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benkay: all these made up words
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mircea_popescu: asciilifeform hate to break it to you but crotch levels vary
jurov: benaky isn't fructifying the right word?
robwhiz22: mircea_popescu - you wrote that you do not want to PM and that's not likely to change. Could you therefore answer here to the proposal I submitted to Polimedia?
asciilifeform: to avoid having to aim the scope, it would have to be mounted on... the user's crotch level.
benkay: fluffypony: so if there's an idea that's worthless, and the execution is everything, if you've made strides on execution that is a 'moat' in the parlance, ensaftifying your idea.
asciilifeform: for some reason i picture the 'scope' as a gadget a la the MIT roulette cheating machine
mircea_popescu: also catching her nail in the door = temperature.
fluffypony: "mood" = temperature
jurov: wut, temp sensitive nail polish?
nubbins`: we actually buy inks from the company that used to make those color-changing inks
asciilifeform: it will do to 'pick uppery' what rifling did for small arms
mircea_popescu: maybe they could be free wirth obamacare
nubbins`: once again the public will know when your crotch is sweaty
mircea_popescu: so you know, everyone in the bar knows who to hit on.
asciilifeform: at some point 'flir' camera on phones will bring this game back.
mircea_popescu: so the morning after her nails are white, and two weeks later it's bleedin' purple
mircea_popescu: they should totally make these nailpolishes to react to whatever fuck hormones chicks have,
nubbins`: and chip & pepper t-shirts
asciilifeform: and what supposedly accounted for their quick disappearance
nubbins`: i remember hot wheels that did that
mircea_popescu: o so she had that finger up somewhere first foreals ?
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: just noticed that...the polish is temperature sensitive gel
nubbins`: why do you think i hate women ;(
mircea_popescu: fluffypony at the rate you're ghoing she's going to be here to cuss us all out in person.
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mircea_popescu: you hate girls that are too scatterbrained to buy nailpolish so they end up with hands in different colors ?
fluffypony: but they really are kinda fun
fluffypony: I never thought I'd marry a blonde
nubbins`: not at all, my wife is blonder than that :D
fluffypony: nubbins`: I'll be sure to tell her she's fake :)
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mike_c: but once implementation has begun the idea suddently has value? ok..
nubbins`: wait, is fluffypony the guy with the fake wife?
fluffypony: mike_c: I agree with that *at the idea stage*
mike_c: if the 'idea is worthless' and the 'implementaion is critical', then why be afraid to discuss the idea no matter what stage you are at.
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: are you talking to me or robwhatshisface?
mircea_popescu: as the cumrag.
mircea_popescu: this obnoxious pretentiousness where "you" have an idea and x has money and you're now equals is like... dream on, you'll be on sex and the city
mircea_popescu: then maybe they give you the great opportunity to give the manother one. also for free.
benkay: withholding throws red flags, an important note.
mircea_popescu: dude get out. you got no money you're giving your entire idea away entirely for free to the people who have money.
benkay: the best way to make funders comfortable is by demonstrating competence.
fluffypony: pLambert: yeah there's the rub
pLambert: enough to make the people they are trying to get money from comfortable
mircea_popescu: and i do mean great, not in the sense of "tinker joe thinks this rocks after two beers".
mircea_popescu: fluffypony if you stick around here you'll see great ideas being given away for free multiple times a week
fluffypony: I find this a contentious issue...I agree that ideas are worthless, implementation is critical, but if implementation has already begun and the person seeks counsel/funding how much of that do they make public?
robwhiz22: mircea_popescu, certainly you're the boss.
mircea_popescu: nobody notices what the bums do in the holes they inhabit, nobody notices what "ideas" anon ppl "have" etc.
mircea_popescu: moreover, the anonymous enjoys perfect secrecy of their ideas anyway.
jurov: if its success relies on utmost secrecy then it's not so good idea anyway
mircea_popescu: if you keep pretending like you call the shots i'll simply ignore you.
mircea_popescu: robwhiz22 no, i merely pointed you out to here. i'm still not going to pm with you, and that's not likely to change.
benkay: a fork immediately after the confirmation, which resolved to a branch in which the solo-conf transaction was not included?
benkay: so what situation would lead to someone who accepted a funding action with btc after 1 block getting burned?
robwhiz22: mircea_popescu invited me in here. I came in on Sunday but you were going to a Bat Mitzvah.
jurov: asciilifeform some considered it dumb from the very beginning. but ended up with "worse is better"-like self-consolations
nubbins`: i tell ya, this nick is scam-proof
nubbins`: [15:03:22] <io_error> Who the fuck is nubbins`` and why is he trying to scam me in PMs?
asciilifeform: little did they know, in 2014, about the uterus searches of 2030...
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform noob nagum. he thought security theatre was taking too much time in 2000
mircea_popescu: nubbins` your typeface mix sucks ass.
mircea_popescu: you'rer just hating on their success
asciilifeform: one day (tm) people will wake up and see that 'c machine', memory allocation in software, untyped pointers, etc. are dumb.
mircea_popescu: <mike_c> yes, it's not like france where they just take your whole paycheck and give you a few dollars a week for coffee and cigarettes. << zing lmao. what you say nao pankkake ? huh ? huh ?
mircea_popescu: <mike_c> visual inspection of code is a crappy way to test anyway. << it's good for some things, bad for others, not really optional imo
mircea_popescu: jurov the payout must involve truly heroic effort << no, i'm just being blonde most of the time
benkay: oh jesus and definitely no time to write regexen
benkay: i r no time hack irc
BingoBoingo: benkay: That omission was intentional
benkay: ffs include an http at the front of your links BingoBoingo
nubbins`: altho we got our Square reader in the mail yesterday, so we'll accept credit cards at the merch table
nubbins`: pop 'em right into the canals
nubbins`: iirc smartcar tipping was popular in amsterdam some years ago
nubbins`: BingoBoingo: there's more than one way to make an eye pink ;p
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Eye doesn't look to be inflamed
benkay: hey nubbins` what did the CBC end up saying instead of dick surgery?
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Naphex: like alien technology
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BingoBoingo: How many times is BTC just going to crash to the same price it was yesterday roughly??? This is catastrophe!!!
pLambert: is the guy who runs bitvps on here?
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benkay: you and i both know the only solution is keys on a device you trust and bitcoin.
benkay: i dunno where this went off the rails.
jurov: or your tozny comment was meant ironically from the start?
benkay: customer wants a gun that fires backwards. i say "but it fires backwards!" they say "just build it."
benkay: explain it to me before i make more mistakes, jurov
benkay: "smarter" (or more well-capitalized) heads than mine have decided that this thing flies. we just ensure that the parts over which we have authority do what they say on the tin. per asciilifeform's mice and comments on proofs, the stack is ultra complex and its vulnerabilities are beyond our pay grade to even address.
pankkake: it only lasted because the equipment was expensive
jurov: yes, that's why i'm talking about threshold
pankkake: gsm was designed by people with no real computing experience. don't trust the telephonists for anything
Mats_cd03: ive known for some time the equipment for attacks against gsm has been affordable
Mats_cd03: at the app layer, anyway
Mats_cd03: the enemy still wouldnt have the keys you use to communicate securely though
jurov: there will be blood. now it's the worst time to rely on phones for anything\
jurov: we are just on tthe threshold on gsm baseband exploits
Mats_cd03: give the nerds that need a smartphone something with a concrete expected support lifetime