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MJR_: or doodling on
the constitution
MJR_: i
think it'd be hilarious, kinda like putting up posters of miley cyrus in
the smithsonian
pizzaman1337: we don't want everyone dropping
their crap in
the blockchain
mircea_popescu: in fact
this chan is growing faster
than
the blockchain
kakobrekla: i was
trying
to add it like yesterday or something but i got distracted
MJR_: hmmm...what if we put everything from bitcoin-assets into
the blockchain?
MJR_: are we going
to have
the website
to archive all of
this?
mircea_popescu: i'm going
to do like l'oreal etc and have a mpex image chick.
mircea_popescu: now don't any of you
trolls quote
this discussion
then until after i'm done making
teh banker my cockpuppet.
mircea_popescu: and so he's going
to dig up
the old protest
threads on btctalk and bitch about how im a gypsy racist
mircea_popescu: and he's gonna be all whiny and i'm gonna be all dude, we've had
this interdweeb nonsense for 3 or 5 years by now.
mircea_popescu: when random anon bank ceo/vp/etc comes
to bitcoin assets
to start w/e project
mircea_popescu: on
the other hand, i'm already buffing my cameras and mics for
that glorious moment five or maybe
three years down
the road
MJR_: but, once you are in
the club,
then you have no worries
MJR_: well..."banks" is not a great word...there are banks and
then
there are banks
mircea_popescu: yes dude,
totally.
they'll love bitcoin, where
they have
to come
to me with
that nonsense and be shown
the door
MJR_: how many other ways can you add corruption
to a loan
MJR_: and
then let's cheat and fix
the price it
takes
to switch from variable
to fixed rate
MJR_: let's cheat and fix
the interest rate...
MJR_: its also funny cuz
they are really DP'ing everyone
mircea_popescu: both
these are good
things. especially for people who need beatings, know
they need beatings, want
to get
their ass beaten raw.
MJR_: like...if i went
to
the supermarket, and
they did a survey asking everyone
there how much an orange would cost me...instead of letting us just bid on
the orange or w/e
mircea_popescu: somehow magically
the bet submitter picked
the exact spot where it'd be contentious.
MJR_: but i just can't believe
that no one actually does anything about it
MJR_: well,
that is not surprising
MJR_: apparently
the swaps market is also rigged like LIBOR
MJR_: instead of actually just letting
them pay
the price
that
they say
they would pay, we
take
the word for it and set a rate? how does
that make any sense
MJR_: what
the fuck is wrong with people who make public policy?
mircea_popescu: this is a strictly american phenomenon, unheard of anywhere else, from france
to morocco and from russia
to iran
mircea_popescu: it's kinda funny
tho because unique among literate people americans have spent a century or maybe even
two in
the firm belief
that
their government is like... good etc. paying
their
taxes,
trying
to do what policeman says etc.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you'll have
to one day sit down and write a full explanation as
to why a. you
think
the us government matters at all and b. you
think anyone other
than you gives a shit.
truffles: massive gamble not paying
that 75 dollars a year
Chaang-Noi: yesterday had a big jump in ltc AM and btc, pretty crazy...
these a crqazy ass swings
to my portfolio...
KRS1: u know whats unweildy? epoch
time...I mean..why..
jurov: i supplied some data
to kakobrekla and he found ISO format dates YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS+TZ unwieldy lol
benkay: and i don't feel like debugging a socket connection over code i didn't write myself
tonight
benkay: and may have broken
through 1M contracts
traded
total
this month
benkay: apologies for wasting your
time on something googleable.
benkay: that's what i'm
thinking
orkaa: probably unix
time?
benkay: what is
the
timestamp
that comes off of
the wire from kakobrekla's socket?
benkay: you forgot
the barbed wire sandals, orkaa
orkaa: i had
to walk 20km
to school, uphill both ways, usually in deep snow
dub: at least until age 5 when we went
to work in
the mines
dub: in my day we made our own
toys out of mud and sticks
dub: the watsign is a 3d projection of 2g1c onto a
tall building
gribble: BTCUSD
ticker | Best bid: 136.52000, Best ask: 136.97999, Bid-ask spread: 0.45999, Last
trade: 136.52000, 24 hour volume: 207806.15950960, 24 hour low: 120.08900, 24 hour high: 162.00000, 24 hour vwap: 141.32468
dub: neg, sleepy|sexy
tiem
gribble: MtGox lag is 1.415076 seconds. During
this
time, light
travels 0.00283579646002 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin from Jupiter
to its
third largest moon, Io (0.002819 AU).
dub: tiberiusiv: quote for you > i made like 50 dollars off
that dice
thing on blockchain
today
gribble: BTCUSD
ticker | Best bid: 136.00000, Best ask: 136.26679, Bid-ask spread: 0.26679, Last
trade: 136.00000, 24 hour volume: 205306.28466866, 24 hour low: 120.08900, 24 hour high: 162.00000, 24 hour vwap: 141.46468
usagi: I
thought u hated me :/
dub: tiberiusiv way out of his depth on
that one
kakobrekla: but i dont feel so bad for
trashing it last
time anymore
usagi: So
tiberiusiv, how about
that 6 BTC you owe me?
usagi: You haven't even read our contract. Go do some due dilligence before you come here and waste my
time with "scumbag"
usagi: But it's clear
that you have no idea what my business is or what it does. We're not a futures contract. We sell small denomination coins and
there are no fees.
usagi: Look, if you have a question, or if
there's something you want me
to do, just ask.
usagi: That didn't
take long. I'm back.
tiberiusiv: like jay @ coinabul and
the other 50 broke ass precious metals dealers
gribble: There are currently 33503613 bitcoins demanded at or over 0.0 USD, worth 18244987.8596 USD in
total. | Data vintage: 0.0118 seconds
usagi: I'll answer you when you can explain why
the market disagrees with you. Why is it, praytell,
the people invested in
tu.silver won't sell below .12/unit? Go argue with
the market.
gribble: (bids [--under] ) -- Calculate
the amount of bitcoin demanded at or over . If '--under' option is given, find coins or at or under .
gribble: (bids [--under] ) -- Calculate
the amount of bitcoin demanded at or over . If '--under' option is given, find coins or at or under .
tiberiusiv: its business's like you
that fuckup bitcoin credibility
usagi: Not anything I did. Just a bunch of fucktards like dub who like
to whine.
usagi: But I will say
this. it's fuckups like you and deprived
that are
the entire source of my problems.
usagi: I don't give a shit if you buy on
the market or not. Bye
usagi: We are already sold out. Look, I got stuff
to do. Go read our contract.