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mircea_popescu: "Make sure you
take a shower,wash your hair, body, feet, etc"
nubbins`: altho
TBF if you're not naturally confident, faking it ain't gonna work
nubbins`: i feel like i should post a link from an alarmist end-of-times website
to fit in
nubbins`: "DID YOUR CITY JUST DUMP
THE DOLLAR?"
nubbins`: "nonono i
totally have a dozen eggs, just come back
tomorrow"
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: how else am i supposed
to beguile
the ladies?
nubbins`: thestringpuller: "What is replacing
the dollar in
these U.S. cities and companies? Watch
this fuckin video
to find out because we can't be bothered
to just
tell you"
rithm: i
thought everything bitcoin-related was a scam
Apocalyptic: pankkake,
the declaration has actually been removed from
the official website
this morning
mircea_popescu: nubbins` indeed. which is
the genius of it,
they just copy/paste old almanacs
nubbins`: modern dum-dums read
this and say "lel what are you worried about"
nubbins`: anyway
the funny
thing about
these "sheeple" / "SHTF" websites is
that
they offer advice
that would have been perceived as obvious and sensible a generation or
two ago
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 5987463980.93 based on data since last change | 6793092876.89 based on data for last
three days
nubbins`: "maybe if we give EVERYONE a job
toting a rifle around a grocery store..."
mircea_popescu: venezuela, set
to become first country without inequality. "in our stores, nobody buys nuttin'" one county comissioner stated.
pankkake: stores I go
to had like 0.03% savings, now it's 5%
nubbins`: "Food Minister Felix Osorio said
the process was off
to a smooth start. He says
the system will sound an alarm when it detects suspicious purchasing patterns, ensuring
that less-than-honest customers will be beaten
to death by
the angry mob
that surrounds
them"
pankkake: eh,
this is actually
true, loyalty cards just got financially interesting
this year
nubbins`: "the daily sheeple" -- almost as cringe-worthy as
the Frank & Oak ads
pankkake: Now,
think about
those “loyalty cards”
that every grocery store in North America promotes when you go
through
the checkout.
nubbins`: anyway, just pointing out
the name of
the website
that article is posted on
pankkake: wow, venezuela is scary. I fear it's
the future of France :(
mircea_popescu: you'll have
to
take me slowly, my forum reports stopped coming in. i have no fucking idea.
ozbot: This is
the story of your loss.
BingoBoingo: Also
text doesn't convey
the judge's drunk sluring
nubbins`: "Strike
those comments from
the record!" / "rewind
the
tape 30 seconds!"
nubbins`: always wondered why
they don't keep voice recordings
nubbins`: there's
this brief whiff of co2-heavy air
that comes out
nubbins`: one of
the nicest smells is just after you finish grinding coffee beans
jurov: BingoBoingo:
thx, I realized I can click
the (Github) on
their plugin page
nubbins`: i'm going
to suggest charcoal grey instead of black
nubbins`: but
this order,
they're asking for 20 mediums in a 50-shirt order
BingoBoingo: If you want
to be polite about it you can call
the smalls "fitted"
nubbins`: well last
time
the customer just got a bunch of large
jurov: and label
them "pre-shrunk"
jurov: buy L and cook
them?
nubbins`: but
they're always sold out of MEDIUM
nubbins`: man. i've been
trying
to order medium black organic
t-shirts for like a fuckin month
moiety: 3 photographer friends have started an fb page withtheir pictures of
the place, ivebeen stealing
them all lol
moiety: we has both :D
thats
the city
BingoBoingo: That's not a place...
That's a dock or a bridge
moiety: and its
those shady wee 12 seater
things
nubbins`: still.
they wouldn't let you into
the airport for £100 here
moiety: it
the only flight you can get i
think nubbins` lol (to london)
moiety: lol not from
this city £100+
moiety: takes 5 hours just
to drive
tonewcastle form here
moiety: approx 8 hours via
train, 12 via bus, 3 via plane
moiety: BingoBoingo: i
think
this is worth a
trip
to london
VanCleef: how do you lose against a crack head
tho?
nubbins`: ThickAsThieves "narcotics checkpoint" aka "seeing if
there are any shady people on
the road"...
travelling in a car is second only
to
travelling by air with regard
to how few rights you have
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I dunno
that
the russians need one/lack
the discipline
to conceal
their involvement
BingoBoingo wonders if
the back ditch is going
to be able
to handle all of
this rain without spilling it into
the house
antephialtic: "The U.S. government masterminded
the creation of a "Cuban
Twitter" - a communications network designed
to undermine
the communist government in Cuba, built with secret shell companies and financed
through foreign banks,
The Associated Press has learned."
ozbot: News from
The Associated Press
mircea_popescu: nah,
they just changed how
they did personnel . for
the nth
time.
moiety: what an epic day! I can
think straight again! *getting
to keep my house a wee bit longer!
BingoBoingo: The end result is a desire
to sit in
the parking garage for a lecture rather
than any of
the lecture halls
BingoBoingo: Eh,
the state universities in Illinois have
this odd rule where parking must be financed separately from
the university it is attached
to
ThickAsThieves: so we pay for
the lot, and when we need it most you charge us again?
ThickAsThieves: 5 years ago
the city had a nice new parking lot made near
the area
mircea_popescu: "you delayed me. pay up. you didn't pay up of your own accord. here's my lawyer. pay him
too."
ThickAsThieves: is it an idiot
trap? i mean all you do is say "is
that an order?" "am i free
to leave?" and
that's it rigght?