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asciilifeform: as if there is such a thing as a kitchen with exactly one roach.
asciilifeform: wonder if i'm the only one who automatically thought 'diversion' when the heartbleed crap came out.
mircea_popescu: i like teh pic.
asciilifeform: a bit stale news, sorry. but i think it notable.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform tweeted it :D
mircea_popescu: and should anyone sell and it drop another 50%, why, they'll just hardfork it again
ThickAsThieves: Altcoin still not on the list
mircea_popescu: sure, just as long as the scammers pushing it own 99.99% of it all.
mircea_popescu: it's not clear if they actually owned it or just shill for pay, but after all what the hell's the difference.
mircea_popescu: she works for max keiser. they were pumping it together.
assbot: Voicing Tiraspol for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: !up Tiraspol
ThickAsThieves: as suspected in the past, they may be satsisfying an urge to gamble, not invest
mircea_popescu: it just dun compute this.
mircea_popescu: you know this completely blows me away. there's like... 2 assets on hl that didn't lose most of the investor's money, and the total investment in them was... bitcents ?
ThickAsThieves: thanks jurov, i'll keep it in mind, it's so few people/shares at this point that I doubt it'll happen much more
mircea_popescu: "Amazing: @Chase just cancelled my debit card because a merchant may or may not have been hacked. They didn't call. Won't tell me who."
jurov: oh that was the answer? mkay
bounce: then we'll just have to stick to biblical notions of "round", no?
mircea_popescu: a 3 is just as good as a pee to a blind bat
jurov: kanzure: you should read the comments, numbers are just numbers
bounce: pfft. and there I was, wanting to rate 3.1415927. can't doo that. boo!
mircea_popescu: first off, you don't need fractions, you could just as well increase the max for same effect
kanzure: so i should read this as '10 trusts'?
jurov: you can't have fractional trust or distrust
kanzure: what is the type of unit for the number i provide to the rate command?
assbot: mircea_popescu, you can't do that to jurov.
gribble: Error: For identification purposes, you must be authenticated to use the rating system.
kanzure: mircea_popescu: can you try rating me again pls
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell novusordo to voice yourself in assets you id with gribble then pm assbot !up
AltcoinAce: but crpyto is a good market to be in right now
AltcoinAce: will be trading forex soon
AltcoinAce: and learning before I move up to other stuff
mircea_popescu: AltcoinAce what do you trade ?
AltcoinAce: Im just a trader
mircea_popescu: AltcoinAce this is the bitcoin assets channel. these are the people. up there are the logs. have fun!
mircea_popescu: it's my favourite french comedy for today
davout: the voice system sort of works like this https://xkcd.com/481/
mircea_popescu: stop giving the frenchie so much voice, you'll wear it out.
jurov: ThickAsThieves: if these S.MG peeps can auth with btc address, i can just add them to list at https://coinbr.com/btct/nampt_1
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell TomServo get in wot wouldja ?
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
mircea_popescu: ;;rate tomservo 1 New blood
mircea_popescu: kanzure srsly, get in teh wot.
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
ThickAsThieves: you just like seeing boners in in your ta
mircea_popescu: http://stats.bitcoin-assets.com/ < is it me or is the day of april 12th pretty much giving us the finger ?
ThickAsThieves: at some point 15% is a shit ton of hash
ThickAsThieves: it's getting tough to tell now
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell justusranvier to voice yourself in -assets you id with gribble then pm assbot !up
gribble: Error: For identification purposes, you must be authenticated to use the rating system.
mircea_popescu: i suddenly had this vision of me being like, 75, and reading about this new, biggest, first bitcoin based exchange,
ozbot: Twitter / AltcoinAce: #CAI seeks to build 'first ...
BingoBoingo: lol, I was going to say something about it, but figured it would be more interesting to see when someone else brought up the Dukedoms
mircea_popescu: we gotta start small, work our way up to dukery, not like some other douchebaggery, starting with dukes.
mircea_popescu: anyway, assbot's 29 could be teh bitcoin barons, i see no problem.
fluffypony: spammers and/or trolls
kakobrekla: haxors got goxxed, back to prepaid cards.
benkay: and is it not a thing any more?
benkay: what fraction of the runup to 1200 can we attribute to the bitlocker virus?
benkay: can't say as i have any intention of taking style cues from linkbait article titles.
fluffypony: "Romanian Bitcoin baron 'stumps up $20k to keep OpenBSD's lights on'"
benkay: the term is "bitlord"
bounce: ircII can do that. /ignore * MSG /ignore whitelisted ^MSG
fluffypony: benkay: didn't El Reg call mircea_popescu the Bitcoin Baron?
asciilifeform: block all priv msgs. other than from whitelist
asciilifeform: anyone care to recommend an irc client with whitelisting feature?
benkay: buttcoiners i guess in the meantime
BingoBoingo: benkay: Prolly to early for a label. Wait for some lulzy incedent to reveal the proper term.
bounce: buy up the factory for a song
bounce: or source a large stack of them for parts (and get money to take'em away)
asciilifeform: somewhere, there probably still lives a man who can re-wind a burned yoke.
asciilifeform: bounce: so long as the tube is alive, yes.
bounce: though shouldn't be too heavy on the SMD stuff. ie, reasonably repairable.
bounce: and a CRT to boot. you likes dem high voltage, no?
mircea_popescu: bounce this is the sort with the power inside
asciilifeform: every nice crt i've ever owned, with or or two exceptions - eventually the raster goes
bounce: "es leuchtet blau" -- which for some reason is not nearly as funny in the original
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: wiggled the plug?
mircea_popescu: just turned blue
bounce: and then they come back. regrets.
benkay: wither the egrets though
bounce: "this way to the egress"
benkay: well it sounds as though he's progressed to calling /you/ a fraud. that's progress.
asciilifeform: benkay: i've given up - the man's a broken record.
benkay: asciilifeform dreams of trolling his 'real' purposes out of him.
asciilifeform: ok seems like that worked.
mircea_popescu: i mean the original author sorta managed to get himself excreted, for this reason. what is it, like self loathing ?
Apocalyptic: in Xchat you have to specify a mask followed by ALL if you want to block everything
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform dude you're incredible. why do you keep posting that stuff ?!
asciilifeform: benkay: doesn't seem to work for priv msgs.
asciilifeform: <asciilifeform> you started out suggesting wifi and ssl. in the channel. now buzz off.
asciilifeform: <robwizz22> complete lie, meant to play on people's recognition of the word "heartbleed bug" without knowing what it is. There is no SSL anywhere within 100 miles of a Cardano, nor did I ever mention it. You seem to be playing off of your audience's ignorance. Is this really want you want to be doing with your life? Selling snake oil? Being a fraud?
asciilifeform: <robwizz22> the shelf usb storage to store a private key and pass phrase). You are lying about its benefits. You've come up with something absolutely and utterly useless. If it's a scam, good job. I like how you spread FUD about me trying to "introduce heartbleed" (which doesn't make any sense - the Cardano is a USB device) when I pointed this out. You obviously are smart enough to know that is a simple a
asciilifeform: <robwizz22> Just so you know, I am an individual like you - NOT with any organization. I am not in any way associated with the NSA or other organization. On the other hand, you seem to be following their M.O. and trying to weaken security. You are basically simply committing fraud. What you've designed to date is totally useless and 100 times less secure than not buying any such device at all (i.e. using o
bounce: bit late to try and sell'im that advice for 54 bitcoin
mircea_popescu: denny didn't have the right ceocut.
mircea_popescu: maybe that was neobee's problem
bounce: it's the small things that mark you part of the pack
bounce recalls some discussion about deep purple laughing about a bunch of others because they were so "out of tune with what was happening in londen at the time" -- due to having the wrong haircut