asciilifeform: which

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: waiwut

asciilifeform: or if helping other folk up

asciilifeform: recall it is also trb.

asciilifeform: grunting at a MB/s or so, yes

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it is up!

asciilifeform: $up gabriel_laddel

asciilifeform: 5-10/sec.

asciilifeform: hence the mega-torrent-of-flies

asciilifeform: turns out it's on hnews now.

asciilifeform: burnitall(tm)(r)

asciilifeform: turns out setting - ignored.

asciilifeform: what's interesting is that this barf is ~disabled~

asciilifeform: www still up tho.

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: lel

asciilifeform: l0l!

asciilifeform: seo?!

asciilifeform: lelxpert

asciilifeform: a few submitted keyz, so not wholly waste of bw.

asciilifeform: fatlottagood they do.

asciilifeform: getting reddit folk at 2-3/sec.

asciilifeform: some lamerism.

asciilifeform: nfi

asciilifeform: http://chat.stackoverflow.com/rooms/10/loungec << lel, phuctor

asciilifeform: "GET /humans.txt HTTP/1.1" << l0l

asciilifeform: mostly a snoar so far.

asciilifeform: lel

asciilifeform: ah. have fun

asciilifeform: where'd ya come from, Birdman ?

asciilifeform: $up Birdman

asciilifeform: (700+)

asciilifeform: kinda lulzy, it was on frontpage for a few min, looks like, then manually (!) lowered into latrine

asciilifeform: or hm, i have nfi.

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: lulzy, a good bit of traffic, but rating permanently welded at '1'

asciilifeform: betcha it'll vanish within the hour.

asciilifeform: https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/4hcvvi/200_pgp_keys_and_counting_publicly_broken << fwiw.

asciilifeform: this 'community.'

asciilifeform: self-licking icecream cone.

asciilifeform: 'and this here german chick did it in 2010'

asciilifeform: 'and if someone broke, it didn't really happen'

asciilifeform: 'and if they did, nobody broke a key'

asciilifeform: 'nobody uses pgp.'

asciilifeform: witness the silence from the 'kompyoooter insekoooority' komyooniti.

asciilifeform: any of it.

asciilifeform: and remember folx, this Definitely Never Happened!111 (TM) (R)

asciilifeform: i think this is where we got that ti key.

asciilifeform: factorable in ~constant time.

asciilifeform: known, in the wild.

asciilifeform: this exists.

asciilifeform: nah

asciilifeform: to search for the idiocy where a diddled or simpleminded pgptron wants to generate an n-bit key, and so it craps out a n/2-bit prime and then gets next prime after it and multiplies.

asciilifeform: the next exercise prolly ought to be:

asciilifeform: handy to compare with http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-01#1460471 ☝︎

asciilifeform: ^ use by anybody who sees blackhole etc

asciilifeform: https://archive.is/pLVrl << snapshot of current state, ftr.

asciilifeform: hence somebody 'helped' so kindly, a number of folks, to generate'em.

asciilifeform: is that it is not so difficult to factor these.

asciilifeform: the wholeFUCKINGreason we are seeing folx with random ints as rsa mods

asciilifeform: there it goes.

asciilifeform: interestingly.

asciilifeform: but no www.

asciilifeform: it pings, and i have shell open there

asciilifeform: and determining remaining timez, exercise for reader.

asciilifeform: but if it appears multiple times, it will show up 1nce.

asciilifeform: doesn't explicitly recurse, no

asciilifeform: whatddayamean

asciilifeform: wait till we do 10mil...

asciilifeform: notbad.jpg.

asciilifeform: 1414.872s.

asciilifeform: 15,485,863

asciilifeform: this is normal

asciilifeform: some will be new factors for previously seen mods

asciilifeform: still jizzzzzzzzzzing

asciilifeform: that aint all

asciilifeform: get ready folx

asciilifeform: https://archive.is/EJM9s << ftr. moment just before the shot. 210 phucked mods. ☟︎

asciilifeform: fire.

asciilifeform: 3... 2... 1...

asciilifeform: for starters.

asciilifeform: 8ball of 1st 1,000,000 primes' primorial.

asciilifeform: about to deploy this, in anger.

asciilifeform: (these show up as large composites, naturally, in the gcdification pairwise with the 8ball)

asciilifeform: the folks who have essentially random integers as moduli, spew out plenty of additional factors

asciilifeform: l0l 8ball gives interesting results in local test

asciilifeform: l0lwut

asciilifeform: (via davout)

asciilifeform: http://i.imgur.com/TxiCORM.png << poor kako.

asciilifeform: 185.56.82.82 - - [01/May/2016:21:01:09 +0000] "\x16\x03\x01\x00\xFF\x01\x00\x00\xFB\x03\x03W&Rp9\xCC\xC9>\xBC] <<<<< the other one, for completeness.

asciilifeform: prolly some webtard 'sploit.

asciilifeform: there was another, similar, from same.

asciilifeform: nfi what

asciilifeform: l33333333333333333333337 1d10tz luuuv

asciilifeform: 185.56.82.82 - - [01/May/2016:21:01:09 +0000] "\x16\x03\x01\x00\xFF\x01\x00\x00\xFB\x03\x03W&Rp\xCBB\x9C\xD6\xF3\xB7\xA9\xCBKLw2\xB6\x12l"

asciilifeform: in other nyooz,

asciilifeform: as specialcase.

asciilifeform: 8ball is gonna have to go in the werker

asciilifeform: (it maxes out at 65535 bit)

asciilifeform: too many for the lamer gpg format, yes

asciilifeform: (unrelatedly, the product of the first million primes weighs less than 3MB !1111?)

asciilifeform: hanbot will need nyoo j0b or wut