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mircea_popescu: i watched a middle aged woman and two young men. they were seated at some table being the usual monkeys adolescents are today
ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344452 << l0l! i misread as 'stalag' !! ☝︎
mircea_popescu: me. i should be. these fucktards who imagine the world exists like their stupid mother, just waiting for them to squeeze a tit a little are fine.
mircea_popescu: i should be less psychopathic!
assbot: Logged on 16-12-2015 16:27:05; mircea_popescu: epic. "i am exactly who i wanted to be : a failure. unfortunately, this also means i die now. so long!"
mircea_popescu: i somehow thought you mentioned them once.
ascii_field: i do not know how this worked
ascii_field: i'm not sure why 'it is my favourite' other than the fact that i used to live on a street that had one such. it was quite dilapidated and possibly abandoned
assbot: Logged on 16-12-2015 15:52:10; jurov: and the code i ended up with is rather invasive :(
punkman: yeah I totally want random derps used suit
mircea_popescu: So what was it? Did we just pick the wrong videographer? Did we pay too much for what was being offered? Should we have paid more for a more experienced videographer? Or significantly less for someone of equal calibre? Maybe our product just didn’t need a video? I mean, we’re selling women’s clothing and the items themselves are undoubtedly “out there”. Perhaps leveraging word of mouth would have proved just
mircea_popescu: i don't mean what they're currently wearing, i mean all the underwear they ever used.
mircea_popescu: i wonder what will i be taking in my travels for the waitresses and secretaries. tp and jeans like before ? batteries, maybe ? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: i have a dog that speaks like this.
nubbins`: this is great, i'm gonna read these over some coffee
mircea_popescu: in the immortal words of seinfeld, "i give some guy the keys to my car because he's wearing a vest"
mircea_popescu: any mention of "i suck as a manager" eerily absent. "i don't suck as a manager - i gave all the people who had no responsibility in the matter all the data about what a shit job i was doing. this means i wasn't doing a shit job! this is also how i went through school - i told my parents about all the Cs i got! this is actually better than getting As!"
mircea_popescu: We had a user acquisition problem, and the best route involved a competitor…The best acquisition method I saw was tapping into an existing network of people who had filed 1099s: like Intuit’s hundreds of millions of tax returns, many with 1099 income. Unfortunately, Intuit released an identical competing product to us. It’s not ideal when your best user acquisition strategy is partnering with a company who has a
mircea_popescu: i dun see any alternative there.
pete_dushenski: "i don't want to succeed if it means i can't be ME ! what am i, some sort of sellout ?"
mircea_popescu: epic. "i am exactly who i wanted to be : a failure. unfortunately, this also means i die now. so long!" ☟︎
mircea_popescu: on the basis of all the foregoing, i would say the market value of okcupid is definitely under 10 btc and perhaps over 1 btc.
mircea_popescu: this is practically a straight advertising deal, and i have the numbers : out of the ~150-200k people onlione they claim perpetually, the 1-2 dollar thing buys you about 300 over an hour, so that's superficially 1.5-2 per thousand but i suspect might be as high as 10% given that obviously, not everyone actually pays any attention to them.
mircea_popescu: but anyway. i imagine it's making a decent penny for them, being exactly the fuctarded "sit by lakeside and carefully dip toe in" thing that today's women of both sexes obsess over.
mircea_popescu: in unrelated news : okcupid makes money in two ways that i can see. one is to sell you "A list" status, which brings no obvious benefits other than "browse invisibly". they advertise the shit out of it too, "you are browsing visibly". what the fuck sort of deranged ustardian would actually make an account of a site specifically dedicated to finding people and then wanting stealth!
mircea_popescu: i do, actually. this line-at-a-time business is almost perfect.
mircea_popescu: but hey, i like to read.
mircea_popescu: jurov quite. i recall reading that thing years ago, too. understood as nothing of it then as now, obviously.
jurov: and the code i ended up with is rather invasive :( ☟︎
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344295 << having no expenses is great, aha <<< hey, i don't recall teh mod6 / ben_vulpes writing in any checks that bounced, so... it covers 100% of its expenses! ☝︎
jurov: (that was after I eliminated some unrelated noise)
asciilifeform: interestingly, there are two or three 'adult' defunct corps in there (a biotech thing and i forget what else)
asciilifeform: 'There was no doubt about it: I had discovered The Next Big Thing. Like Edison and the lightbulb, like Gates and the pc operating system, I would launch a revolution that would transform society while bringing me wealth and fame. I was about to become the first person in America to sell condom key chains.'
asciilifeform: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8794707 << somehow i missed this lul ?
assbot: Logged on 16-12-2015 05:50:32; BingoBoingo: I'm pretty sure yall definitely have more money than the Vessenes' Foundation nao
mircea_popescu: they're taking the "i've been part of the bitcoin through talking" to the next level : "in my head, i could have been talking abotu this in 2012 so why the hell not!"
jurov: yes. and the best thing? igprof says it's called from CBlock::AddToBlockIndex but i have no idea where exactly the fucking compiler implicitly added it
jurov: *sigh* in the quest to make sense of trb's memory allocations, i ended up at gates of openssl's CBigNum
jurov: First up was Qu Daokui, CEO of a robotics company. “If I close my eyes and try to think of a product that has Chinese characteristics and is recognized internationally,” stammered Qu, “I can’t think of one.”
ben_vulpes: buy a si fab in mod6's old age i imagine
BingoBoingo: I'm pretty sure yall definitely have more money than the Vessenes' Foundation nao ☟︎
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-12-2015#1343716 << oh i think i see what's going on here ☝︎
morenoh149: I write javascript mostly. I own a little bitcoin I bought off some asian guy
ben_vulpes: and not a single one of them have i ever heard of.
ben_vulpes: daniel h gallancy, i mean to say
danielpbarron: i'm near nyc
morenoh149: I have bitcoins. What do I do with them?
BingoBoingo: <TheNewDeal> but I think they've tried to slip me drugs to admit to crimes that haven't occurred << This was a big motivator in my decision to sobriety. Harder to CIA drug if not already intoxicated.
TheNewDeal: I'm locked down on state sponsored medications and they aren't doing a thing
TheNewDeal: I want to see them try to politicize this. I can see it coming and I want to see how they sell out the working man in 2016
TheNewDeal: I think they're going to Shrem me hard for this
mircea_popescu: i stand impressed.
TheNewDeal: those are the tools i'm talking about
mircea_popescu: he's been doing that, has a regular stable of noobs going from what i gather.
indiancandy1: i got no ropes babe
danielpbarron: I can pay you to work for me yes
mircea_popescu: wherever i happen to be.
mircea_popescu: i use slave labour for the most part.
TheNewDeal: I don't even know who I sent it to - that's basically unreportable
assbot: Logged on 16-12-2015 02:20:50; TheNewDeal: but I think they've got some sort of tracking program on me. Weaponry that can induce a false schizophrenia
indiancandy1: i wanna finance a game
indiancandy1: right mp i need some advice
TheNewDeal: I sent it in a panicked state
TheNewDeal: I searched for the top miners on organofcorti's website
TheNewDeal: I can't remember which one
TheNewDeal: I think they're trying to criminalize me
TheNewDeal: and now I think they're trying to make me look like a chinese spy or something
TheNewDeal: I looked up a miner from blockchain,info
TheNewDeal: I'm trying to get protection from people who can lend any help. I tried to send one to the mines
TheNewDeal: I'm in fear.
TheNewDeal: I'm trying to stay apolitical and it's backfiring. The state is becoming politically charged
TheNewDeal: I need a break from this mess and I'm in fear they're trying to recruit me
TheNewDeal: but I think they've tried to slip me drugs to admit to crimes that haven't occurred
mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal i mean, any psychotropics.
TheNewDeal: but I think they've got some sort of tracking program on me. Weaponry that can induce a false schizophrenia ☟︎
TheNewDeal: I've been trying to go out to the bars and enjoy some music
TheNewDeal: I have been struggling to stay afloat in the Usian ship
TheNewDeal: I think they're unconvered some equipment from the mines
indiancandy1: i wanna learn
indiancandy1: i want to get some softwares Rat, Ddos, Cookie stealer…
mircea_popescu: "i paid my taxes to these people that lol at you, problem ???"
TheNewDeal: I've got to see if they allow a tax payment, I can't find that address from the foundation website
TheNewDeal: I'm stranded in central usia and I'm fearing some sort of sham court case apparating
TheNewDeal: and I'm in fear of being asylumed in my home country
TheNewDeal: some wacky science occurred not too long after I made said transaction
TheNewDeal: I believe they've unmugglized me
TheNewDeal: I'm in fear of the address being hijacked
TheNewDeal: I believe I owe back taxes from my bets
TheNewDeal: i'm getting archived, is that ok?
danielpbarron: nubbins`> the i'm-a-glass-of-water requires salvia divinorum << haha yes. I was once a wood floor in this regard
asciilifeform: i still cannot properly grasp what moves these folks
nubbins`: the i'm-a-glass-of-water requires salvia divinorum
asciilifeform: i can more readily grasp the napoleon, yes
asciilifeform: i suppose asylum contains both napoleon ~and~ the i'm-a-glass-of-water types
mircea_popescu: it can't be something pointful, meaningful, "i get to move satoshi's stash".
asciilifeform: i.e. 'bitcoin but i get to move satoshi's coin' etc
asciilifeform: i'm still waiting for the 'dekulakization' altcoins
nubbins`: i can't believe it's not bitcoin
mircea_popescu: i didn't care for proletcult either, and somehow i don't seem to be missing having missed out on that either.
mircea_popescu: i suppose every nigger gotta add his own hardfork out there now, it's the new hip thing. you ain't nobody if you ain't hardforkin'!