucks because of his sucky environment" "yes, that is exactly what i was saying : that this person is an empty vessel. he contributes nothing from inside."
ben_vulpes: i suppose it is supposed to inspire pity?
assbot: Working in a food bank: I am a "useless piece of sexy ass" : fatpeoplestories ... ( http://bit.ly/1bt5qxZ )
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> https://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/32ze1v/working_in_a_food_bank_i_am_a_useless_piece_of/ << myeah, if average donor had an idea what the beneficiaries are like, they'd donate warm lead. << folks frequently exhort me to "donate time at redacted house", to see what life is like for these people.
ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> morphs into these when parking's tight << i imagine a special flat where he relaxes into his final chthonian form
assbot: The Day I Realized I Officially Can’t Stand Nilla Wafer : fatpeoplestories ... ( http://bit.ly/1bsZepN )
BingoBoingo: https://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/33flsl/the_day_i_realized_i_officially_cant_stand_nilla/
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: I'll probably move to boring Expat B-A, after financial center of plain 3rd world country. Does not alleviate your need to get a Nyjer Morgan Washington Nationals Jersey for driving cross town.
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: but to put things in perspective: you and i won't be moving to the b-a mircea_popescu, hanbot, mthreat et al live in
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: funnily enough, i live in a sector of suburb full of south amer. in particular, argentinians...
mircea_popescu: Sometimes I give an extra item to people I especially dislike, or go out of my way to compliment them. Many people, given a chance, will be friendly, even if they're often quick to anger/lash out otherwise."
mircea_popescu: "I'll post this in my next story, but a line said by a lady I very much admire that has stuck with me: "Those who are the least likeable are also the most in need of your help."
ascii_lander: spiffier than any flat i've ever lived in
mircea_popescu: "And on through eeeeeevery item. "I'm just gunna take two milks." "No, you aren't, unless that second milk is worth being thrown out of this food bank." And on. And on. Really, people end up with several bags of food anyway. Provided they take the "wimmin food" like fruit and peanut butter."
assbot: Working in a food bank: I am a "useless piece of sexy ass" : fatpeoplestories ... ( http://bit.ly/1GhDBFN )
mircea_popescu: https://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/32ze1v/working_in_a_food_bank_i_am_a_useless_piece_of/ << myeah, if average donor had an idea what the beneficiaries are like, they'd donate warm lead.
BingoBoingo hopes ascii_lander lives long enough to see burned out ruins on the U Maryland campus nearly as glamorous as I saw at MIssou
BingoBoingo: <ascii_lander> until then, it's 'yi yi zhi yi' (orc incursions organized by usg for own pleasure) << I only worry because I've pointed local orcs to qntra posts
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: I dunno how organized you local fauna, but you mentioned bicycling places. I am clearly exurbanly located and... Close encounters with wild like happen
BingoBoingo: I am totally unaware.
ascii_lander: i'm pricing garbage sorter stand
BingoBoingo: ascii_lander: Baltimore incident was spinal injury in City holding cell. I'd recommend pricing empenada stands in #b-a
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: i don't do much movement on foot there, at any rate
ascii_lander: i wander in there on occasion
assbot: Working in a food bank: I am a "useless piece of sexy ass" : fatpeoplestories ... ( http://bit.ly/1Dc07s0 )
BingoBoingo: So, even reddit has one bright corner https://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/32ze1v/working_in_a_food_bank_i_am_a_useless_piece_of/
ascii_lander: but yes, mircea_popescu can feel victorious, l0l, he satisfied the system of simultanous equations which point to a solution, far from physical space, where i'd want offsprint.
ascii_lander: the only formula i'd sign up for is mircea_popescu's gynacaeum
trinque: I dunno that I'd want to raise a kid there
mircea_popescu: i dunno dood. even ncos manage to get azn chicks pregnant.
ascii_lander: then i suck and hopefully they poison me 1st
assbot: Logged on 16-02-2014 22:04:18; asciilifeform: they pass an old man who says, 'don't drown this fellow. i'll feed him dumplings, he won't have to do any work but to dip them'
ascii_lander: happens often enough as it is where i live
ascii_lander: i would like the ability to shoot them, for example, at any age ☟︎
ascii_lander: mircea_popescu: if they get usderpized what do i need them for again ?
ascii_lander: BingoBoingo: actually i did
mircea_popescu: i dunno, just looking around.
BingoBoingo will only go so far as to say I will probably die
mircea_popescu: We are not ready to talk about what it will do yet. I will only say that when we launched Paybase we did it backwards. We build the software but did not have the financial relationships in place to support our goals (finished and tested deals with card networks, FIAT to crypto licenses, banks fully committed to supporting us, etc)."
mircea_popescu: "In cooperation with CoinStand, I will be launching a new version of Paybase. For now I call it Paybase2.
mircea_popescu: i never saw it anywhere else.
ascii_lander: i actually have it in my sorry hovel in usa
mircea_popescu: (i think alf may recognize that window gauze)
trinque: ascii_lander | trinque: i need a usa kid slightly less than i need an extra hole in skull << up to you if that's what he becomes
mircea_popescu: well then i guess tashkent
ascii_lander: trinque: i need a usa kid slightly less than i need an extra hole in skull
BingoBoingo: ;;later tell josh_garza There should be enough information in the past 24 hours in the logs to determine which person with my slave name I am, please pursue legal action over http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/08/29/what-the-fuck-is-a-hashlet/ please unbored me with civil suit. Would love the chance to become a priority creditor with claims upon your whatever.
ascii_lander: i will entertain anything
mircea_popescu: <ascii_lander> ben_vulpes: only pointing out that i, for example, would rather eat nagant than raise offspring << suppose pet lets you in on her secret : she's pregnant. what now ?
ben_vulpes: may i inquire as to the terms of that contract?
ben_vulpes: wait i thought she was on payroll
BingoBoingo: !up recon_eric What's your liquid like? Homeowner? I'm kinda a savant when it comes to pointing at mexicans.
ben_vulpes: <ascii_lander> i think i can probably manage 1 and 2 << this though is the point
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> this is what this is : the usg has been defeated. << Last I checked Will Smith was still president
ascii_lander: i think i can probably manage 1 and 2
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: "fearless" is what i seek to instill.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Total + hours is how I usually self-assess
mircea_popescu: anyway, the "i'll feed her and we'll see" plan is not really all that bad.
mircea_popescu: HOWEVER! I do have some pretty good questions.
mircea_popescu: i certainly do not propose i am in possession of answers to the world's problems.
mircea_popescu: for teh experience, i imagined.
mircea_popescu: wait, so basically your plan is "whatever, i'll feed her, maybe she meets some guy that trains her" ?
williamdunne: ascii_lander: There cannot be infinite escalation, and I would bet on the police being on the losing end. Shoot first warrants would end up with the neighbours making potshots at the police
ben_vulpes: i suspect the odds are something abhorrent like 1/10 in each event
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: i do intend to run the assperiment
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes i have no idea. maybe. you think ?
ben_vulpes: but someday(!) i'll have their ears 'pon me necklace
ben_vulpes: ascii_lander: i understand, the actual nuke-carriers chased me off the floor tonight.
ben_vulpes: you're just lazy and i think possibly scared
ben_vulpes: fistful of tacks, i know
ascii_lander: ben_vulpes: only pointing out that i, for example, would rather eat nagant than raise offspring
ben_vulpes: i suppose implicit is the importing of staff
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [01:21] in other news, http://33.media.tumblr.com/2e4abde700722943b58acc7eb4b2b8a9/tumblr_ncmjn3Ymmz1tmc6gao6_r1_400.gif << i think this is the first mircea_popescu link where the gurl's apparently winning to untrained eyes
ben_vulpes: redactoleta i mean
ben_vulpes: i'll buy her a great big fuck off box in recolata after victory
ascii_lander: i picked up and played with a small moiety earlier today, in the cemetary
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [01:19] ascii_lander meanwhile i'm like, "yeah totally, go read trilema tomorrow." << precisely my point
trinque: ben_vulpes: yeah I wouldn't mind
ben_vulpes: i'd have us be prepared.
trinque: ben_vulpes: drives a little device I'm fielding to let the kitchens increase prep time on orders
trinque: ben_vulpes: I've been writing quite a bit of it myself lately
ascii_lander: i learned his name many years ago, shortly after the thing that made him famous. what of it. he wasn't, afaik, lynched