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davout: did
the pants match
the vest ?
KRS1: I
think yours is called a "Leisure Suit"
mircea_popescu: am i strictly
the only guy in btc whio actually wears suits ?
mircea_popescu: basically
the goal of
the scammers is more being as known as justin bieber
than as rich as warrenn buffett
these days.
mircea_popescu: B. scammers are more interested in softscamming
than actual coins.
mircea_popescu: but i am very happy
to notice
the new
trends, specifically :
mircea_popescu: because every scammer knows
the secret
to survival is making up good stories.
KRS1: so
the legend goes..now he dresses in Armani suits and pumps alt coins for profit
KRS1: As it
turns out,
the customer didnt passwd protect his digital wallet
KRS1: he was working in a convenience store selling cigarettes and beer until he found
this USB drive labeled "btc wallet" a customer left behind
mircea_popescu: dude fame happens
to fast, was he here even
three months ago ?
KRS1: I heard Fontas made
this one dude's children orphans by running off with
this guy's wife.
mircea_popescu: so
that mem guy is going all ballistic over "racism11!!"
kakobrekla: and a after a while
they normally apologize
jurov: why?
they would cause permanent fork due
to bug in code, if anything
jurov: notice
the sauna in program
mircea_popescu: @mircea_popescu I wanna screw your girlfriend. Deal ? @jdrive I want a dune buggy.
There, I said it.
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 weeks, 4 days, 19 hours, 21 minutes, and 29 seconds ago: <smickles> a bitcoin atm could be
the easiest way
to send money
to a friend, each of you just goes
to an atm
gribble: BTCUSD
ticker | Best bid: 110.92000, Best ask: 110.92899, Bid-ask spread: 0.00899, Last
trade: 110.92000, 24 hour volume: 157268.23980772, 24 hour low: 102.00000, 24 hour high: 124.90000, 24 hour vwap: 113.68335
benkay: i wish i had been
there
jurov: reddit went pretty ballistic on it "laws
that say how exchanging any amount of cash for bitcoin without being a registered money
transmitter is illegal"
benkay: who's going
to write a music player for it?
benkay: so
this mega
thing is pretty rad
toffoo: does ssl help us in
this scenario or no?
dub: but its come up here a few
times and people don't seem
to want
to beleive
dub: its never actually been a secret, people in net engineering circles have een helping implement it since
the 90's
dub: for
the naysayers here, eff has been in court since 2008 over NSA intercepting
the internet
gribble: BTCUSD
ticker | Best bid: 106.80500, Best ask: 106.89999, Bid-ask spread: 0.09499, Last
trade: 106.89999, 24 hour volume: 162935.83302000, 24 hour low: 102.00000, 24 hour high: 124.90000, 24 hour vwap: 115.30036
bgupta: mircea_popescu: What's your
take on
Transnistria?
joecool: St. Eligius, patron saint of
trolls
too
joecool: ThickAsThieves: Luke-Jr's
the
troll pope
dub: -trollbox is for next level
trolling
joecool: we got
the best of
the best for
trolling in here
nospinzy: the code has an error
that you gave me
joecool: this channel should be moved
to #bitcoin-trolling
iz: ThickAsThieves: do you have
tiberiusiv on ignore or something?
nospinzy: ok so what varaible do i put
the address into
gribble: There are currently 48500196 bitcoins demanded at or over 0.0 USD, worth 16841322.5941 USD in
total. | Data vintage: 12.4175 seconds
gribble: There are currently 128519.64 bitcoins offered at or under 200.0 USD, worth 19452137.4741 USD in
total. | Data vintage: 5.0105 seconds
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Scrat: herp::derp() can be used just like
that
nospinzy: can you give a little explanation, im not able
to read 200 lines of code and understand exactly what i need
to do
nospinzy: do i have
to use all
those functions
nospinzy: link
to me
to what you are
talking about
kakobrekla: some of
the stuff needs minor adjustment
to work
nospinzy: i need a way
to validate bitcoin addresses via php or some web api
kakocnut: see pizzaman1337
told you
there was 25 of
them
benkay: don't forget
to drop
the mic
dub: guys
take it
to #bitcoin-trollbox
truff1es: penis i
think would get ejected rly fast if it was just sitting
there
kakocnut: vag is
the penis missing
the penis, like coffee no coffee
truff1es: isnt
the penis an inverted vag anyways
jcpham: the vsagine will just be weird colors
then
benkay: no no
the dick is
the *complement*
to
the vagina
jcpham: i
thin it may in a literal sense
benkay: i
think
that's an inversion
kakocnut: i
thought someone would get
the reference
dub: I'm a black man
that happens
to be an engineer
dub: nothing
to elabo-rate
benkay: it's supposed
to be grunted as
though by a recruiter who doesn't understand
the words
they use
dub: dat
the guy who manages
the naggers?
benkay: as soon as
they reach some marginal level of competence, amazon swoops in and is all "WE R MAKE U NGNR"
benkay: here's
the problem with colocation facility
techs
dub: (re: stickers with
two barcodes on
them)
dub: benkay: yo dawg I herd you like
to
track your assets so I stuck an asset
tag on your asset
tag
thats on your
tagged asset