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mircea_popescu: $v 8DD5AEEC6512709A00BA6BD58A95158D7E9499903F24C5C129C6FD7AE049D7A6
mircea_popescu: !v 8DD5AEEC6512709A00BA6BD58A95158D7E9499903F24C5C129C6FD7AE049D7A6
mircea_popescu: this shit is not a compiler. it's a low effort parser with delusions and pretensions.
mircea_popescu: and if it won't do this, the fact that it graciously doesn't require me to write my own asm jumps or whatnot is irrelevant already.
mircea_popescu: there is absolutely no reason, nor can there be any reason, c compiler can't take two strings, such as the decameron and the collected works of shakespeare, and multiply them together, as fucking numbers, and spit out the result. none.
mircea_popescu: which is how longhand multiplication even fucking works, on the basis of strings-and-regexp pretty much.
mircea_popescu: the compiler is more than happy to make a linked list of fixints and do the carryovers as required.
mircea_popescu: mp lemma : any computing environment where bigints are not native is ipso facto parsed, not compiled.
mircea_popescu: who the fuck things these shitboxes are even computers when i get n digits eval to 0, NaN and whatever other bullshit ?!
mircea_popescu: seriously, i gotta say ANYTHING more than "bigint" to get this ?
mircea_popescu: ascii_deadfiber and while on this topic : it beggars belief that bignum-as-linked-list-of-any-size-up-to-avail-ram is not a fucking standard in gcc in 2016.
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mircea_popescu: dun worry bout it, he won't be able to outlive it no matter what else he does. from experience half a decade later or w/e he'll start whining about how it should be deleted.
mircea_popescu: herpitty derp, the world works like it's on fucking fire. anyway, that exhausts my patience.
mircea_popescu: apparently
http://cado-nfs.gforge.inria.fr/ is what bernstein uses. except "Required software tools [...] GNU make and CMake (2.6.3 or later) for building (CMake is installed on the fly if missing. This feature requires an Internet connection.)" and then Connecting to cmake.org|66.194.253.19|:443... connected. ERROR: certificate common name `*.kitware.com' doesn't match requested host name `cmake.org'.
mircea_popescu: incidentally, anyone have a general number field sieve implementation in anything ?
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic ^ i propose as best candidate for m-r testing.
mircea_popescu: lmao "my vodka identifies as water - therefore it is good for me!"
mircea_popescu: ". like it's fucking 1700 all over again or some shit, and they're refugees from the Alchemics & Perpetuum Mobile society.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: rly game looks spiffy (on all of them!), as the data moves from kb to mb and the node count goes up and on and on, the thing (all of them!) collapses in a pile of uncaught, "nobodycouldhavepredicted" complexity explosions. and all this because idiot/voodoo expert came up with the brilliant idea of "hey, we make robot for your nuclear plant, and if it drops the pu brick you just pick it up by hand and put it back in the hopper
mircea_popescu: an expert rabbi, and finally verification be damned, the MEANING of moves can't even be extracted anymore. all this because instead of getting very clearly fundamental principles and sticking to them, they followed the "crazy shit stick on all sides of rifle" approach, with the predictable (and predicted) result that "you fuck it, it gets heavy, and you still don't hit large side of barn". so that's exactly what happens : ea
mircea_popescu:
http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461614 << ianacs, but : fwis the way all these "modern" computing stacks work, is they are made by people with absolutely no system design training, competence or understanding. as a result, they end up hand-crafting the tail. the ready equivalent would be a "new, modern" game of chess, where as the game progresses more and more moves have to be verified against a rulebook ; and then against
☝︎☟︎ mircea_popescu: historically, stonemasons had a better time of it working for temples than gaols.
mircea_popescu: poor hanno boeck & assorted shitbag parade, they don't even run systems with native bignum support, wtf are they gonna do now! 6723834688378347131962599764946917095897099 dun fit in javascript calculator mang, wat do!
mircea_popescu: actually, lettuce make that url trend for "Hanno Böck caught lying", it'll no doubt do wonders for his career.
mircea_popescu: and holy shit does twitter load a lot of spurious junk.
mircea_popescu: he even has a gavinesque retarded face, also. what's with all these mongoloid cheeks everywhere in the dumbass "computing co-manatee" ?
mircea_popescu: of course he appeared ? we got all sorts of workable ideas for phuctor!
mircea_popescu: but yes, pretty nifty as you can use it to send a [sorta] encrypted message entirely via web
mircea_popescu: i put it on my pgp page on trilema,. forgot all abpout it, now stumbled on it all over again
mircea_popescu: so isn't this pretty much 99% of bignum->rsa in pgp format ?
mircea_popescu: PGencode.js particularily interesting i thought as it really takes base64 pubkey and puts it through rsa.js
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it won't last, server's pretty well supplied.
mircea_popescu: you're asking me who you talked to ? what am i, the omniphone ?
mircea_popescu: helps build your identity, and you'll be able to self-voice.