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BingoBoingo: Only one site in Serbia responded
to
the initial solicitation and failed
to follow up
BingoBoingo: And doesn't change
their lack of response
to inquiries
BingoBoingo: Not Equinix, but indistinguishable
to my eyes
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: In
the second scrubbing of Asia,
they advertised datacenters
turned out
to be NTT, an international
thing
BingoBoingo as he waits a few more minutes for
the rain
to stop before
taking a walk anyway feels he has
to interject
that at least Cambodia's Soviet wears a uniform advertising his Sovietness
ericbot: Logged on 2019-10-05 01:47:24 BingoBoingo: hasn't given
thought
to an alternate universe where Cambodians respond
to commercial inquiries in at least a year
ericbot: Logged on 2019-10-05 01:38:54 BingoBoingo: mp_en_viaje: Criteria 1 was no nato, russia, or china. Asia sucked and charged incredibly for international conenctivity. Africa is Africa. Inside Latam
the options with independently owned datacenters were Brasil and Uruguay. Brasil's paperwork culture appeared even more soviet
than Uruguay's with additional visa/residency hoops.
ericbot: Logged on 2019-10-05 01:27:12 mp_en_viaje: asciilifeform, i suppose
the next step is
to go
through
the list of ixps see where you can sit.
BingoBoingo: A number of Hong Kong operations ended up appearing
to be
the same operation, while another's major branding was hosted software for
the Chinese laundry industry.
BingoBoingo hasn't given
thought
to an alternate universe where Cambodians respond
to commercial inquiries in at least a year
BingoBoingo: mp_en_viaje: Criteria 1 was no nato, russia, or china. Asia sucked and charged incredibly for international conenctivity. Africa is Africa. Inside Latam
the options with independently owned datacenters were Brasil and Uruguay. Brasil's paperwork culture appeared even more soviet
than Uruguay's with additional visa/residency hoops.
ossabot: Logged on 2019-10-04 17:48:11 asciilifeform: ( evidently somewhere do exist 'serious adult' carriers, i.e. where mp_en_viaje parks his box. but for some reason he sent BingoBoingo
to uy, and not
to
there )
mp_en_viaje: asciilifeform, i suppose
the next step is
to go
through
the list of ixps see where you can sit.
mp_en_viaje: but you also can't continue in
this vein, what, whenever random internet dork sends half a quarter of an eight gbps your way you're croaked for
the evening ?
tis ridoinculous.
mp_en_viaje personally has no intention of pulling
the plug over diana_coman 's inability
to do smg work
today because of
this for instance ;
mp_en_viaje: it's not like ~you~ did it , you know.
take it easy.
BingoBoingo: Thank you. I guess I'm going
to have
to do
the only
things I can right now. 1. eat some food 2.
Take a walk, etc and
try
to have burned more calories in activity
today
than stress 3. Go
to sleep sober
mp_en_viaje: problem is
that after you sent
the previous yokel
text,
there's nothing
that you can say
to deyokel self.
mp_en_viaje: so far
the situation here is
that you stumbled on
the cable and
took half a day
to plug it back in. got anything
that can actually move us past
this ?
mp_en_viaje: on any kind of radar, i feel like an idiot showing people a
trival example of a saturated pipe and pretending like
they should be impressed.
mp_en_viaje: nevermind questions. 1. i am stuck with customers correctly pointing out
that my uptime
this month will ~maybe~ reach
two nines. it'll be a wonder if
this outage doesn't put me entirely out of business. 2. do you have any actual substantial anything
to point
to, because brandishing about "hostile" and "attack" and etcetera empty wordage isn't doing anything for me. in particular 20mbps for a few minutes doesn't even register
ossabot: Logged on 2019-10-04 21:34:03 mp_en_viaje: "either you get your shit
together or i move on, pick exactly one."
mp_en_viaje: 3. What carriers run fiber
to
the datacenter? I would like
to know what all
the connectivity options available are. << dawg ffs, i showed you
them.
mp_en_viaje: "either you get your shit
together or i move on, pick exactly one."
mp_en_viaje: "I would like
to know what options are available going forward" is about 500 words
too many for
the simple concept of
mp_en_viaje: the reason i asked about
the graphs was because, eg, "Oscar helpfully shared graphs showing particular IP addresses being hit with substantial, apparently hostile incoming
traffic with
targeted at a few IPs in
the IP range." is entirely false.
mp_en_viaje: BingoBoingo, if you're gonna send as is anyway, why
the fyuck am i reading it
mp_en_viaje: so basically, 20mbps sustained over... looks like 10 minutes or so =
too much ?
BingoBoingo: I have no idea what
te vertical represents
BingoBoingo: Sarcasm with respect
to
the graph's utility may have been a bit
too subtle
BingoBoingo: mp_en_viaje: I did not post
the graphs yet, will post
mp_en_viaje: wtf is "apparently hostile", what gave
the appearance ? was it
the coloring ? something else ?
mp_en_viaje: Oscar helpfully shared graphs showing particular IP addresses being hit << were
these in here and i missed ?
BingoBoingo: <mp_en_viaje> what's a firewall gonna do in
this context ?! << I have no idea wtf a firewall is supposed
to do against an inbound DDoS
lobbes: asciilifeform, heh I saw.
Though I'm just a customer; I'll respect BB's wishes if he wants
to ban naked joins for
the
time being
ericbot: (asciilifeform) 2019-10-04 baitbot: asciilifeform:
time since my last reconnect : 0d 2h 8m
ericbot: Logged on 2019-10-04 21:23:32 BingoBoingo: !Q later
tell lobbes You seem
to have a naked bouncer running on your Rockchip. Let me know how you want
to move forward with getting
the machine back online.
mp_en_viaje: was
their concern
that your boxes were catching on fire ?
mp_en_viaje: what's a firewall gonna do in
this context ?!
lobbes coming live from a fresh ZNC install on another box... goes
to catch up on logs
BingoBoingo going
to keep compiling
the pointed questions
BingoBoingo: I keep playing
this fucking game of
telephone with Latecho/Antel
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Duplap and
three Rockchips including mine are left in
the cold atm.
BingoBoingo: We can put
to rest
the idea
that was done in a completely automated way corresponding cleanly
to joins
lobbesbot: BingoBoingo:
The operation succeeded.
BingoBoingo: !Q later
tell lobbes You seem
to have a naked bouncer running on your Rockchip. Let me know how you want
to move forward with getting
the machine back online.
lobbesbot: BingoBoingo:
The operation succeeded.
BingoBoingo: !Q later
tell billymg You seem
to have a naked bouncer running on your Rockchip. Let me know how you want
to move forward with getting
the machine back online.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I'm working on putting
together a draft for
that. Before I send it, I will paste it in channel because I would like serious feedback
to make sure I am putting
the right questions and pressure on
them.
BingoBoingo: I suspect 1. blip in Pizarro network causes big batch of IRC reconnects, 2. Pretext
to walk IPs emerges, hitting ips from /join messages during window