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mircea_popescu: !v 8DD5AEEC6512709A00BA6BD58A95158D7E9499903F24C5C129C6FD7AE049D7A6
mircea_popescu: $lord jurov
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/slave-labour.jpg << teh epic results of slave labour.
mircea_popescu: im gonna have an enchilada
mircea_popescu: this shit is not a compiler. it's a low effort parser with delusions and pretensions.
mircea_popescu: i'd be better off with asm.
mircea_popescu: and if it won't do this, the fact that it graciously doesn't require me to write my own asm jumps or whatnot is irrelevant already.
mircea_popescu: there is absolutely no reason, nor can there be any reason, c compiler can't take two strings, such as the decameron and the collected works of shakespeare, and multiply them together, as fucking numbers, and spit out the result. none.
mircea_popescu: which is how longhand multiplication even fucking works, on the basis of strings-and-regexp pretty much.
mircea_popescu: fuck, you can implement infinitedigit math in STRINGS
mircea_popescu: the compiler is more than happy to make a linked list of fixints and do the carryovers as required.
mircea_popescu: ascii_deadfiber i don't get the speed argument.
mircea_popescu: mp lemma : any computing environment where bigints are not native is ipso facto parsed, not compiled.
mircea_popescu: why the FUCK is there a compiler AT ALL ?!?!
mircea_popescu: ascii_deadfiber IT IS NOT MY FUCKING JOB TO ANSWER!!!
mircea_popescu: who the fuck things these shitboxes are even computers when i get n digits eval to 0, NaN and whatever other bullshit ?!
mircea_popescu: seriously, i gotta say ANYTHING more than "bigint" to get this ?
mircea_popescu: ascii_deadfiber and while on this topic : it beggars belief that bignum-as-linked-list-of-any-size-up-to-avail-ram is not a fucking standard in gcc in 2016.
mircea_popescu: i recall him trying one
mircea_popescu: aha.
mircea_popescu: anyway, if anyone with a box with python > 3.2 on it is willing to give http://cado-nfs.gforge.inria.fr/ a whirl (specifically in regards to the modulus in http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461712 ) plox lemme know whether it even worx. ☝︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: no but it's fucking lulzy already.
mircea_popescu: kk
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2016/05/qntra-s-qntr-april-2016-report/ << this right ?
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo "hoard's" not "horde"
mircea_popescu: depends how willing the thinking folk be.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461729 <<< and usg is "the replacement republic", at least in its own mind. what of it. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: $v C7EC2E90D0FCDCE3BF39AC7C617BC576AAB197A30624EFE862987F72F45BD8A7
mircea_popescu: $rate hcb 1 Euloran
mircea_popescu: aha.
mircea_popescu: $key hcb
mircea_popescu: dun worry bout it, he won't be able to outlive it no matter what else he does. from experience half a decade later or w/e he'll start whining about how it should be deleted.
mircea_popescu: eh, not the place for it.
mircea_popescu: $up ascii_deadfiber
mircea_popescu: herpitty derp, the world works like it's on fucking fire. anyway, that exhausts my patience.
mircea_popescu: apparently http://cado-nfs.gforge.inria.fr/ is what bernstein uses. except "Required software tools [...] GNU make and CMake (2.6.3 or later) for building (CMake is installed on the fly if missing. This feature requires an Internet connection.)" and then Connecting to cmake.org|66.194.253.19|:443... connected. ERROR: certificate common name `*.kitware.com' doesn't match requested host name `cmake.org'.
mircea_popescu: you got computers and they work amirite ?!
mircea_popescu: http://www.math.ttu.edu/~cmonico/software/ggnfs/ << "numbers up to 140 digits" what the everloving fuck is this bullshit.
mircea_popescu: incidentally, anyone have a general number field sieve implementation in anything ?
mircea_popescu: $up m0
mircea_popescu: in vaguely related lulz, http://www.javascripter.net/math/primes/millerrabinbug-bigint54.htm as well as "However, if you try to pass an odd number n greater than 2^53 the test will not work because the argument would actually turn out to be some other number approximately equal to the desired odd number: JavaScript/IEEE754 cannot exactly represent odd numbers that large!" ☟︎
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic ^ i propose as best candidate for m-r testing.
mircea_popescu: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/561245D928FF0843F5F346549A73B46C6836E3B2BE309DC7F6CCAFCF7F17795C << thinking about it, this is quite the example. 4096 key, correct e, divisible by 5, 11, 23, 447. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461655 << i thought we were over this a few times ? yes, you can, many midwestern municipalities run isps, which are by and large BETTER than anything you can get in washington, which are the usual telcos. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461647 << stop globalwarming, citizen. the coming ice age is not pleased. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: lmao "my vodka identifies as water - therefore it is good for me!"
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461623 << me sobs at the alt reality where 8gb counts for really beefy. phuctor is on 1/4 tb, yo. unless it was 1/2 ? i forget. ☝︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: not yet huh ? aaaite.
mircea_popescu: ;;google Hanno Böck, deceitful shitbag
mircea_popescu: ". like it's fucking 1700 all over again or some shit, and they're refugees from the Alchemics & Perpetuum Mobile society. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: rly game looks spiffy (on all of them!), as the data moves from kb to mb and the node count goes up and on and on, the thing (all of them!) collapses in a pile of uncaught, "nobodycouldhavepredicted" complexity explosions. and all this because idiot/voodoo expert came up with the brilliant idea of "hey, we make robot for your nuclear plant, and if it drops the pu brick you just pick it up by hand and put it back in the hopper
mircea_popescu: an expert rabbi, and finally verification be damned, the MEANING of moves can't even be extracted anymore. all this because instead of getting very clearly fundamental principles and sticking to them, they followed the "crazy shit stick on all sides of rifle" approach, with the predictable (and predicted) result that "you fuck it, it gets heavy, and you still don't hit large side of barn". so that's exactly what happens : ea
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461614 << ianacs, but : fwis the way all these "modern" computing stacks work, is they are made by people with absolutely no system design training, competence or understanding. as a result, they end up hand-crafting the tail. the ready equivalent would be a "new, modern" game of chess, where as the game progresses more and more moves have to be verified against a rulebook ; and then against ☝︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461603 << where too many reduces to two. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461588 << alf teh bee dog, diligently pushing people towards better os solutions. results vary. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461556 << i was wondering when you'll get to that :) ☝︎
mircea_popescu: historically, stonemasons had a better time of it working for temples than gaols.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461555 << ahaha, prolly great place to work, you know. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: poor hanno boeck & assorted shitbag parade, they don't even run systems with native bignum support, wtf are they gonna do now! 6723834688378347131962599764946917095897099 dun fit in javascript calculator mang, wat do!
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461545 << nice, starting to get some serious numbers. ☝︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-02#1461541 << yep, he did. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: actually, lettuce make that url trend for "Hanno Böck caught lying", it'll no doubt do wonders for his career.
mircea_popescu: as little as a link to .... o wait, check it out... hacker news beleeted the comment pointing out he was caught lying last year. loller. anyway. as much as a link to <a href=http://trilema.com/2015/more-factored-rsa-keys-and-assorted-other-considerations/#selection-413.0-419.38>Hanno Böck caught lying.</a> will do
mircea_popescu: anyway, on the off chance anyone still has a twitter account at this point, feel free to bash his head in over https://twitter.com/hanno/status/727047168037642240
mircea_popescu: and holy shit does twitter load a lot of spurious junk.
mircea_popescu: he even has a gavinesque retarded face, also. what's with all these mongoloid cheeks everywhere in the dumbass "computing co-manatee" ?
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-02#1461535 << lmao apparently somebody hasn't fully digested the lessons of history. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: $up fromphuctor__
mircea_popescu: hanbot qntra has BingoBoingo 's tits, what. hater.
mircea_popescu: o look. logs!
mircea_popescu: $up bolts
mircea_popescu: o.O check out the tits!
mircea_popescu: well "new", nothing's ever new.
mircea_popescu: of course he appeared ? we got all sorts of workable ideas for phuctor!
mircea_popescu: you sound almopst like you're expecting something.
mircea_popescu: but yes, pretty nifty as you can use it to send a [sorta] encrypted message entirely via web
mircea_popescu: blogs rule.
mircea_popescu: i put it on my pgp page on trilema,. forgot all abpout it, now stumbled on it all over again
mircea_popescu: still. it has a key parser that works.
mircea_popescu: "windows clock moves in 18.2 ms jumps"
mircea_popescu: http://www.hanewin.net/encrypt/PGencode.js << the comments peculiarily amusing.
mircea_popescu: so isn't this pretty much 99% of bignum->rsa in pgp format ?
mircea_popescu: PGencode.js particularily interesting i thought as it really takes base64 pubkey and puts it through rsa.js
mircea_popescu: $up andrej235
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform but it also has a convertor to mpi/b64
mircea_popescu: incidentally, i just remembered : http://www.hanewin.net/encrypt/PGpubkey.htm << this of any use ?
mircea_popescu: let 'em try.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it won't last, server's pretty well supplied.
mircea_popescu: eh reddit ; who even has teh energy.
mircea_popescu: you're asking me who you talked to ? what am i, the omniphone ?
mircea_popescu: no idea ?
mircea_popescu: yes.
mircea_popescu: it's also in the logs, but, https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc4880
mircea_popescu: helps build your identity, and you'll be able to self-voice.
mircea_popescu: also, consider registering your key with deedbot
mircea_popescu: keep us posted
mircea_popescu: as long as it's a rsa key, it will work.
mircea_popescu: absolutely.
mircea_popescu: $up fromphuctor___