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kakobrekla: btce is now basically paired with bitstamp, thats odd
ThickAsThieves: maybe they will buy you
Namworld: Coinroll has more volume than that...
thestringpuller: gotta wait fo niggas to spend
thestringpuller: lol there is a bitcoin shortage!
mike_c: plus those blinking eyes are annoying as hell
gribble: There are currently 8322.2921 bitcoins offered at or under 999.0 USD, worth 4398457.41127 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0025 seconds
gribble: This order would exceed the size of the order book. You would buy 12448.086 bitcoins, for a total of 10575763281.8703 USD and take the price to 1000000000.0000. | Data vintage: 237.1764 seconds
Namworld: Volume Today
Namworld: Rolls Today
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 585566481.187 based on data since last change | 690716495.324 based on data for last three days
kakobrekla: no, they are mine.
ThickAsThieves: what to do
gribble: A market order to sell 150000 bitcoins right now would net 24261410.3761 USD and would take the last price down to 37.4000 USD, resulting in an average price of 161.7427 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 123.6558 seconds
gribble: A market order to sell 15000 bitcoins right now would net 5634723.9851 USD and would take the last price down to 332.0000 USD, resulting in an average price of 375.6483 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 113.8440 seconds
kakobrekla: i have no real perception of time anymore
kakobrekla: a week or two ago
gribble: This order would exceed the size of the order book. You would buy 12448.086 bitcoins, for a total of 10575763281.8703 USD and take the price to 1000000000.0000. | Data vintage: 3.8170 seconds
gribble: There are currently 16945597 bitcoins demanded at or over 0.0 USD, worth 25435575.3776 USD in total. | Data vintage: 215.4425 seconds
lurkwingduck: I found the payment network rankings interesting
mike_c: cool site. BTC is 100 biggest currency in the world. http://coinometrics.com/bitcoin/bmix
ThickAsThieves: might be a cool gribble tool - current 51% attack cost
mike_c: time to cut and run dooglus!
Namworld: Connecting Bitcoin with government will sanitize the government more than it does Bitcoin.
benkay: put a dildo underneath a glass table.
kakobrekla: hm, you trying to blow yourself?
benkay: *slams face into glass table again*
benkay: u guise i can't get to this dick
kakobrekla: isnt that pankakes thing
lurkwingduck: Honestly when I first heard of it back when it was dimes per btc I thought it was some sort of ponzi and promptly forgot about it for a few years.
mircea_popescu: because this was a thing, at some point people had trouble groking the concept that funny internet butts are intrinsically worth more than any fiat.
mircea_popescu: i recall distinctly ppl going "oh , it's wayt too late now that it attained parity"
mircea_popescu: it was always too late.
lurkwingduck: I was referring to the "make" joke
ThickAsThieves: since when is it too late to buy bitcoins?
ThickAsThieves: with lolz like these, who needs friends
ThickAsThieves: <mircea_popescu> bitcoin is so totally going to 500... all these lolz
lurkwingduck: benkay, yeah and then I give most of it to BoA for a loan.
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 427.00002, Best ask: 429.555, Bid-ask spread: 2.55498, Last trade: 427.00002, 24 hour volume: 29600.11759327, 24 hour low: 365.0, 24 hour high: 429.89021, 24 hour vwap: 400.87868
benkay: i want to make some money.
lurkwingduck: While we're at it lets allow vendors to choose which miners/pools are allowed to process their transactions specifically.
lurkwingduck: I've apparently been going about this making money thing all wrong.
mircea_popescu: lurkwingduck it's a living. not as good as stripping, but what's a boy to do.
mircea_popescu: Namworld notrly. great way for businesses run by idiots to sink themselves.
Namworld: Maybe they should go propose to the USG to make bills with sensors that explode when they're used in an illegitimate transaction. This way the USG could have only clean money circulating.
Namworld: yeah, I meant allow businesses to refuse "bad" addresses, which I suppose it means tracking "unclean" coin. Which is a pretty awful thing to do.
lurkwingduck: Haha mircea_popescu that is most likely the exercise.
mircea_popescu: they just know vcs are retarded and are trying to milk it while it's good.
ThickAsThieves: they just wanna sit on top of the blockchain and see if coins come out
lurkwingduck: They just want to point fingers at "bad" addresses
mircea_popescu: Namworld no, more like "if you say avalon is pretty scammy we will write down your address on our list of things we hate"
ThickAsThieves: well not exactly that
Namworld: So that's like if every time a US dollar bill was used for a drug transaction, it became "void"? Good luck with that.
mircea_popescu: whatever was that dork's name that had a gambling list where he blacklisted everything (except scams) ?
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves basically this is a lot of pretense around the reputation scam people try to run on the forum
lurkwingduck: Especially considering how the security/anonymity minded people use address.
ThickAsThieves: if the tracking is centralized, and they change the data internally
kakobrekla: i will shoot the sheriff and maybe the deputy too.
ThickAsThieves: isn't this idea like fundamentally flawed?
ThickAsThieves: “We don’t want to be the sheriff of the Bitcoin community. We just want to create an ecosystem of clean addresses.”
mircea_popescu: sometimes it's like they have a stupid competition going and we never fouind out.
lurkwingduck: Was the fruit thing needed?
ThickAsThieves: “We’re not in this to make money, we’re in it to get it sorted with Congress,” says Mellon, who eschews the dessert menu for a bowl of fresh raspberries.
ThickAsThieves: One business is already committed: Guo’s Bitcoin mining equipment maker, Avalon. A big question is whether they can get others to sign on as they’ll need a network effect to make the database useful.
mircea_popescu: wait wait, i recall that name.
ThickAsThieves: That conversation also involved Yifu Guo, another 20-something like Waters, who became a “Bitcoin millionaire” selling computing equipment dedicated to “Bitcoin mining” though his company Avalon. Now the unlikely trio of two technologists and a Wharton grad is launching Coin Validation, a due diligence service for Bitcoin businesses that they hope will help set regulators’
mircea_popescu: and by seed round they mean cash flushjed down toilet
ThickAsThieves: by clean, they mean not clean
ozbot: Sanitizing Bitcoin: This Company Wants To Track 'Clean' Bitcoin Accounts - Forbes
mircea_popescu: well if you work for the press 10k is > your lifetime income.
ozbot: US wants $10,000 from Lavabit owner for dodging order for Snowden's email | The Verge
kakobrekla: still better than the premiums on smidge fundy :)
kakobrekla: i guess the premium speaks for the market, wanting more
mike_c: nubbins`: right, he can buy back at .00105 so it gets very risky to pay more than that for it because you might not have long to get dividends to make up difference. asks are basically right at .00105.
nubbins`: helps the sharp plastic edges fit in a bit easier
mircea_popescu: the top of the finger is supposed to be lubricated
kakobrekla: is the top of that finger supposed to be usb?
kakobrekla: simpler to eat moar.
nubbins`: wash it in hot water and tumble dry high a bunch of times
kakobrekla: i need to gain some weight so i can wear xl
nubbins`: if i understand correctly, tat can't forcefully buy back at 1.0x; it's just an opportunity for people to initiate their own sell-back at 1.0x rather than 0.95x
kakobrekla: got the shirts today, thanks nubbins` and mp.
ThickAsThieves: and week too little
ThickAsThieves: but day was too much
ThickAsThieves: and make the interest .07% per
pankkake: I hope someone makes the JBOND, face value 0.07
pankkake: not many bonds left on the market then
mike_c: well, it likely dropped recently when TAT implied he might forcefully buy some back.
nubbins`: i struggle to understand the price fluctuations of XBOND
gribble: There are currently 5681.8334 bitcoins offered at or under 500.0 USD, worth 2597154.68304 USD in total. | Data vintage: 15.2396 seconds
gribble: There are currently 0 bitcoins demanded at or over 500.0 USD, worth 0.0 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0090 seconds
gribble: (sell <amount> <thing> [at|@] <priceperunit> <otherthing> [<notes>]) -- Logs a sell order for <amount> units of <thing, at a price of <price> per unit, in units of <otherthing>. Use the optional <notes> field to put in any special notes. <price> may include an arithmetical expression, and {(mtgox|bitstamp)(ask|bid|last|high|low|avg)} to index price to mtgox ask, bid, last, high, (1 more message)
nubbins`: tourette's / schizo neighbour is having a bad day today
nubbins`: yeah, closest i can find is some asshole shooting 2mm tungsten bullets from a gun the size of my thumb
nubbins`: i bet there's youtube videos of that
nubbins`: all kinds of fancy metals being used for rings these days. cobalt is another one
mircea_popescu: and the cost is per item (ie, making a 1/2kg filling or a 5 gram filling costs roughly the same)
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: from what i've heard, it's a massive pain to work tungsten
asciilifeform: ultrasonic is the gold standard test if you don't want to drill/melt the sample.
mircea_popescu: nubbins` tungsten's durity is why it's not worth filling coins with it.