asciilifeform eagerly awaits the first official 'coke machine warrant'

asciilifeform: '...authorities obtained a search warrant compelling the girlfriend of an alleged Armenian gang member to press her finger against an iPhone that had been seized...'

asciilifeform: in yet other nyooz, biometric lulz, http://www.latimes.com/local/california/la-me-iphones-fingerprints-20160430-story.html

asciilifeform: moar nato lulz, http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/05/royal-navy-fires-warning-shots-as-spanish-vessel-harasses-us-sub

asciilifeform: in related lulz, http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/05/04/nist_readies_postquantum_crypto_competition

asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: http://www.databreachtoday.com/blogs/please-dont-pay-ransoms-fbi-urges-p-2120 << possibly nyooz

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: afaik u.s. state dept. strictly

asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: didn't pedo brock actually star in one of these filmz ?

asciilifeform: trinque: famously, mexican 'zeta'

asciilifeform: hey i consider rape far too humane for these folk.

asciilifeform: if 'he's a meanie and couldn't possibly prevail' (tm)

asciilifeform: so why did hastings have to get fragged

asciilifeform: 'why do we crowd keys in 'round number' bitlength neighbourhoods?'

asciilifeform: and other fella asks a notbad question - https://www.pgpru.com/forum/kriptografija/raspredeleniedlinykljuchejjrsapochemukruglyeznachenijaineopasnolieto

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu, phf : misc lulz - http://valerii-palych.blogspot.com/2016/05/blog-post.html

asciilifeform: the sheer... cheapness. of the attempt, is breathtaking.

asciilifeform: on what principle did they pick a diagnosable, clinical imbecile ?!

asciilifeform: what, it is hard to find washed-up engineer ?

asciilifeform: than some rando idiot

asciilifeform: e.g., even bock, could play a better one

asciilifeform: why couldn't hitler have picked a plausible shitoshi ?

asciilifeform: i deeply fail to grok this

asciilifeform: kudos to phf for the harvest.

asciilifeform: (being pumped in now, concurrently with the remnant of the old sks set)

asciilifeform: and, i expect, all swallowed before sunday.

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: they are being eaten.

asciilifeform: and about 1 in 10 is a uniturd, these will have to be dealt with.

asciilifeform: immediately we learn that a good chunk was already in sks.

asciilifeform: firing.

asciilifeform: piss on the bus wheels...

asciilifeform: engines...

asciilifeform: 3... 2... 1...

asciilifeform: gonna throw it in the hopper NOW.

asciilifeform: i can't fucking resist

asciilifeform: sooo

asciilifeform: this is shabbatai zev-grade l0ltr0n1cs.

asciilifeform: l0lnoway

asciilifeform: but hell knows.

asciilifeform: tbh i'll be quite surprised if any of them pop

asciilifeform: spiffy

asciilifeform: what % of the total do they represent, would you say ?

asciilifeform: phf: did you get these with a crawler?

asciilifeform: why blow entire box of chocolates in one night.

asciilifeform: but i deliberately did not focus on this piece.

asciilifeform: could EASILY be parallelized

asciilifeform: about 100k.

asciilifeform: well they'll go in after the current batch is over.

asciilifeform: it will go in the hopper.

asciilifeform: neato!

asciilifeform: oh hey.

asciilifeform: do want.

asciilifeform: ^

asciilifeform: never a proper key

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: anything ever showing up in the usual 8ball can only be a factor of a random turd

asciilifeform: it might be more interesting to drop in random ~large~ primes tho

asciilifeform: as suggested earlier in logz

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this weekend i will hook up the real-time grower

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: still cooking the 50mil.

asciilifeform: whynot

asciilifeform: haha like mormon church converts dead indians

asciilifeform: convert ancient keyz?

asciilifeform: ease how?

asciilifeform: then we can start having our plugz pulled daily again, lel

asciilifeform: yeah

asciilifeform: but i really loathe the idea of propping up the old junkyard

asciilifeform: i.e. host an sks mirror on dulap.

asciilifeform: prolly what i ought to do is have it suck in real time

asciilifeform: slicing it up, takes a while.

asciilifeform: well there is also the ~fresh~ sks.

asciilifeform: fuel tank has another 2-3 days in it.

asciilifeform: in other nyoooz, approaching the 2millionth modulus.

asciilifeform: srsly?!

asciilifeform: l0l!!

asciilifeform: and even now it is somehow 'irrelevant'

asciilifeform: until i rubbed their snouts into it

asciilifeform: i'm also lulzing re how nobody seems to know about the old pgp standard where fp was bottom n bits of the mod

asciilifeform: lelz!

asciilifeform: ah, folks like asciilifeform .

asciilifeform: what's an unfrequented-type ?

asciilifeform: just not in the usual honest-wurk sense.

asciilifeform: lel somehow i suspect that he is quite employed.

asciilifeform: and se333333k0000rit1 researcher

asciilifeform: i thought bock was posing as a comp sci prof

asciilifeform: waitasec

asciilifeform: i'm just lulzing over the - apparently backdated???! - shithub

asciilifeform: https://github.com/hannob/pgpecosystem << where was this last may ?

asciilifeform: ah yea

asciilifeform: -- bock

asciilifeform: on this).'

asciilifeform: know if I uploaded any. At least the date roughly matches when I worked

asciilifeform: but I don't remember exactly. I created broken test keys, but I don't

asciilifeform: alice () example com (and honestly it may be that these one comes from me,

asciilifeform: 'Now to the 10 keys that have valid selfsigs. Two are for

asciilifeform: gold:

asciilifeform: almost like he used, e.g., ft meade's collection

asciilifeform: it coincided with our set about 80%

asciilifeform: well no, it wasn't straight from dev/random

asciilifeform: (bock claimed to have used sks dump, but his set diverges considerably)

asciilifeform: http://seclists.org/oss-sec/2016/q2/255 << lulz, i sat on my arse and somebody did the filter wurk for me.

asciilifeform: danielpbarron: we do, since assbot