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asciilifeform: if we turn up a bucket of cheap crays somewhere, i will port it to cray..
asciilifeform: and yes, i ported trb to arm. as wartime wunderwaffen (which went nowhere.)
asciilifeform: and as such, must die (tm).
asciilifeform: arm is ~blessed~ by hitler, much as x86 was.
asciilifeform: idiots support other idiots automatically, ideologically.
asciilifeform: and i do not believe this to be in any reasonable sense a work of chance.
asciilifeform: srsly the idiot archs always seem to win.
asciilifeform: (it is heavily unoptimized for human consumption and arm asm is a bitch to audit)
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-04-10#1449684 << finally read this. i suppose this is not a bad time to remind folks of the 'arm' cpu being a lothesome piece of shit that i have 0 desire to use for anything if it can be avoided ☝︎
asciilifeform: ('last' oughta be 'magic' and point ALWAYS to the last line at any given moment)
asciilifeform: ;;later tell phf can haz bookmarkable url that points to tip of the logz plox ? ☟︎
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: if you're playing physical camo games, why not hide the thing in old vase. in garden. up arse. etc
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2016/calidad-de-vida-or-my-days-among-the-cargo-cult/#comment-116959
asciilifeform: and why is the plastic case useful, i dun get it
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-04-10#1449706 << no rng ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-04-10#1449707 << z80 had 64k addr space... ☝︎
asciilifeform: but i never had the slightest desire to own one , esp. to use for intended purpose
asciilifeform: admittedly i find some of he '80s-'90s game machines interesting from a systems perspective, they had minimalistic iron and ran 'os-less' long into the era when x86 languished under microshit
asciilifeform: srsly the original drm chumpers, buying, believe, ~whole computer~ built solely to make copying the gamez harder!
asciilifeform: jurov: ty for summary, now i can snore again, i never did and never will give a flying fuck re game consoles
asciilifeform: adlai: lulz
asciilifeform: adlai: finally out, i take it? escaped?
asciilifeform: what the linked item was
asciilifeform: any idea why?
asciilifeform: why did american army in vietnam, which had thermobaric bomb in abundance (invented it, in practice) continue to use legions of grunts with ordinary rifles?
asciilifeform: does mircea_popescu dig his garden with shovel, or with trotyl?
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-04-10#1449672 << of ferfuxxsake, 'First - you pillage, Then - you burn!' - didn't they teach this in your viking school!? ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-04-10#1449684 << site is down ? ☝︎
asciilifeform: or ~would~ if he could catch!
asciilifeform: this one does!11
asciilifeform: he was supposed to have had ~moar tail~ !111
asciilifeform: 'freeze, freeze, wolf's tail!111'
asciilifeform: ^ iconic phrase known to every kid
asciilifeform: мерзни, мерзни, волчий хвост !
asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5rMKHLV6Hk << variation on this theme. with ~wolf~ instead of bear, and a number of other tweaks.
asciilifeform: we definitely had this tale.
asciilifeform: ah yes i recall this!
asciilifeform: ah i was thinking of aesop's
asciilifeform: waiwut
asciilifeform: aha?
asciilifeform: generally it is not why safes exist upon satan's green earth.
asciilifeform: while it is ~conceivable~ that any particular heavy safe is filled to the brim with used condoms,
asciilifeform: (a reason that was in place as early as '97)
asciilifeform: the intel turds are ciphered and signed for a reason.
asciilifeform: re the microcode thing, i can picture mircea_popescu going on a bank heist, and, coming up against a massive safe, 'let's not bother with the dynamite, fellas, this thing surely is full of used condoms'
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asciilifeform: and in all cases the most similar creatures are the ones that must fight
asciilifeform: or, he has a pie, and i do not, enemies.
asciilifeform: different colour uniforms --> enemies.
asciilifeform: not how it works
asciilifeform: so the correct thing to do is to picture enemy who has thought of ~at least~ everything you can think of.
asciilifeform: and i see this as proper, because scheming against a ~stupid~ enemy is largely a waste of time, because how to know ~exactly how stupid~ he is ?
asciilifeform: iirc i once did explain that my mental model of the enemy is myself with a negative sign.
asciilifeform: not only on the obvious basis of 'can add magic instruction' but 'will reveal magic instructions that have been added in 20 yrs of nsa-supplied patches'
asciilifeform: i disagree.
asciilifeform: (key exists, legendarily, in 1 copy, in the castle of doom, etc.)
asciilifeform: in 20 yrs of signed microcode patches, NOTHING leaked out, not only keys, but even the format of the payload.
asciilifeform: re earlier thread, here is an interesting example of strong cage - intel microcode
asciilifeform: no i get it.
asciilifeform: but i definitely see how it handily encompasses the varied crimes of the egalitarian cult.
asciilifeform: incidentally, and perhaps mircea_popescu does not know this, but even here in the heart of mordor this phrase is a comical byword for idiocy, like nixon's plumbers
asciilifeform: which is ?
asciilifeform: fiat world has, what, 400 yrs. of accumulated fat, with which it carries out caligulistic nonsenses like, yes, 'child left behind'
asciilifeform: (who is scored in an ordinary zoo, and how? i dun follow the analogy)
asciilifeform: bit of a puzzler
asciilifeform: generally, they stay on the correct side of the bars.
asciilifeform: yes, once in a while some critter escapes.
asciilifeform: fiat world is exactly as secure as... the zoo.
asciilifeform: let's have it
asciilifeform: easy come, easy go
asciilifeform: cheap, disposable.
asciilifeform: i.e. they get harvested by folks lookin' to do some infectin', and revoked immediately when the news break
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: crapple app dev keys and microshit driver keys play roughly the same role in ecosystem as that cali hearing aid shop's ssl cert.
asciilifeform: phf: meta-nsa relaxes and smokes in the corner, it doesn't need keys, sends magic udp
asciilifeform: elaborate?
asciilifeform: that's how the drm prison worx
asciilifeform: well the plebe-cert-signed shit doesn't get to turn ~all~ of the knobs
asciilifeform: but something their coke machine dispenses when you stick in a benjie.
asciilifeform: because this is not a precious master key
asciilifeform: just like microshit's driver signing certs.
asciilifeform: they get revoked at the drop of a hat.
asciilifeform: sign 10 times.
asciilifeform: i can do right now.
asciilifeform: understand, this means that somebody cought up $100
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: signed with apple's developer cert !
asciilifeform: (in the old days this was unheard of, because the thing needed to propagate after all.)
asciilifeform: crapware that doesn't even run.
asciilifeform: these are common, believe or not.
asciilifeform: aha.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: y'know, not ~all~ malware artists are tards. some folks have embedded key.
asciilifeform: '... encrypts the RN with the RSA key retrieved from the C2 server ...' << !!
asciilifeform: srsly?!
asciilifeform: 'As KeRanger encrypts each file (i.e. Test.docx) starts by creating an encrypted version that uses the .encrypted extension (i.e. Test.docx.encrypted.) To encrypt each file, KeRanger starts by generating a random number (RN) and encrypts the RN with the RSA key retrieved from the C2 server using the RSA algorithm. It then ....' << L0l!1111
asciilifeform: http://researchcenter.paloaltonetworks.com/2016/03/new-os-x-ransomware-keranger-infected-transmission-bittorrent-client-installer << linked from, even. pretty good dissection.
asciilifeform: https://www.transmissionbt.com << l0l! appears to!
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: consider that the proggy ran on ~os~ with autoupdate.
asciilifeform: folks who left 'autoupdate' on, got phucked
asciilifeform: aha, 'transmission', famous
asciilifeform: at least.