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nubbins`: poke random integers into the game code in the hopes that you'd endow yourself with unlimited lives or super-jumps
nubbins`: and letting you play the older games with a new character, unlocking all these previously off-limits areas
nubbins`: creating this massive cartridge
nubbins`: and then released a "sonic & knuckles" cartridge that you could insert sonic 2/3 into
nubbins`: they built all of these secret areas into sonic 2 and 3
nubbins`: y'know, sega really pulled a nice one with the sonic the hedgehog series
mircea_popescu: so you could end up breaking the credits counter
mircea_popescu: i remember how indignant i was that dune 2 did no bounds checking
asciilifeform: but a chum of mine confessed to writing 'classic nintendo' stuff.
asciilifeform: not that many people take advantage of this.
mircea_popescu: basically it all turned around huh.
asciilifeform: (that is, one where you actually control the machine.)
asciilifeform: funny thing is, with basic rom-diddling equipment being a dime a dozen now, classic consoles are a great place to learn to program a 'real computer'
asciilifeform: "limited time 20% discount per liter!"
nubbins`: i think i was in grade 7 before the idea of mod chips became known
mircea_popescu: "if you're that stupid perhaps you wish to buy the right to suck my cock at my option ?"
mircea_popescu: isn't that a shocker.
asciilifeform: which they had to wheedle actual money to pay for
asciilifeform: i remember, as a kid, finding out about consoles and that other boys had... countably small! collections of games
mircea_popescu: console = spend > 500, upgrade it in > 500 at a time increments, games cost more than the unit
mircea_popescu: that was the other thing, pc = spend 500, upgrade it by parts, games free
asciilifeform: the one that cost what a high-end pc of the time did?
mircea_popescu: i can imagine how fucking awkward that'd have been
nubbins`: well, again, you could never pull off the incredible machine on a console
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform nah, school did that.
asciilifeform: perhaps it's not fair, but i hold consoles responsible for the extinction of "thinking man's" games
mircea_popescu: i have to this day never used one.
mircea_popescu: i'd have tried it if it had a kbd. but joystick ?
nubbins`: consoles could never pull off the greats, like the incredible machine
mircea_popescu: in that gaming consoles at the time were also z80 clones)
mircea_popescu: (and the z80 before the pc, which i suppose could be argued to be a gaming console,
mircea_popescu: i always played on the pc, and was chair of the "mock the game console faggots" pc gamer club
nubbins`: asciilifeform: you're in the rare position of being allowed to complain about walled gardens
asciilifeform: actually, that's a lie. bought a 'virtual boy' once - to cannibalize for the optics.
kakobrekla: i dont see whats wrong with them
nubbins`: people acting like they never bought a video game console
nubbins`: this "walled garden" thing is a real yawn, too
mircea_popescu: i fucking hate the things
asciilifeform: quoting mr. jobs: 'we're gonna take unfair advantage of the fact that we control the whole device.'
nubbins`: anyone who doesn't use a macbook as their primary laptop is a fucking idiot
nubbins`: asciilifeform: people underestimate the OS maker having 100% control over the hardware
asciilifeform: (300,000+ page views, many from angry fanbois, on that one)
mircea_popescu: YOU are not trying.
mircea_popescu: holy wars work not because anyone tries, but because everyone involved makes the effort to interpret what's said so as to offend him
asciilifeform: suppose i should throw this oldie in: http://www.loper-os.org/?p=132
nubbins`: you guys aren't even trying ;(
nubbins`: if some christian guy said "seriously guys, it's really wine now, try it, it's really good", and it turns out he's right, actual holy wars would be pretty impotent affairs as well
mircea_popescu: yuou kidding ? most of the early ones went great, you could destroy a chan for ten days with one.
nubbins`: show me one that hasn't!
nubbins`: furthermore, Xcode has top-tier debugging tools
asciilifeform: now if only Tadpole (maker of SPARC laptops) hadn't croaked.
mircea_popescu: you gotta be fucking old to have forgotten that you can make a kid replacement in half an hour and it'll be fun, so who the fuck cares.
mircea_popescu: what 19 yo ever gives a shit that a bunch of other 20 yos are off to gaol
mircea_popescu: nubbins` no, because he's all like "let's be reasonable" and "save the kids"
nubbins`: i'm at least one of those things
mike_c: i think it's particleboard
mike_c: ah, so you like to pay 2x for the logo on the box :)
mike_c: adult things like donkey porn!
nubbins`: on which he is undoubtedly doing adult things
nubbins`: you can tell because he is putty'd into a few linux boxes
mike_c: i think the donkey porn site i like keeps infecting my internet explorer
nubbins`: now there's an idea
mike_c: yes, i have to pay 2 btc about once a week to keep this thing running
nubbins`: mark all coins that touch a windows client
nubbins`: o, right, tainted coins
mircea_popescu: nah he can keep that
mircea_popescu: mike_c to jale.
mircea_popescu: on their crying carcass others will learn better.
mike_c: fine. then fuck all of you too.
nubbins`: it's a 22 year old's own fault if they don't know the score
nubbins`: despite the fact that he behaves like -- and has the thought patterns of -- an adult baby, you can't call him an underage kid
nubbins`: what the fuck
mike_c: right, but, like you don't punish underage kids for stupidity.. maybe a new graduate could be forgiven working at ms for a few years, if they then quit.
nubbins`: that just creates an excuse for all the other new graduates
mike_c: yeah, but, maybe someone came right out of college and didn't know better. maybe they should be spared.
mircea_popescu: idiocy has to be repressed somehow.
mircea_popescu: so if you're a girl in a nsa shirt, pls to send me your pic.
mircea_popescu: anyway, from the goodnews dept : one of the cardano boards is all printed and seems to work jus fine. will post pics later
nubbins`: no big shakes compared to cost of device
nubbins`: latter is probably close to accurate
mircea_popescu: so they should get 340mn if people pay 3.4 bn, or people should pay 34 bn if ms actually gets 3.4 bn
nubbins`: isn't it something like $3.4b that microsoft is going to be collecting from android users this year?
mircea_popescu: and that's not going to happen
mircea_popescu: the only alternative would be handing down life prison sentences for the entire company + all ex employees
mircea_popescu: ideally ms should be able to obtain < 10% of the financial cost of running a windows system
mircea_popescu: i personally think viruses that make windows computers unusable unless they pay bitcoin are wunderbar.
nubbins`: windows users just accept viruses as a fact of life now, like the occasional cold or stomach bug
nubbins`: nobody gives them shit for it either
nubbins`: more to the point, AV industry is supported by viruses
mircea_popescu: seeing how well that cryptolocker thing is showing windows to be unusable.
mircea_popescu: im surpriosed nobody has yet come up with the "bitcoin is supported by viruses!!" angle
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mircea_popescu: not really expected to.
mircea_popescu: so, trilema will be moved to a beefier system today. may be some downtime.
chsados: mike_c: how can i get them.. where are they being sold (activemining)
mike_c: ah, by "test" you meant pull the power and push buttons.