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mircea_popescu: anyway. none of this is a good use of your time atm.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform emulating them, same diff.
mircea_popescu: and you can ask / say whatever you want, idiot runs on own code and ain't taking outside input.
mircea_popescu: meaningless flailing about what "we haven't proven" however, ie, the ONLY thing they may not do in their situation, that they come up with qs.
mircea_popescu: somehow the "here is the code i compiled to run to obtain that result" is not obviously the ONLY thing they may do in their situation.
mircea_popescu: right.
mircea_popescu: NONE of them produced the fucking software. all of them produced various versions of "oh, you owe us things"
mircea_popescu: something like that.
mircea_popescu: what's that "pirate party" derp again ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform that's much iffier because as you've seen in the field, the idiots who are idiots once are going to be idiots forever
mircea_popescu: ie, if paul biggar weren't a total idiot, he'd be here doing this.
mircea_popescu: get a "cloud" of likely primes, much in the way "artificial intelligence" works.
mircea_popescu: and then apply that to zero field, timestamps, etc.
mircea_popescu: the correct move here if we had spare engineers would be to run a complete review of open sores crypto material generators, starting with openssh
mircea_popescu: yes.
mircea_popescu: yes.
mircea_popescu: "phuctor has accidentally uncovered an access gateway for the usg global intercept network"
mircea_popescu: watch that it's actual towers lmao
mircea_popescu: hm this is a good point huh
mircea_popescu: but yes, when i had garden in timisoara i also had a spool of cat5.
mircea_popescu: you all want wireless because you grow cats in the house, admit it.
mircea_popescu doesn't use wireless.
mircea_popescu: $s "OpenSSH_5.2"
mircea_popescu: aha
mircea_popescu: nice thick factorz.
mircea_popescu: there's some periphrastic work but afaik i've not tackled this monster as of yet.
mircea_popescu: (look it up, bout 50 ppm or such as it is)
mircea_popescu: but i hear they're making an upgrade marked mandatory for everyone. called persistent cloaca.
mircea_popescu: for one thing, usg hasn't yet liberated female pelvis. current version still has confusing # of holes.
mircea_popescu: dude you kidding ? fucking is complicated.
mircea_popescu: the reason he's meeting venezuelan friend isn't what you think, but - they'll both go meet the girl, take her back to hotel, then shinohai's gonna be "alright bro, now take your pants off. not those pants, these pants. yes off. here's a webpage with screenshots. ok, now..."
mircea_popescu: lol shinohai will instruct noobs. how to play eulora ; how to run bot ; how to fuck camhos ; and other thangs.
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: nono, my pleasure
mircea_popescu: aaand qntra shares added.
mircea_popescu: even asange said this should happen to the russians! not to them! scandalous.
mircea_popescu: doesn't it know these people have note from bahamas ?!?!?!
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo the physics is SO unfair!
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: what kind of a man doesn't get blowjobs ?
mircea_popescu: the kind that is sick of trying to wash saliva out of tufty hairs
mircea_popescu: and to wash BingoBoingo 's heresies down, http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llcw0251Xc1qbznsao1_r1_1280.jpg
mircea_popescu: lol dude's rotting alive, watching manga.
mircea_popescu: they're still essentially rubbing their underdicks on each other.
mircea_popescu: father and son enjoy their savings
mircea_popescu: but since we're apparently doing gay now, i give you http://65.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5flwhSgbL1qcu54uo1_500.jpg
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i dunno that teeny self-opening herself counts as self fucking.
mircea_popescu: aha.
mircea_popescu: happens all the time, "migrating pouch"
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform yes.
mircea_popescu: this is fundamentalist chat!
mircea_popescu: and in other surgical news, http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqkkz0k6Yn1qf2htfo1_500.gif the problem with boob implants is that the boob becomes a two-medium item, and now you experience refraction etcf.
mircea_popescu: wiha is good ppls.
mircea_popescu: very little of what used to take skilled hands and tweezers in the operating room still does.
mircea_popescu: computer assisted / robot arm did, yes.
mircea_popescu: it's also a dying item. pre laparascopy it was a major tool of the trade.
mircea_popescu has / had various surgical implements ; knows.
mircea_popescu: JELIOUS RAJE
mircea_popescu: silver is really not what it used to be.
mircea_popescu: eh. food costs own weight in silver.
mircea_popescu: "do you know why it's called software, sonny ? it's because i shit better code than this!"
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform braindamage.
mircea_popescu: and more generally : for every one person who won't do x because stupid idea - there's at least 79 who don't because it never occured to them.
mircea_popescu: check your priviledge bro. there's more people who don't javascript because they can't than the ones who don't because won't.
mircea_popescu: JELIOUS RAYE
mircea_popescu: jelious ?
mircea_popescu: BUT THE FIFTH ONE WILL STAY UP!
mircea_popescu: kinda burned, fell over and then sunk into the swamp.
mircea_popescu: anyway, someone found a reimplementation of eve online in php made by some mexicans (literally), edited some stuff in his notepad ; but then the machine "caught some viruses" when he was making banners (ie, downloaded random photoshop crack) and well...
mircea_popescu: gets better, "i don't know how to fix that 500 error so will close the game"
mircea_popescu: consensteemit or what waseet
mircea_popescu: aha.
mircea_popescu: in other news, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtahqXjFcxU
mircea_popescu: omfg that place. what have you done to me!
mircea_popescu: "Develop Decentralized Applications & Sidechains in JavaScript with Lisk!"
mircea_popescu: oh look at that, "binary options"
mircea_popescu: or alternatively i guess for " For everybody, sorry my windows got some bug yesterday while I was doing the banners to promote the game Embarrassed and I'm busy trying to fix that, after that I'll give all atention to you all! Thanks for all!"
mircea_popescu: grep for "Ok guys, I found a general failure on the defense system of the game and don't know how to fix that making the game unable to play at this point."
mircea_popescu: in other retarded people lulz, https://archive.is/zneAp
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform yeah, salt is toxic to the innocent.
mircea_popescu: split the difference : it was 1978
mircea_popescu: well yes.
mircea_popescu: no, in like 2013
mircea_popescu: no, i know.
mircea_popescu: he died soon thereafter ; likely from salt poisoning.
mircea_popescu: a century ago.
mircea_popescu: he was pleased to hear the tsar was finally overturned
mircea_popescu: you know they recently found a russian fellow with his family, in the woods.
mircea_popescu: the 90s are over.
mircea_popescu: defenseless. a fucking wasp colony can take out the defenseless.
mircea_popescu: (incidentally, the elliot kid is a fucking self-parody, like a comic book character irl)
mircea_popescu: more like "there are no wizards, unless you mean 30 yo virgins"
mircea_popescu: this is provably not so.
mircea_popescu: the modern variant of the scape goat.
mircea_popescu: they're all the exact keyboard warrior, lost in a fantasy world where they "call assassinations" and "resolve problems" and whatnot.
mircea_popescu: there is no substantial difference between hillary rodham clinton, ross william ulbricht and adam james susan.
mircea_popescu: there's no meta-nsa, there's no anything. the dogvomit is dogvomit all the way down.
mircea_popescu: gloves filled with gloves. there's no substance.
mircea_popescu: reality in the field is exactly opposite, but hey.
mircea_popescu: you entertain this delusion, whereby the bureaucrats somehow have freedom to act ; republic does not