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nubbins`: moiety: it's a fairly common practice, i had a few offers to take me out for it
moiety: nubbins`: actually its illegal in korea. vietnam the do pick up any dog going
nubbins`: mircea_popescu, moroccan food, same thing
nubbins`: asciilifeform they breed the soup dogs, they don't catch strays ;D
moiety: basically, i don't like cooking just for me. noodles is quick. i don't see the point in making other things when there isn't anyone to feed them to
mircea_popescu: i had this > 1lb dish that cost 5 lyra (a shade under a dollar)
nubbins`: when you're done, you put the dishes outside your apartment door and they come back to collect them
asciilifeform: nubbins`: korean food is nothing if not frugal << 1 bear trap, 1 street dog ?
nubbins`: delicious hot homemade soup delivered to your door in a stone bowl with metal cutlery and 2-3 side dishes: $3.50
KRS-One: cheap enough to get me through my broke, practically homeless days in college
moiety: i don't really mix it in though
KRS-One: hmm i should try that
moiety: i like to make mine with an egg
nubbins`: but it's popular to put spring onion and an egg in the boiling water
mircea_popescu: a so it's the spice packs that are supposed to do the pickling huh
nubbins`: jurov those were added after the fact
jurov: they really put faux egg/vegetables there?
moiety: yeah i didn't think that one through did i mircea_popescu
KRS-One: enough salt in ramen spice packs to trigger a heart attack in many
mircea_popescu: moiety what are these moieties ? just halfsies ?
moiety: i like them spicy
moiety: yep thats all it is, just instant noodles
nubbins`: oh! then in that case, carry on
nubbins`: altho tbf i have eaten my share of kimchi ramyeon
jcpham: don't worry i'm not on any track that would keep me here long
jcpham: would eat ramen every day if that was my shoice
jcpham: it's sort of the same way with excretions too
jcpham: I value X time > Y time eating
jcpham: by lack of eating properly is this ADHD/sacrifice thing. Slightly motivated possibly by greed
nubbins`: if you don't take care of your body, where will your brain live?
nubbins`: if you don't take care of your body, where will you live?
nubbins`: tsk tsk
moiety: jcpham: he realised this and put it in the fridge after he mocrowaved it
moiety: i can happily say i havent been in the same room as a hot pocket... do you even get them here
jcpham: you gotta let it cool to body temp first
nubbins`: you guys don't put that shit in your bodies, do you?
moiety: hot mozarella... think that over
jcpham: i like the meatballs and mozzarella
jcpham: what flavor was the hot pocket
moiety: mircea_popescu: lolol turtles make pretty ace sex noises, just a shame it wasn't a nike
gribble: Turtle Fucking a Shoe - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHI8LnoixFE>; TURTLE FUCKING ADIDAS-SHOE - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl5F1wNg6pc>; Turtle Fucks Boot - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn-gvKSCHT4>
mircea_popescu: ;;google turtle fucks a shoe
nubbins`: "Dohey had been charged in 2007 with sexual assault and sexual exploitation. Those charges were dismissed by a judge."
moiety: no but i did see that guy get banned from twitter for fucking a hotpocket
mircea_popescu: moiety you ever see that turtle fucking a shoe ?
jcpham: did you see those squinty eyes?
jcpham: Dorain is definitely satoshi though
jcpham: sorry no transcript
mircea_popescu: jcpham transcript ?
jcpham: way better than Newsweak
jcpham: just watched the most awesome investigative TV news report on bitcoin from KWTF in bumfuck, Montana
moiety: reminds me of the penguins. the first researcher was so horrified by what he found, he didn't publish his work... leaving the next batch to go find
mircea_popescu: i thought that's what reality tv is supposed to be
mircea_popescu: This is why primatologists never watch TV. When females go into estrus, the chimp-offs are pure entertainment. It’s funny, violent, full of chases and trickery, and it’s X-rated—imagine a pornographic Three Stooges– and the researchers get to claim that counting erections is scientific research.
mircea_popescu: the alpha male’s back is turned. Males can only strategize for a higher percentage of copulations, never for faithfulness. When a chimp female in heat presents her posterior to a male, there could be any number of different guys’ sperms already swimming around in there.
mircea_popescu: You’d think this would be paradise for the males. Wrong. Every male chimp is a cuckold. Chimp alpha males are in a tizzy, running around trying to stop secret copulations between females and lower-ranking males, but the female drive for sexual variety outwits the male chimps while they are busy fighting. Alphas can only control one or two of these nymphomaniacs at once, who throw themselves on male penises every time
Mats_cd03: ever read The Epicurean Dealmaker, mp? finance+philosophy, seems up your alley
nubbins`: that was the best photo they took?
mircea_popescu: i blame the schools. these people should have been abused into insanity long before reaching the internet.
mircea_popescu: and how much more fucktarded than that do you need to be to go sprouting your derpage around as if you were a human being!
mircea_popescu: how fucktarded do you need to be to not realise that a foundation is a juristic person and as such immune from criminal prosecution ?
Mats_cd03: isnt that normal
Mats_cd03: i talk about niggers.txt and bitcoin transaction malleability irl
mircea_popescu: contrary to what kids normally think, it's not a crime being a kid
MisterE: this channel is pretty mature but doesn't it bring the kid out in all of us a bit?
mircea_popescu: so how old are you then ?
MisterE: :D not so tender as you may think
Mats_cd03: MisterE gives me the impression hes in high school
mircea_popescu: MisterE you only think so on account of your tender years.
Mats_cd03: "When the female lions in the pride are in heat, he must mate with all the females every half-hour for three days.”
MisterE: mom lays eggs and dad cums over them, water is full of it
MisterE: thats kind of how salmon spawn too
Mats_cd03: the telegraph doesnt think so
punkman1: Mats_cd03: that's usually the female's eggs
Mats_cd03: surprisingly creamy with a great texture...im gay
MisterE: Mats_cd03: yea when they spawn the whole ocean floor has a 2' thick layer of cum
Mats_cd03: "The testicles are even larger in sea urchins. They spawn directly into the ocean. To increase the chance of fertilising an egg, the sea urchin is a huge testicle with a little shell around it."
nubbins`: so access to safe, legal abortions would, in theory, cause a decrease in dick and ball size
MisterE: no the bot https://github.com/askmike/gekko/tree/master/docs
mircea_popescu: as in the webkit ?
mircea_popescu: on the timescale discussed all women keep all babies.
nubbins`: the ones you're talking about
nubbins`: so these women, they get preggo and keep the babby?
mircea_popescu: the more women fuck around, the more strongly large penises are selected for.
gribble: Large testicles mean greater infidelity, research finds - Telegraph: <http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/10603957/Large-testicles-mean-greater-infidelity-research-finds.html>; Primate Store - Primate Enrichment Toys: <http://www.primatestore.com/monkey_toys.asp>; Female Promiscuity Controls the Size of Your Testicles - Joe Quirk: <http://www.joequirk.com/Sample_3.html>
mircea_popescu: didja know the main driver in penis size is female whorishness ?
ozbot: The Average Peen & Height Chart Of The World [Pic] | I Am Bored
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.42574219 BTC to 3`681 shares, 65899 satoshi per share
Apocalyptic: mircea, indeed it's there, ty
mircea_popescu: i think it used to be on bitcoincharts
Apocalyptic: is there any decent chart site for bitcoin-central ?
mircea_popescu: there we go, thanks god for the ethnic market.
mircea_popescu: talk about the fucking digital revolution : you can't find a picture of bernie ecclestone without white hair if you search for an entire day
mircea_popescu: i wouldn't have it any other way, tbh
nubbins`: imagine googling your mother's name and finding that
ozbot: Twitter / TamEcclestone: One week to go http://t.co/U9uaxnouTi
ThickAsThieves: being that the only way to lose is if pankkake runs, and if someone actually buys any
mircea_popescu: mike_c the best part of it being, of course, all the panache with which he delivers it.
mircea_popescu: clearly going for the long con, that pif
mircea_popescu: o that. this incidentally is quite common scammer strategy, make a palette of crap, because of this particular psychological inclination of the uneducated mind