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adlai opens a "lispm crashes upon or before delivery to end-buyer" bitbet, funds Yes (as a self-promotion stunt)
adlai: what about a shitty rental? remember, i may be wealthy enough to buy a ford t, but i'm too poorfag to register my own keyid
assbot: Successfully updated the rating for shinohai from -1 to -1 with note: thinks it's a fucking game
ascii_rear: hence a single, solitary lispm is rather like a solitary mig-29
ascii_rear: these are quite like a ford t
adlai: brokers deal with volume, sometimes arbitrage opportunities only exist for a single trade.
ascii_rear: also if adlai wants to be a serious broker in lispm, he ought talk to dave schmidt and not me
ascii_rear: sorta like a 'ford t'
ascii_rear: this is not a rembrandt, after all, but a mass-produced item
adlai: there is a use for such things which does not require them leaving the greater DC area
adlai: ascii_rear: only when people buy my ticket, or sell me a lisp machine
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adlai: someday it'll be worth more than eric's head on a platter
adlai has a shapeshift.io shirt, got for phree in miami (aka GarzaConf), wears it ironically because he's such a hipster
adlai: uhh, isn't SOP crystal clear? eric gets a visit, doesn't want to shrem away a single day, so he sets up a "money laundering tool" which tracks IPs and uses 0conf to scam its lemmings
assbot: Logged on 31-12-2015 18:20:32; thestringpuller: so evoorhees blasts litecoin with https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1rjv6l/my_response_to_a_litecoin_advocate/ then goes on to found shapeshift.io ...
punkman: "She divorced Edward Halverson and returned to using her family name after he was convicted of hitting her with a frying pan during a domestic argument in 2008. Edward Halverson is serving three to 10 years in state prison."
adlai is not a racist, also not qualified to fight such misinformation... just fyi
thestringpuller: so evoorhees blasts litecoin with https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1rjv6l/my_response_to_a_litecoin_advocate/ then goes on to found shapeshift.io ... ☟︎
adlai: those (the edits) are hebrew for "like satoshi himself", and "btw he's a gypsy"
adlai: so uhm, mircea_popescu tells me to shut up so i did,wandered over to fuckerbergia, troll around a bit, then this happens: http://i.imgur.com/rNWRjU3.png
punkman: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=31-12-2015#1357217 did a fake punkman show up, not in my logs ☝︎
thestringpuller: this slow as a mollassus
asciilifeform: so to return to mircea_popescu's wild supposition, the answer is no - it is much CHEAPER to house a prisoner or pay a guard in usaschwitz than in, e.g., su ☟︎
asciilifeform: 'american is never given money, he is merely shown it and allowed to hold in his hands for a spell to be reminded that it exists' ☟︎
BingoBoingo: Alright took the opportunity to chop on qntra a bit. Page loading should be still faster.
assbot: Logged on 31-12-2015 13:25:58; mircea_popescu: it costs n times the LIFETIME AVERAGE INCOME of the world's poorest billion to keep a dude in jail for a year.
assbot: Logged on 31-12-2015 13:22:20; mircea_popescu: asciilifeform hey, let me know when it'd be a good time to do the 128-256gb ram upgrade.
shinohai: What can I say, I'm a legs guy.
assbot: Successfully added a rating of -1 for shinohai with note: perhaps one day shilling will discover a cure for liquid asset leakage
assbot: Successfully added a rating of -1 for adlai with note: Perhaps one day science will discover a cure for verbal diarrhea.
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shinohai: !rate adlai -1 Perhaps one day science will discover a cure for verbal diarrhea.
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 1 for mircea_popescu with note: pretty much the only guy who tells me when to shut up
assbot: Successfully added a rating of -1 for adlai with note: actually it's time to shut up.
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BingoBoingo: adlai: That's a mystery
adlai: lol, even the donation address is a bounty in favor of sedition
mircea_popescu: anyway. lo and behold, most of the womenz trying to date online have a god damned reason for it! behind a monitor, nobody knows you're short!
mircea_popescu: an ox is not a "transitioning" cow. it's an injured bull.
adlai: or does transitioning mean you are now a gender-free androgynee
mircea_popescu: here's a fun tidbit i forgot to mention in the dedicated article : out of ~278k female profiles (which really seem to be the total of the meat of okcupid, ie, women under 30) there is exactly NO actual female 180 cm or over. a buncha trannies but those obviously are not female.
adlai vaped on a high chair while yuval cohen did the jazz thing, !rate him 10/10 would listen again
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 1 for anduck with note: dude seems to honestly care for my mental health, wants me to stop trolling #b-a
mircea_popescu: i think i have enough compressor to oppress a horse.
mircea_popescu: it's a fucking soup out there. (turns out cooling humid air is way more energetically demanding than cooling dry air. who knew!)
mircea_popescu: there you go, 144kWh per sqft, that's over 70 MWh for a two girl apt.
mircea_popescu: it costs n times the LIFETIME AVERAGE INCOME of the world's poorest billion to keep a dude in jail for a year. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=31-12-2015#1356966 << alf has a theory that all these low effort "law breaking" things exist as usg-run operations to find and document wreckers. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform hey, let me know when it'd be a good time to do the 128-256gb ram upgrade. ☟︎
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adlai should really do a blog post explaining how "tinder for coinjoin" works, but then he'd be executed for blatand shillery
adlai: lol, protip for those who like to live dangerously: send with joinmarket, but winnings to originating address. 1/N chance you get your money back, or you made a nice donation to phungibility providers
adlai pushes to the stack of someday blog posts: "10 reasons why arbitrageurs should sell the ride and rent a bike"
adlai: years later to be reinvented by one japanese neckbeard who loved to gamble but hated paying a cut to the statehouse
deedbot-: [Qntra] Difficulty Rises 11.16% Adding A New Digit At 103,880,340,815 - http://qntra.net/2015/12/difficulty-rises-11-16-adding-a-new-digit-at-103880340815/
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shinohai imagines adlai as a digital dibbuk ....
adlai vanishes behind a cloud of keyboard dust, kicked up from furious typing
ith: Well I'd love to stay and chat about this further. Thank you for making the end of my day a bit better, anyway. I'm afraid that I have to leave now. Be back tomorrow evening. See you and thank you all for chipping in to unravel this mystery!
BingoBoingo: Every single one on a toilet at a time. "They" emerged at 0 flush
ith: And how many people died as a result of this disaster?
ith: So a bio false flag, then...
ith: I don't want to die in a shit storm, though. How can I avoid that?
BingoBoingo: ith: Stop PM'ing me. Fine what happens is you die in a shitstorm. Literally. You were on the toilet at 0 flush.
ith: you could email me a copy of the logs if you wanted to
BingoBoingo: duck fat is a going to be a safe investment, it can repel pat
punkman: download a copy of the logs, lots of info there
ith: I could buy a bit more, but that's risky. I might be throwing my money away
ith: I downloaded a porn video from a site specializing in making people cuckold a week or so ago. I need more information please. It would have to have been serious. How did the president leave office?
ith: How did the US come to not have a president?
BingoBoingo: punkman: And not a tail either, other side of the perineum
BingoBoingo: 7 legs, lots of teeth, but very slow. Well the seventh isn't technically a leg...
BingoBoingo: brb, gotta take this womp out while I still have a back door
BingoBoingo: !up punkman You know the minivan sized furballs that are a pestillence on the North America continent during our as opposed to ith's current epoch
punkman: what's a womp
ith: Trump seemed to be a half decent contender. Did he actually get elected?
BingoBoingo: brb, gotta chase a womp out of the garden
ith: No president, no economy. That can't be a good time
ith: Well if there's no president, how are things working in the United States? What's life like for a person down there?
Quent: softforking seems to me to simply be a deceptive way for miners to rule and the network have no say...
punkman: ith, you are on a time soft-fork, you need to find way back to 1832
Quent: you just make it super complex to jump through a lot of hoops...
Quent: I quote gmaxwell "anything can be implemented by a softfork"
Quent: as in, any change by a softfork effectively hardforks older clients
BingoBoingo: Sorry, you have a >2LSD error code ith
copypaste: A business based on lying to your partners is sure to fail; just a WoT suspends the failure by not letting any moron join in on the fun of transacting
copypaste: BingoBoingo: yes, because -otc has a WoT. Paxful has empty promises and a GUI.
copypaste: "a. Important: Do not mention bitcoin to the teller as banks are reluctant to work with bitcoin and may deny the deposit with no reason why.
copypaste: You have to be a complete fool to think that the regime with the most strict "money laundering" laws would allow that to continue for any amount of time
BingoBoingo: To be fair charlie also single dollars at a time too. He even for a while did the fucking SMS deal that bills a phone company.
copypaste: Indeed, and incorporating in the US, and further making it everyone else's problem that they exist in such poverty that the ability to transfer funds one satoshi at a time is a make-or-break for the business
BingoBoingo: that's a change
mircea_popescu: not that i'd use key material there generated for any purpose. BUT it's worth pointing out yet another way computers a) don't work and b) can't be fixed.
mircea_popescu: (ie, rhel "backports" "fixes" so that you CAN'T actually get the latest version. or whatever, 5.3 bs is their idea of a latest version in this environment)
BingoBoingo: "I'm a bad person, but I've never bullied anyone to suicide for using the N-word. This is the first real-life lynching by the progressive liberal movement, and you might as well own it."
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